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What a slut time is. She screws with everybody.
am Slinklebert Petrovius Mordechai Smythe, but everyone calls me Slinky, mainly because nobody can ever figure out how to say my name properly.
Slut. I'm a dirty-
The sound of a hand hitting flesh was simultaneous with the shocking sting on her bottom. "Ow!"
"You don't think those nasty thoughts about my sumisita, Kimberly.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
Cruddy Mouthbreather
You have the dirtiest mouth.
I'm a lurid character!
I won't ridicule you." He walked up to the window. "Want a Coke?'
"Cherry slurpe."
He rolled his eyes. "And you make fun of me."
"See? Ridicule because I want a slurpy."
"Vivi, you're thrity-one years old."
"Right. So make it a vodka slurpy and meet me at that table.
poxy shitweasel,
No shifting in my car Blake,I don't want slobber all over my seats. Neesa
I have quite a foul mouth.
Do I Stank or was it already Stanky in Here?
You're nothing but tainted sludge.
Jake looked at us like we should know this already. SMB? Sandwich-Making Bitch.
I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut
Let me put it this way. I wouldn't say she's a slut, but her favourite shade of lipstick is penis.
GRUNT - "Term of affection used to denote that filthy, sweaty, dirt-encrusted, footsore, camouflage-painted, tired, sleepy beautiful little son of a bitch who has kept the wolf away from the door for over two hundred years.
I'm a sloucher, sort of, when nobody's looking.
I look at you. i know what you are. you are sloppy-bodied, smelly and wet. a woman who was born to sit trapped in a chair while a man tells her how much she excites him. _Eric Packer
Besides, if one little kiss makes her a slut, I'd hate to know what that makes you.
So long, crumb-bum.
sand-bar, sorrowful
You're a bum-rag covered in clart!
The purpose of the word "slut" is: controlling women through shame and humiliation. Women's bodies are always the ones that are being vied over for control - whether it's rape, reproductive rights, or violence against women, it's our bodies that are the battleground, not men's.
The choking, sweltering, deadly, and killing rule of no rule; the consecration of cupidity and braying of folly, and dim stupidity and baseness, in most of the affairs of men. Slopshirts attainable three-halfpence cheaper by the ruin of living bodies and immortal souls.
Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone.
I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day.
occasional puke puddle.
A slut and time are consubstantial, both devoid of shame and love
Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little.
"Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me."
"Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed
I'm not a slut, I just love, love...P!nk.
If I dress like a schlump, I think like a schlump and I work like a schlump.
Oh my god. I just hung around with an unpretty person. Excuse me while I go home to scrub myself with expensive body wash and a pink loofah, to rid myself of the unpretty germs.
I don't usually stink, but I stunk
You dirty so and so.
What an absolute scumbag. What an absolutely, perfectly sculpted, beautifully smelling . . . scumbag.
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.
Slumism is the pent-up anger of people living on the outside of affluence. Slumism is decay of structure and deterioration of the human spirit. Slumism is a virus which spreads through the body politic. As other "isms," it breeds disorder and demagoguery and hate.
grudge who grudge
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.
Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!"
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
"I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
I feel like I'm a big human snot.
Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.
Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points.
A slut born out of masculine persuasion.
Okay, what the fuck was that about? Since when are you such a little slut?
You smell like a litter box.
You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.
Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy.
What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
The name's Clem Williamson Snide. I am a private asshole.
What is the male equivalent of Bimbo?
People always go on about sleaze, but I think it's only a small part of what I write about.
I'm a scamp. I don't deny it. I like myself.
He even brags about his poops,
I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!
My sluts? They weren't mine. Hence them being sluts.
If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!
Suck it yourself, sugarstick!
I can't wait to give your mouth a reason to be so fucking dirty.
Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."
"What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me.
Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?
I would never say snog. I would say osculate. She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?
Somehow whatever I play ends up being sleazy.
That guy," Lindsey said, "is a douche. Asterisk, I hate him. Footnote, he can suck it.
...All that grotty jiz crusting to sugar in my ass crevice...
Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag!
You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole.
Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence? I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next door? Twatwaffles Anonymous?
What a mealy-mouth. Windier than a bag of assholes.
Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!
you curdled clot of whores piss
Stutter, stutter!
A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.
So exquisitely slopped that he didn't know if he was on land or at sea.
Oceans is about glamour. I can't go looking like a slob can I?
Ser used to call me Shitmouth, if it please m'lord.
Sleaze is a point by point refutation of elegance.
If there's such thing as a virgin slut, I believe I fit the description.
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The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, it is quite suckable.
You are your So(u)lution.
Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?
Who spit in your porridge?
Your lexicon is not entitled to slurs; it's time to retire them.
OF WASHING They that wash on Friday, wash in need; And they that wash on Saturday, oh! they're sluts indeed.
My meal arrived. It was a bowl of tepid, green curried water with two spinach leaves floating in it. The waiter called it 'vegetable soup'. I called it inedible slop.
I'm just a normal schmo like anyone else.
Sluts don't have a choice, darling. And you've forfeited yours.
Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter.
Gross. That girl is a slutty, slutty skank bag.
anybody who decided to come after the random girl out by herself late at night would find themselves at the rough end of a very enthusiastic Drool Attack, courtesy of my gorgeous black Lab and his ridiculously huge tongue.
Slurring is the cursive of speech...
Ripper in the front, ZZ in the back, Dirty in the mouth.
You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder)
My name is Bis," he said, "and I was kicked off the basilica because I was spitting on the people coming in. Suck-up little Glissando thinks she knows angel dust from dirt and tattled on me.
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
I should have spit in your eyes and called you a szhlob a long time ago
Do you have to skulk about like that?"
"No, I don't suppose I have to skulk about ... I simply enjoy doing so."
"Well, it's a very vulgar habit.