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I don't talk trash often, but when I do, I go for the jugular.
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You let them out again, Old Man Willow!' he said. 'What be you a-thinking of? You should not be waking. Eat earth! Dig deep! Drink water! Go to sleep! Bombadil is talking!
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God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!
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Summerlee burst into derisive laughter. 'A ptero-fiddlestick!' said he. 'It was a stork, if I ever I saw one.
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Ummmm, Excuse me, Cokey McWhoreslut?
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Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!
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you curdled clot of whores piss
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Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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It's gonna be a slobberknocker!
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Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.
"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"
Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.
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Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!
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Thrash her, thrash her! Why have you stopped? shouted voices in the crowd.
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I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.
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Sonofabitch answer me!" My voice bounced off the walls, made the whole room whirls around me. My blood pounded in my ears. Adreline poured through my blood, copper winding me tighter and tighter.
"YES!" he screamed back "yes. i am a fucking virgin, don't shoot me goddammit fucking please!
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Clang Clang Rattle Bing Bang, Gonna make my noise all day!
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SLAP! I saw a bright flash in front of my eyes, 'Don't you try and be a fucking smart arse in here, Holland, this is Partick cop shop you're in,' the irate copper retorted.
'So fuck,' I snapped.
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Stark raving mad.
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I won't ridicule you." He walked up to the window. "Want a Coke?'
"Cherry slurpe."
He rolled his eyes. "And you make fun of me."
"See? Ridicule because I want a slurpy."
"Vivi, you're thrity-one years old."
"Right. So make it a vodka slurpy and meet me at that table.
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Cheater cheater what a creature!
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Over the top sex - Actionjackson
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You couldn't keep your mouth shut? I'm calling you Glitterhair from now on. Or Talksalot.
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And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.
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What's your name and game.
(Stephen King The Tommy Knockers)
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Get out of my chair, dillhole!
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Foul, misbegotten mound of walking donkey dung!
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fisticuffs battle royale.
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blatherskate," I
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You snorted. And you call a dick a schlong.
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I'm not a notch on a belt."
"You could never be a notch, London Chantelle. You're the whole belt, sugar.
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Vishous : Oh, shit ... you didn't rose-petal the bed, my lord. Tell me you didn't go like that ?
Rhage : He petaled the bed ? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! LOLOLOLOLOLO
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Twitter, twatter, fudder, motherfucker, I don't care what it's called.
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As we walked to Fr Walsh's office, Sting asked me what I thought our punishment might be. I had just been beaten for the missing page fiasco, and he told me, straight-faced, that his last thrashing was because his dad was a milkman.
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Decebel turned and growled, "One of these days your mouth is going to write a check that your cute little ass can't cash." Decebel thought this would render her speechless but he should have known better.
"Oh, don't worry fur ball, I plan to be writing that check out in your name.
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Hang, cur, hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!
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Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill.
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Oooh ... Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"
Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?"
"No."
"Dumbass?"
"No."
"Douchebag?"
"What's a douchebag?"
"Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.
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Mama gave birth to a hell raising heavenly son. See the doctor tried to smack me, but I smacked him back.
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Derek? Derek!-Chole
Chole! what are you doing out here? i said we will check it out later. key word WE-Derek
oh, yeah I decided to come out on my own. thats why i was calling your name repeatively- Chole
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I'm slamming n***as like Shaquille, s**t is real
When it's time to eat a meal, I rob and steal
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go forth and thrash!
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And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?"
"A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.
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Fraking phenomenal.
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If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart
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VIOLENT HOOLA-HOOPING!!!!!!
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Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt
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Boogey boogey boogey
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There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.
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I will give you a name," he said to it, "and I shall call you Sting.
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Snarky Snarkerson!
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I'm supposed to be this complete slapper, that's my reputation.
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I shall call him Tufty.
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I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon.
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Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a little.
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Safe word is Pickle
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Just call me Sassenach.
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J..es ... u..s fu ... ck..in.g Ch..ri ... strong>ststrong> Liam! The bed slammed againstrong>ststrong> the wall.
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Knock-knock, motherfucker.
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Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf.
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You have a tattoo, a black eye, and I just saw your bra. You are getting to be very hardcore, Fern.
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What does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
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Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn't planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any other day.
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Dear Eldritch Snitch. I slap you with the satin glove of righteous wrath! From what noxious nest of nattering nincompoopery do you release your rancorous roosters of rumor ...
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Dunk the Drunk, what is it that you think you heard?
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I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like "Knuckle Cock," only not so flowery and romantic sounding.
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Semicolon, you dolt!
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LOL. Wuteva. "What the hell does that mean?" Gus asked. "Lawl? Lole? I don't speak youth!
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Sugartown Sugartown Sugartown Sugartown.
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Door. Fucker hit me with the bedroom door!
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Wakey-wakey, you sloppy, old whore. It's time to do you up.
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The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.
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I WANNA GET ROUGH!"
"I NEED TO GET ROWDY!"
"I'M FEELING KINDA RECKLESS!
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Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar.
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Once out of this court, I'll smash that face of yourn!
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You know, one of these days, I'm actually going to take offense if people keep throwing out these slurs. And then things are going to get rather ugly. When we Skandians do take offense, we do it with a battleax.
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No better than Bellyfluff, Sillystuff, or Starchyruff;
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My phone dings with a text. Mom: I bought you a rape whistle. There was a gangland slaying on your street last week.
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You're hammered, Jack!" Jenna yells back.
The male voice laughs. "Hammered Jack. Jack hammer. I'm a jackhammer."
"You're a jackass," she shouts
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Holy crap on a cracker.
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This is unexpected ... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit.
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shatter the foundation
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William: What's your nickname?
Maddox: I do not have one.
William I'm happy to give you one. Captain Ass. What do you think?
Maddox: I can leave.
William: New nickname: Big Baby. Anyway, let's continue ...
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Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack."
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What do you call a slap that's waiting an inch away from your cheek refusing to back away? A caress
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Ringer, I don't want to burst your bubble, but - "
"You don't want to burst my bubble butt?"
"That sounded suspiciously like a joke.
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Prick us we bleed, prick him he pops.
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wup-wup-wup" - Pil and Popo
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Jesus. Why'd you do that?" "That motherfucker slapped me!" "And you just kill him?" "You never motherfuckin' hit a woman!" "How could he have missed you dedication of feminine virtue, especially when you keep saying motherfucker?
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Honey?" she asks. "Don't call me that," I snap. "What? Honey?" she asks. "Yes," I snap again. "What do you want me to call you?" she asks, indignantly. "CEO?" She stifles a giggle. "Oh Christ." "No, really Patrick. What do you want me to call you?" King, I'm thinking.
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I am not doddery ... doddery I am not!
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Margowegottagohomeandtell.
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TING-A-LING, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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It's like bitch-slapping E.T.
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Kaitlyn Parker has popped Martin Sandeke's spooning cherry." I felt his smile grow just before he said, "It's only fair. I hope to pop your forking cherry.
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Lev was a clink in my armor, a crack in my wall,
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I can't think of enough expletives to perfectly capture this moment.
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Cabal slapped him hard. Perhaps harder than necessary, but he felt he deserved a little recreation.
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BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.
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Aoibheann ("Who on earth could pronounce that?