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My best friend nods solemnly. Then he keels over. Asshole.
Lighten up. Brighten up. Smile.
Put yourself out of your misery.
Hug me.
Hug me.
Hug me.
Hey," he said.
"Hi." Oh, damn. It was awkward.
"What're you doing?"
"Shearing a sheep. It's cold outside, and I need a new hat."
He paused. "You're joking, right?"
"Yes, Marshall." I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair.
Smile! It takes thirty-four muscles to frown and only thirteen to smile. Why make the extra effort?
We work through this together, remember? No shutting me out. No epic sulks."
"I was figuring I could sulk for Idris in the next Olympics," Jace said ...
"You and Alec could go for pair sulking," said Clary with a smile. "You'd get the gold.
Laughing makes everything easier.
You don't want to wait for Owen?"
Ryder just sneered at him. "Afraid of a little sweat, sweetheart?"
"Sunstroke maybe."
"Find your balls, and let's go get it done.
Oh, don't you smile at me with that milky grin, you lucky shit. There's no need to rub in it. I know where that mouth's been."
"Pick!" I rolled my eyes. He sent me an innocent glance.
"What? He's clearly rubbing it in.
Fuck you.
I countered, demonstrating my keen skill at argument.
Look on the bright side ... " David said.
I waited. Then he roared with laughter.
"What?"
"I can't think of anything."
"Asshole.
Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.
I let out a long sigh. In
But the question drowns in it's futility
And even I have got to laugh at me
You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal"
I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?"
"I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable."
"Oh."
He smiled. "Disappointed?"
"No." Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Smile and nod, always wins the argument.
What happened to your face?' she asked.
'It fell on a fist.' He shrugged.
'That happens a lot?'
'Enough.
Give a Smile. Afterall, it's Free.
I let out a sigh, hoping it releases some of the bad karma I just incurred from being so heinous. (Sean Griswold's Head)
In comedy laughter settles all arguments.
This is a quote. Kinda bland, eh?
Sam grinned. He even laughed.
"What's funny?" she demanded.
"I figured something out before Astrid the Genius. I am totally enjoying that. I'm just going to gloat here for a minute."
"Enjoy it, it may never happen again,
Have some faith."
"Between faith and distrust, which one is more likely to keep you alive?"
"And which one is more likely to let you experience living?"
I threw up my hands. "Why is everything so philosophical with you?"
He shrugged. "I like thinking.
Hamish shrugged. It's all pretty cool and impressive ... if you never saw fucking Jurassic Park.
I shall laugh my bitter laugh.
Hey, S.T.," Sydney says finally.
I don't budge.
She nudges me with her elbow. "You want to know something?"
I still can't look up. But I nod.
"It's not your fault either." She says this like it's not big deal. Like it's nothing.
But it's everything.
Just chill with life.
Silence is sometimes the best answer
Fight Apathy! ... or don't.
Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.
Patience, Loo-Sha," Soren said as he leaned a shoulder against the wall. To this, Zun snorted a single laugh.
"That is like telling the wind to stop blowing," he added, deadpan.
My heart applauds inside my ears, first like a roaring crowd, then slows and slows until it's a solitary person, clapping with unbridled sarcasm.
Clap. Clap.
Clap.
Well done, Ed.
Well given up.
PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can't possibly get it all done,
so I'm not going to start.
Huh."
"Huh what?"
"Would you look at this?" he asked, examining a small box. "It says it glows in the dark."
"So?"
"So, what use is that to anybody? I mean, what am I supposed to do? Write her name in
the air with it?
I tried.
Can't do it.
Brain's empty.
a sheepish smile.
Laughter is the remedy of all.
Richard at once declared that we must be content with that and drop the subject. I agreed with Richard. All's well that ends well. What say you, O.G?
Life is short, Laugh. Live
Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.
And indeed nothing had happened, a momentous nothing, just another of the great world's shrugs of indifference.
If I were a bean,... I wouldn't sulk all day long.
We'll do it,' said Will Scott comfortably, shouting over the tumult. 'If it's no more than an hour, we'll do it.'
'Christ, I believe you're sorry, you flaming maniac,' said Lymond. 'Don't I keep telling you that this is bloody childishness, and don't you keep agreeing?
I've got a sleeping bag in the car." "You're getting me to spend the night on the beach with you." "I told you. I'm very romantic." Standing, Fletch brushed the sand off his skin. "And I told you romance is dead." "That's just wishful thinking," Fletch said. "I'll get the sleeping bag.
It doesn't mean,' she shrugged. 'It just is
C'mon, take a load off ... I won't bite.
Are you alright?"
