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What the hell is a SpongeBob?
You couldn't keep your mouth shut? I'm calling you Glitterhair from now on. Or Talksalot.
My real name is Nils and Booboo is a childhood nickname. It's not two words or two capital B's, it's B-o-o-b-o-o.
No better than Bellyfluff, Sillystuff, or Starchyruff;
Lugubrious and pretentious at the same time.
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you. - The Ethical Slut
hob-gob of folks. And sometimes it's
Look, in my world slut is a term of endearment. Why do I have to keep explaining this to people? You're going to have to find a new name if you want to actually hurt my feelings.
Fuck a Smurf and call him Gimpy, is that who I think it is?
You weasel, good-for-nothing, scumbag, swine,
sleazebag, scumbucket, scoundrel, son-of-a-bitch!"
In the midst of everything, we all looked at Rosina,
who smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry. I was reading the Dictionary the other day."
I stared at her with incomprehension.
'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.'
Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren't such a ballbuster.
Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.
pocket lizard licker.
Asshole cunt peepee fuck." "Ah," grinned Old Sludge, showing his one tooth, "going to the company store to get some algae chewies, huh?" "Goddamn poopoo," I would grin back at him.
scat to rock steady
Stupid, toe curling kissing bastard
A bad word that I can't say that starts with f.
Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!"
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
"I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
stupid, overbarbering, possesive, fur ball
If I dress like a schlump, I think like a schlump and I work like a schlump.
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I
Groovy? Is that some kind of code word?
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
blatherskate," I
What's your name?" Scapegrace asked.
"Gerald," said the man.
Scapegrace pondered. Gerald the zombie just didn't have that fear-inducing ring to it. "I'm going to call you Thrasher," he said.
Aussie sledging? I'm just glad they've heard of me!
Emotional fuckwittage
The kind of people who spoke mostly Yiddish, which is a combination of German and phlegm. This is a language of coughing and spitting; until I was eleven, I wore a raincoat.
Snobbishness, like hypocrisy, is a check upon behaviour whose value from a social point of view has been underrated.
Just call me Sassenach.
A scatterbrain is one who never has an unspoken thought.
There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were ... what was the word ... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.
What an absolute scumbag. What an absolutely, perfectly sculpted, beautifully smelling . . . scumbag.
Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you?
UTSL, which Maxine at first takes for an anagram of LUST or possibly SLUT but later learns is Unix for Use The Source, Luke.
fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
Jake looked at us like we should know this already. SMB? Sandwich-Making Bitch.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
That's a pretty lame superhero name," I told him.
"Scooby-Doo is already taken," he said with dignity. "Anything else sounds lame in comparison.
BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides.
Say the word, even now I can barely stand to
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
Crap on a stick.
The snobbish lost in laud.
Call me Silidons, for such I am.
Worldfoam. I like that. It sounds fluffy.
Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.
Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.
I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob.
She's a sun-kissed beach girl who goes gothgrungepunkhippierockeremocoremetalfreakfashionistabraingeekboycrazyhiphoprastagirl to keep it under wraps.
The word slut is the highest compliment I can give. It means you are a person who owns her sexuality and is unafraid to experiment and open her mind and body to new experiences.
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
Wamblecropt is the most exquisite word in the English language. Say it. Each syllable is intolerably beautiful.
Babi (alt. spelling Baba) is a bloodthirsty Baboon God.
Lumpyface Lumpyhead
Stutter, stutter!
The shabbier the snobbier.
How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name?
a misbegotten cockwaffle.
Professor Branestawm
What is the male equivalent of Bimbo?
It seems the word 'slut' can be applied to any activity that doesn't include knitting, praying, or sitting perfectly still lest any sudden movements be deemed whorish.
face touchage"
"lame-sauce"
"Sulky McSulkerton
SPOM: Superficial, pretentious, and obnoxiously materialistic.
Bob Weir calls me a saint, but I'm 'Saint Misbehavin'.' They're making a documentary about my life, and that's the current shooting title. I can roll with that, but otherwise the s-word makes me really paranoid.
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My name is Slither.
Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass - "
"I have never in my life called anyone dumbass."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Now, focus.
Half-Christian, half-Jewish, a 'cathjew nut',
Loony, Loopy Lupin.
Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard'st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!
My name is Catbug. What's yours?
Ummmm, Excuse me, Cokey McWhoreslut?
Zola smills, smuggles, what is that word? What is it, that word for the happy teeth??
I am, as Miss Scatcherd said, slatternly; I seldom put, and certainly never keep, things in order; I am careless; I forget rules; I read when I should learn my lessons; I have no method; and sometimes I say, like you, I cannot bear to be subjected to systematic arrangements.
SCHISMATRIX is a creeping sea-urchin of a book - spikey and odd. It isn't very elegant, and it lacks bilateral symmetry, but pieces of it break off inside people and stick with them for years.
I'm a neo-Luddite.
The Italians even have a word for the mark left on a table by a moist glass (culacino) while the Gaelic speakers of Scotland, not to be outdone, have a word for the itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whiskey. (Wouldn't they just?) It's sgriob.
Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n.
One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.
You've only talked like that since you became a horrid what's-his-name. You know what I mean. What do you call a man who wants to embrace the chimney-sweep?" "A saint," said Father Brown. "I think," said Sir Leopold, with a supercilious smile, "that Ruby means a Socialist.
I can be not showered and dressed like a slob, but my lip gloss will be on!
It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.
I'm a butterfingers, and I always have been.'
'An angel's foot got in your way,' Codswallop said. 'That's what my mother used to tell us when we returned to the house with scrapes on our knees.
I'mHereBecauseIHearYou'reDatingMySister.-- Kyra Davis
So long, crumb-bum.
So the question is ... You wanna be a Scruffian or not?
Drag queens always love a portmanteau of combining words and making something new, because this whole world is shilarious. And so you have to contain yourself with words. Shilarious is just something that is a really hooty kiki funny item.
Let's see, the last guy I dated - is there a word for someone who's sexually attracted to Muppets? Andrea's elegant persona was destroyed as she laughed so hard martini shot out of her nose.
Splendiferous. That's your word. It's yellow with six legs and it's crawling up your arm.
I cringed at the stupid 'b' word. Really, the English language is kind of limited in that department.
Snooty high heels.
Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."
To who? I'd barely got it out the first time.
You'reamotherfuckingcocksuckingpsychopathicsonofabitch! A
grovelling, mole-eyed blockhead
I wouldn't say I'm a slut. I'm just in touch with my inner slut. And, let me tell you, she rocks.
I'm just a normal schmo like anyone else.
I was so skinny, they gave me the nickname stechetto - the stick. I was tall, thin, ugly and dark like an Arab girl. I looked strange. All eyes. No flesh on my bones.
Greaser ... greaser ... greaser ... " Steve singsonged. "O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood!
Oh my god, my genitals are slutty. This