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Then let's quit yappin' and let's get slappin', -- James Dashner
I won't hit you, but I'll hurt you'. -- L.j. Shen
Spanking must be steady, rhythmic, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, moving from one area to another until both cheeks glow with a rosy bloom that lights the charge and sends the electric message to the restless clitoris. -- Chloe Thurlow
I'm going to hit you as hard as I can regardless of whether you touch my gloves or not. -- Holly Holm
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough. -- Jennifer Rardin
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. -- Kourtney Kardashian
My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face. -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
hit with your fist, not with your finger spread -- Prasetya Ramadhan
If I wanted to stun anyone at dinner, I'd hit them in the face. -- Kristin Cashore
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. -- Will Rogers
I'm supposed to be this complete slapper, that's my reputation. -- Sienna Miller
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. -- Will Rogers
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands. -- Ludacris
Miss Carson, you need to step outside and slap me again. The side you hit is mostly dead. You need to hit the other side of my face so I can feel it like I should. -- Lorraine Heath
Never slap a man who chews tobacco. -- Willard Scott
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll wake you up. I feel like jazz needs a big-ass slap. -- Robert Glasper
If anyone would like to hit me, they are perfectly welcome. I must warn you, though, that I might enjoy it. So maybe it's not the right kind of punishment. -- Lars Von Trier
You punch like you take it up the ass. -- Jake Lamotta
I'd bitch slap the devil for you. -- Janet Evanovich
I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas. -- Nicki Minaj
Smack me if we ever get that awful."
"But I smack you so often," she said, "how will you know that's what I'm smacking you for?"
"We shall work out a smacking code. -- Gina Damico
Aryal whispered, If I start slapping people, I might not be able to stop. -- Thea Harrison
She probably longed to slap my face. They can hit us, there's Scriptural precedent. But not with any implement. Only with their hands. -- Margaret Atwood
You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap. -- Terry Pratchett
The punch connected, but (1) Colin forgot to close his fist, so he was slapping not hitting, and (2) instead of slapping TOC, he ended up slapping Hassan flush across the cheek, whereupon Hassan finally succeeded in falling down. -- John Green
A slap or a fat check is what it takes if you want to see all the passions that go beating about behind a face take a sudden tack. It's as beautiful as watching a sailing ship maneuvering in a stormy sea. The whole person keels over in the changed wind. -- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Be quiet or I'll be forced to flick you."
"Ooh," he mocked. "The ultimate threat. I don't think I've ever been flicked before."
"Are you suggesting I can't hurt you?"
"On the contrary, I think you have the power to do great damage. -- Alexandra Adornetto
A slap from God is better than a handshake from the devil. -- Matshona Dhliwayo
I would feel much better about this whole affair if you would slap me and get it over with. I know you want to. -- Moriah Densley
The spontaneity of slaps is sincerity, whereas the ceremonial of caresses is largely convention. -- Ugo Betti
These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it. -- Gloria E. Anzaldua
Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough -- Tara Sivec
Life is often confusing and sad, and I'm a big fan of the slap and the tickle, as they say. -- John C. Reilly
That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe -- Nicki Minaj
I don't know whether to punch you or hug you. -- Heather Brewer
Next time you want to hit me
hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! -- Stephenie Meyer
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. -- Carroll Bryant
Sometimes, Lev, I just want to smack you."
"You already hit him with a car. -- Neal Shusterman
Smack me if we ever get that awful."br>"But I smack you so often," she said, "how will you know that's what I'm smacking you for?"br>"We shall work out a smacking code. -- Gina Damico
Don't bruise the Foo! -- Christopher Moore
I'll kick you in the face! -- Ernest Hemingway,
Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head. -- Suzanne Wrightt
I leaned forward and slapped her across the face. Probably a bit harder than I needed to, but it worked. -- Kim Harrington
Turning the other cheek only gets that slapped as well. -- Christina Engela
His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face -- Neal Shusterman
You're acting like a little kid, Carrie said, slapping -- Debbie Macomber
Cabal slapped him hard. Perhaps harder than necessary, but he felt he deserved a little recreation. -- Jonathan L. Howard
Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed. -- Charlie Sheen
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND FOR THAT PERSON TO SLAP YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE -- Richelle Mead
I have a face you want to punch: -- Gillian Flynn
Get back over here so I can smack you." "Yeah, I'll get right on that. -- Thea Harrison
Ah, my sister used to hit me harder. -- Shawn Burr
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. -- Katherine Dunn
Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally. -- Nalini Singh
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. -- Don Rickles
Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far. -- Patrick Swayze
A man who doles out sweets, and slaps, with the same hand. -- Patricia Mccormick
Yes,' Spade growled. 'And when you're slapped you'll take it and like it.' He released Cairo's wrist and with a thick open hand struck the side of his face three times savagely. -- Dashiell Hammett
You shouldn't let him hit you so much" observed saphira
"Yes I realize that'" he growled.