"No, I bumped my head." Rubbing the spot, I looked dazedly around the bare hallway.
"What did I bang it on?" I demanded ungrammatically.
"My head." he said, rather grumpily, I thought.
Amy felt her phone vibrate. She held it up. It was from Ian.
DON'T ASK THE PRICE OF ANYTHING. DON'T SMILE. DON'T SAY "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING CHEAPER?" DON'T
Amy shoved the phone back in her pocket. "Just pretend to be Ian," she told Dan.
The corporate joke among humans was that the official symbol of the barabo financial regulator was a shrug.
So are you and Marcus finally getting along?" he asked.
"She threatened to castrate me," Marcus said.
I nodded. "Sure did."
Will blinked and stiffened uncomfortably. "Oh."
"That's not nice, Ell," Kate scolded. "Boys need those.
Don't whine ... laugh.
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
Mr. Schock smiled at Peter and raised his hand into the air. Peter instinctively struck it in a perfect high five. Mr. Schock's smile transformed into a puzzeled frown.
"Joshua, how did you...?"
"Peter used to do it," said Peter swiftly.
You're so cute."
Dex let out a laugh. "And you're such a dork."
"Says the guy who owns Star Wars Lightsaber chopsticks."
"Sushi tastes better when you use the Force."
"You're only strenghtening my case.
Life without laughing is a dreary blank.
You jerk."
Grinning, he backed down the steps. "I'll see you at noon, Kitten."
"I hate you," I hissed.
"The feeling's mutual." He glanced over his shoulder. "Twenty bucks says you wear a once-piece swimsuit."
He was insufferable.
I like sarcasm. I like snark.
I put all my sighs in a lockbox
Ignore you, sweetheart? I think it would be easier to stop breathing.
-Vasili
Sometimes, a sigh was all the fight you had left.
*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*
You're green. Tell me you have the flu."
"No."
"The shoulder?"
"Yeah."
"Well, fuck me."
"I'd rather not.
I'm kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air,
So there.
Chortle" is never the answer.
Let it go to create emptiness, to accept the best.
What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"I don't believe you."
"I don't care.
Shut up, idiot," he growled.
"Oops," Ian replied, looking uncomfortable. "I feel stupid, now."
Peter shook his head. "That's the understatement of the year.
Indulge your inner sociopath.
In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.
Is this you trying to cheer me up?"
"What are you ... going ... to do about it?" I asked. "Your Wussiness?"
He touched his index finger to my forehead. His voice was rough. "Tap. You're out, Ass Kicker.
Hey," I say as I rest the phone on my shoulder.
"Are you really dripping wet and wearing a tiny white towel?" he asks in a raspy low voice.
"Yes, I just got out of the shower."
"Good," he exhales into the line. "At least I don't have this raging hard-on for no reason.
Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.
He rolled his eyes, which buoyed me with relief. The dying don't bother with sarcasm.
Philosophical discussions habitually make men happy and joyful not frowning and sad.
This be OK?' I asked, innocently.
'You want me to have no skin left?' You rolled your eyes.
Actually, don't answer that one.
What is life without laughter?
Laughter is the antidote to existential pain
I've got nothing to do today but smile.
Let your existence be enough for a moment.
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave so make it short.
Mitch Hertzog's voice mail message.
Oh, go to hell." But there wasn't any heat in the response.
"You're not supposed to smile when you say that.
Pessimism is a waste of time.
I compose a reply. It is an emoticon of a smiling poo. It sums everything up.
Do you deny it? Grimani persisted.
Deny it? Only the greatest self-restraint prevents me from laughing it out of countenance.
No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?"
Dash said, "I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny stuff seeing as how I have no idea why I'm even here."
Mark scoffed. "You bookish little pervert."
"Thank you, sir!" Dash said brightly.
Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their bottom with an iPad. Q. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A. You look for the fresh prints. Q. Why should you never date a tennis player? A. Because love means nothing to them.
Smile and be Happy
Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever"
"Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".
Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.
I let my mind wander.
Told you not to tell her."
"That's not how I work things. That's not how you build a relationship."
"Build a relationship." Ryder snorted as he sent the drill whirling again. "You've been reading again."
"Blow me.
I want to pretend this didn't happen."
"Okay.
...giggling disconnected from humor.
Laughter is the best medicine
No," Lana said, "I'm not going to heal your scratch."
"Good," Sanjit said.
"Good? Why good?"
"Because when you hold my hand, I don't want it to be work for you.
silence is the most intolerable of answers.
I had this habit of an academic of answering the question. I should have fobbed it off.
Inaction saps the vigor of the mind.
Eeek, Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.
I'd rather argue with you, angel, then laugh with anyone else.