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He obviously didn't get slapped nearly enough for the trouble he stirred up.
Oh my god. I can't believe I slapped him.
And I can't help thinking Wow, I did it with my left hand, Marnie would be so proud.
She wants to slap everyone today, to pick up the whole sweat-slick City and punch its lights out.
Sweet head, give you sweet head.
Looks like she's been slapping the kid again.
People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
Don't bite off your head to spite your nose.
Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.
I'm gonna catch you with your head down tonight. I'm gonna take it off.
I'll never hit a lady, but I'll slap a bitch.
The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.
I love you, but sometimes I feel like slapping you.
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
She probably longed to slap my face. They can hit us, there's Scriptural precedent. But not with any implement. Only with their hands.
Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough
Tapped himself on the forehead and then tapped the table.
I need a free hand for slapping you when you act stupid.
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
The punch connected, but (1) Colin forgot to close his fist, so he was slapping not hitting, and (2) instead of slapping TOC, he ended up slapping Hassan flush across the cheek, whereupon Hassan finally succeeded in falling down.
My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face.
Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.
I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched.
These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it.
There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat.
Tip of the day- Don't smash your face!
Is this you trying to cheer me up?"
"What are you ... going ... to do about it?" I asked. "Your Wussiness?"
He touched his index finger to my forehead. His voice was rough. "Tap. You're out, Ass Kicker.
A good whack on the head usually has the same effect.
The slap of a friend is trusted to help you ... but the kisses of an enemy is nothing but lies
Once, I was dining at their home," Gil said. "My fork fell, and I began to bend down to pick it up. When she, the daughter, didn't hurry to bring me a clean fork, he slapped her, just like that, in the face.
A slap or a fat check is what it takes if you want to see all the passions that go beating about behind a face take a sudden tack. It's as beautiful as watching a sailing ship maneuvering in a stormy sea. The whole person keels over in the changed wind.
I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head.
Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face.
You don't have to hit anybody on the head to be sexy.
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go.
If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.
I would hit you on the head with a rock and drag you away from this. But it would only shatter the rock.
I had rather chop this hand off at a blow,
And with the other fling it at thy face.
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.
There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll wake you up. I feel like jazz needs a big-ass slap.
Your retaliation is unspeakable. For this alone, you must forgive me for my treatment of you."
"Still high-handed?"
"I literally risked my neck just now to say that in front of you.
Life kicks you on the face, especially the moment you take the helmet off your head to stop and rest.
My hand moves of its own volition, probably more out of shock than anything else, and I slap him hard right across the face. The room falls silent, and everyone's looking at me like I'm some kind of crazy person.
What does everybody want? HEAD!
I fancy I only got a rap on the head, which knocked me stupid.
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?
Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again.
grovelling, mole-eyed blockhead
I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.
No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em get your goat. Try fighting with your head for a change
Next time you want to hit me
hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!
Not going to die here. Swing low to cut off those reaching hands. These bastards don't even feel it. The bitch felt it though, when I broke her face.
There are other ways to beat someone than with fists.
SLAP! I saw a bright flash in front of my eyes, 'Don't you try and be a fucking smart arse in here, Holland, this is Partick cop shop you're in,' the irate copper retorted.
'So fuck,' I snapped.
You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.
If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.
My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.
No punching?" he asked.
"No."
"No kicking?"
"No."
"How about arm wrestling?"
"No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs."
Fate Succumbs
I growled and then slapped him.
"Hey!" His hand pressed to his cheek.
"You always say that when I slap you," I said.
"I think it's a problem that you know what I say when you slap me," he said. "That's not the kind of intimacy I'm looking for.
His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face
You men never change. Is that all you can see? Proud grandfathers of a large ... Mrs. Werner smacked her husband upside the head and took the pictures away.
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.
Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head for him?
Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me.
What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?
You punch like you take it up the ass.
To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws.
What can you answer? Now be careful, don't arouse my spite, Or with my slipper I'll take you napping,
faces slapping
Left and right.
The very idea that the Chief would let anybody expose himself to danger in his place is-well, I ought to slap your face; that's what I ought to do!
You do not lead by hitting people over the head
that's assault, not leadership.
I have a pragmatic suspicion that bashing someone's head in with a golf club is frowned upon in this establishment...
I won't hit you, but I'll hurt you'.
Someone was absolutely going to get punched in the head today.
Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.
Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?
Face to the reality.
That's pretty hot," he said.
"Punching me in the eye?"
"Well, no. Of course not. I meant the idea of getting rough with you is hot. I'm a big fan of full-contact sports."
"I'm sure you are.
An axe struck him in the head. Pain screamed through him as shards of bone from his own skull drove into his brain.
"Bastard" he snarled as he wheeled around to his attacker, a burly Ramreel with a black snout and glowing red eyes. "You fucked up my Mohawk.
I hurt my hand on his head. He has a very hard head.
The rage flared up in me so fast, so strong, that I actually forgot to slap him.
Smashing heads does not open minds.
Gets aggressive with him. He's very hurt by the
I'm banged up and bloody and someone seems to be hammering on my left temple from inside my skull.
What is with you and faces?" Qibli said. "You should try threatening someone's elbows or ankles once in a while, just for a change of pace.
Do you really want to kick a guy when he's down? Of course you do. That's when his head is nearest to your foot. You barely have to move it.
I'd bitch slap the devil for you.
It's like bitch-slapping E.T.
How can you fight someone you can't hit?
Turn your cheek' only works with physical slaps, only works pre-Second coming. Against guns, bombs, and the most inhumane practices ever conceived, we must protect ourselves. We must become the agents of God's vengeance.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face
If somebody is really trying to take your head off with a baseball bat - I don't know how long you're supposed to stand there and turn the other cheek, so he or she can get a better angle at taking your head off.
Shoot you down. Bang bang.
I've never slapped anyone before,' she admitted.
'How did you find the experience?'
'It would have been more satisfying if he'd gone flying out of his seat like I imagined.
To hit someone means to adopt his point of view.
Don't make me slap your pussy.
The head-master made a
Once out of this court, I'll smash that face of yourn!
Yes,' Spade growled. 'And when you're slapped you'll take it and like it.' He released Cairo's wrist and with a thick open hand struck the side of his face three times savagely.