"Do you want me to knock him over for you?"
"No ... not today. -- Christopher Paolini
Dude slapped me and then walked away! -- Nanae Chrono
It's like bitch-slapping E.T. -- Anne Lamott
There are other ways to beat someone than with fists. -- Kiersten White
I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched. -- Greg Kinnear
If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis. -- Pierre Berbizier
Once, I was dining at their home," Gil said. "My fork fell, and I began to bend down to pick it up. When she, the daughter, didn't hurry to bring me a clean fork, he slapped her, just like that, in the face. -- Ronen Bergman
When I throw a punch, I mean it. -- Gina Carano
Shoot you down. Bang bang. -- David Bowie
I wish you could have felt that slap I wish you could feel the pain. -- Neal Shusterman
I might try that one thing, you know, that thing people do when their eyes get all wet and stupid - what's it called? Crying?
Or NOT. I might PUNCH you instead and trust that you won't punch me back because of my endearing smallness. It would be like punching a child. -- Laini Taylor
Nick," I murmured, "should I ever head into the cellar armed only with a ladle after the police have just warned me that a psychotic killer is on the loose, please slap me. -- Kristan Higgins
The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but NEVER hit softly. -- Theodore Roosevelt
What can you answer? Now be careful, don't arouse my spite, Or with my slipper I'll take you napping,
Left and right. -- Aristophanes
That's it, he rasped. Hump me. Are you a dog? Are you a dog in heat? You my dog? He slapped me again. Speak, puppy. -- Heidi Cullinan
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. -- Kyousuke Motomi
If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl. -- Pat Burns
To be slapped with a shoe is a dirty insult in the Muslim world. -- Richard Engel
I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you."
"A combination of both is usually the best," Prophet advised. -- S.e. Jakes
Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman. -- J.d. Robb
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me ... I learned my lesson. -- Aaron Carter
And he took the slap like a man. No whining. What else do you want from a fella? -- Allan Dare Pearce
I don't think anybody should ever touch anybody in anger, ever. -- Tommy Lee
I'll beat you up right now if you want me to. -- Shaquille O'neal
Patti walked right up and smacked him across the face. -- Wendy Higgins
I love to hit people. I love to. -- Mike Tyson
Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you. -- Mickey Spillane
He was verbally poking a bruise. -- Gillian Flynn
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. -- Sarah Mayberry
I'm going to slap you." The words fell out of her mouth. "Okay," he said calmly. -- Elizabeth Finn
I'm not going to beat somebody up for talking smack to me, especially another skater. -- Mike Vallely
And when you're slapped you'll take it and like it." - Detective Sam Spade -- Dashiell Hammett
I found out who started that ugly rumor and I'll slap them to sleep...and then slap them for sleeping. -- Piper Alexander
Hit it with anything. Bullets, bricks, your bare hands, harsh language. -- M.r. Carey
How can you fight someone you can't hit? -- Sergio Martinez
Some men simply refuse to appear insulted. But then, having felt the sting from the slap on their cheek, know just where to slip the knife, their smile never fading. -- Andrew Levkoff
Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. If I were to threaten to hit you unless you shut your mouth, and you presumed to speak, what do you think I'd do? -- George R R Martin
Hit me with spit on the wounds. -- Gwen Calvo
How mad at me would you be if I hit him really hard? Just once. (Sin) -- Kinley Macgregor
kissing up, kicking down." Although -- Adam M. Grant
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. -- Janet Evanovich
Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. -- J.k. Rowling