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Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.
When you want to feel better, call something a piece of shit. It usually works.
You are nothing but an arrogant and blasphemous shit.
Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit ...
Scummer," Mick muttered. Mick never said much, and when he did it was usually "scummer.
I'm running out of names. There aren't that many vile things on this earth that can describe what a cum dumpster you are.
Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really.
I think you know by now that I've been called many things by many people. Quitter is not one of them.
He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.
Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit
Whatever we do, someone is going to take the time to say it's shit.
You're all scum and you know it
He really is a cunt ay the first order. Nae doubt about that. The big problem is, he's a mate n aw. Whit kin ye dae?
Rubbish!" screamed a fat, elderly woman, in Richard's ear, as he passed her malodorous stall. "Junk!" She continued. "Garbage! Trash! Offal! Debris! Come and get it! Nothing whole or undamaged! Crap, tripe, and useless piles of shit. You know you want it.
Jesus, Captain, you look like shit.
What an absolute scumbag. What an absolutely, perfectly sculpted, beautifully smelling . . . scumbag.
I emit, I hiss a rather tired and gentle word like "shit", then tear this page from the machine. it's your.
A Southerner, inferior.
You miserable vomitous mass,
Write like a motherfucker.
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
Jesus fucking shit cock sucking whore in a wicker basket
So this is how cunts that never shag fuckin well live. A life oy impotence, resentment, anger and frustration; nae fuckin exuberance in life, forced tae become an Internet troll or a miserable drunk in a boozer.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by.
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
You're too sensitive', says the disrespectful shithead.
Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath.
Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit!
What's a matter Chris? You shitting yourself? You should be!
It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.
Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo."
"Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it.
Ha-ha. The dumb jock who can't talk the Queen's English. I swear to God, the next person who corrects my grammar gets punched in the face.
Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.
Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with the name just given to her baby niece. It was pronounced shuh-TEED but was in fact spelled "Shithead.
Don't shit where you eat.
Tastes like shit!
Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
I can't believe I told you all those things and we've ended up talking about how great I am.'
'But we're not. You've confused the two thnigs again. You're not great. You're a shallow, feckless, self-indulgent... wanker.'
'Thanks.
Stop shrugging, shrugger.
I'm just a foul-mouthed Brit.
A b*tch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when you call me a b*tch ... thanks for the compliment.
Now, are you just a bloody noisy tosspot, or are you going to help me?
With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air.
Who shit in your coffee this morning?"
"And you don't say things like that. You're Ryodan
Shite and onions!
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
You're like a turd that won't flush.
A miser is merely a pauper with fewer friends.
A whore, we've established that, filthy, it goes without saying, but whatever else the hell I am, I AM NOT ENGLISH.
To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.
The miser is the man who starves himself and everybody else, in order to worship wealth in its dead form, as distinct from its living form.
This wasn't shit creek. This wasn't no paddle. This was shit ocean. This was I can't even see land.
I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap
Darling, don't give me shit, cause I know that your full of it, your full of shit ... your full of shit
Just because you came from shit doesn't mean you're shit. You're so much better than what you've known and I bet you'll be a fucking awesome mom
that fucking motherfucker
You know, you're not such a shithead." "No," Ronan replied, "really I am.
How do you like them apples, you piece of shit?
Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!
It is not rubbish! It is the part of people that you do not understand.
You, Wells, are what we in the force like to call a shitkicker. If there's any shit around, I always seem to find you in the middle, kicking it.
Epithet, n.
I think the worst you ever called me was a "cunt rag."
"You mean I'm a tampon?" I asked. "I'm a tampon for not letting you drive?"
I laughed. You didn't. At least, not until you sobered up.
The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.
A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.
You better fucking tell us where your little buddies are, or I am going to kick your uterus out, you fucking cunt.
Found out. A nothing player.
I am what you call a hooligan-
When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves.
Just because you have to eat shit doesn't mean you have to become shit.
What the bloody hell are you, Ms. Lane?
I hereby grant you permission to write crap. The more the better. Remember, crap makes the best fertilizer.
Hello kerplunk, this is my dear friend pitter patter.
Damn, piss, shit, fuck!
Nothing but a little savage...
Crap on a stick.
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I
A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time.
They can't shit on us," said Alex. "That's really what I'm saying. You can't shit on us anymore." There was a silence. "I just want them to stop shitting on us," said Alex. "OK," I said. "Sorry.
- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.
Bollocks! Bollocks, bollocks.
Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
What a fucking joke.
prestidigitator,
Have a nice, cuntlovin' day.
A deistical prater, fit to sit in the chimney-corner of a pot-house, and make blasphemous comments on the one greasy newspaper fingered by beer-swilling tinkers.
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop!
If there's - one person on the face of this earth who makes me sick it's the ninny who calls a thing 'improbable' because it happens to be outside his own special, puny experience of life.
He's what, in my alley days in Dublin, we would have called a fug - cross between a fuck and a pug. Lots of mouth and no balls.
What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing?
King: "You're ... you're shit! You shitting, shitting shit!"
"Your Majesty," Durzo said gravely. "A man of your stature's cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.
Niggard prefers mistake rather than loss.
Totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool.
I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.
Leave him alone, he's as mad as a hatter!