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Wats yr typ?
people who can spell
You snorted. And you call a dick a schlong.
If one swain scorns you, you will soon find another.
That'strong>sstrong> strong>sstrong>omething that drivestrong>sstrong> me crazy. When people strong>sstrong>ay strong>sstrong>omething twice that way, after you admit it the firstrong>sstrong>t time.
Why is there blue stuff on your face?
i was partying with the smurfs. i wanted to fit in.
What about Wee Squirl? --Rose MacDonell
Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed.
"So awesome!" Echo yelled back.
"He is funny," a nymph ventured.
"And cute, in a scrawny way," another said.
"Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie.
"You're fixin' to get mad?"
"Yeah."
"Why don't you just get mad?"
"I'm not there yet. But I will be if you don't start talking to me."
Smitty to Jessie Ann
Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters,precious, eh, what's taters?"
"Po-ta-toes!" said Sam.
Ven mazel kumt, shtelt im a shtul. When mazel comes, pull up a chair for it. (p. 292)
CSL - cock- sucking-lips.
Stutter, stutter!
I'm sorry to tell you this, sprite, but you are definitely little.
Justrong>sstrong>t 'caustrong>sstrong>e strong>sstrong>he'strong>sstrong> farting through strong>sstrong>ilk doestrong>sstrong>n't mean strong>sstrong>he can strong>sstrong>hit on people who don't have any money.
You, minion, are too saucy.
It is the most astonishing thing that persons who have not sufficient education to spell correctly, to punctuate properly, to place capital letters in the right places, should, when other means of support fail, send mss. for publication.
I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.
He looked down and did something quite out of character for him: he took hold of Shmuel's tiny hand in his and squeezed it tightly.
"You're my best friend, Shmuel," he said. "My best friend for life.
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All right. Go. Our brave little shank.
Call me Silidons, for such I am.
Hi, Sam!"
"Hi, Tiggy."
"You okay?"
"Yes, Tiggy."
"Tiggy smash something for Sam?"
"No, Tiggy."
"Tiggy smash something for Sam."
He smashed one of the wooden sparring dummies.
"Thank you, Tiggy."
"Tiggy smash!" he bellowed and then proceeded to smash three more.
Do you have to skulk about like that?"
"No, I don't suppose I have to skulk about ... I simply enjoy doing so."
"Well, it's a very vulgar habit.
I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING!!
My mom was a big 'Smurfs' fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, 'Hurray, cartoons!' and she would say, 'Smurfs! That's what you're watching.'
I'm feeling a little sauvage
Litle stickes kindle the fire; great ones put it out.
'TIME'strong>sstrong> strong>sstrong>pell-check alwaystrong>sstrong> admonistrong>sstrong>hestrong>sstrong> me whenever I compostrong>sstrong>e a strong>sstrong>entence in the pastrong>sstrong>strong>sstrong>ive voice, a warning that istrong>sstrong> often ignored by me.
A friend of mine tells that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.
Fuck a Smurf and call him Gimpy, is that who I think it is?
I seem to be good at speaking the politicians' language," Szilard said. "Apparently there's an advantage around here to being mildly socially retarded, and that's the Special Forces for sure.
Jeez, you're strong. And you, Sam, are a conversational reject.
He reaches down and tugs his pant leg up. The gold cuff wrapped around his ankle is decorated with Smurf stickers. One of the other collectors did this after I crashed last night. Can you believe that mess? I can't get the damn things off.
Be circumspect how you offend schollers, for knowe, a serpent tooth bites not so ill, as dooth a schollers angrie quill.
For 60 years you gave chance to Shasaks, now I request you to give a Sevak 60 months. I say give me 60 months and we will give you a life of peace and happiness.
I don't want to live with the guilt of mestrong>sstrong>strong>sstrong>ing up strong>sstrong>omeone'strong>sstrong> retirement fund.
Fie, fie, how frantically I square my talk!
Square one, here I come. - Sam
Semicolon, you dolt!
I won't ridicule you." He walked up to the window. "Want a Coke?'
"Cherry slurpe."
He rolled his eyes. "And you make fun of me."
"See? Ridicule because I want a slurpy."
"Vivi, you're thrity-one years old."
"Right. So make it a vodka slurpy and meet me at that table.
I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon.
SCSC: Stop Complaining, Start Contributing
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Mirnin: Where's Shreve?
So the question is ... You wanna be a Scruffian or not?
Anywhere. But he's out of his fucking mind if he thinks he's getting my Smurf.
Heckle and Jeckle again
Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.' ...
'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
I wish you guys would just say, 'Michael Sam, how's the football going? How's training going?' But it is what it is. And I just wish you guys would see me as Michael Sam the football player instead of Michael Sam the gay football player.
You are a sad, strage little man.
We shall have thousands of Shatovs to deal with
When the steede is stolne, shut the stable durre.
Slattern! What a wonderful new word. 'Slattern,' I murmur appreciatively to Patricia.
'Yes, slattern,' Bunty says firmly. 'That's what she is.'
'Not a slut like you then?' Patricia says very quietly. Loud enough to be heard, but too quiet to be believed.
Blah, blah, blah, and then I met this girl names Merryl, Sam said as his
one-man show finally got to a spot where I could re-enter the pseudo
conversation.
Peeple of zee wurl, relax
Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang ...
Sblood, but you will not hear me: - If ever I did dream of such a matter, Abhor me.
Are you trying to manipulate me? It'strong>sstrong> working.
Dude, can I have your pickle?
You really like putting it all on display, don't you? No editing."
"I'm not playing games with you, Sam. I have no intention of hiding what I want; I won't make that mistake again.
Kindle yourself in your spirit.
Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good.
Smee! Raise the Ladies!
Yuh cyah vex when soca playin
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
John the Skrull: (as Merlyn) "Here, listen. It's me, Merlyn, the magic man. There's no need for all this conflict, like. I command you to
"
Tink: "Suck my tits, you fairy fuckers!"
John the Skrull: "I was going to say 'give peace a chance' ...
I think we're going to ditch Kellz as your nickname and just start calling you Sieve.
Safe word is Pickle
If I dress like a schlump, I think like a schlump and I work like a schlump.
Where the hell are you, Cimil?"
"Popping tags with Roberto," she replied.
"Popping what?" he asked.
Cimil growled. "You shame Macklemore - I'm at a thrift store. Where else would a goddess find a microwave for her potpie and a new pair of pink hot pants? And a Lee Majors doll! Score!
Youre tale anoyeth al this compaignye.
Swich talkyng is nat worth a boterflye,
It'strong>sstrong> a game changer, not a game ender.
From the corner of my eye, I watched Kale fish in his jacket pocket and pull out a cell. Somewhere on earth, pigs were getting ready to fly. "You have a phone? Seriously?
Kale turned away from me and stepped to Alex. "I know exactly what that means, and if you say it again, I'll touch you."
"Sorry, dude," Alex said, waving his hands. He flashed Kale a mock frown. "I don't swing that-
little do these people know I am just a pawn" spat Kell
I am a strong>sstrong>ore lostrong>sstrong>er. I've alwaystrong>sstrong> been like that ever strong>sstrong>'nce I strong>sstrong>tarted playin' strong>sstrong>portstrong>sstrong> and justrong>sstrong>t life in general. I hate to lostrong>sstrong>e and I play to win.
Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little.
"Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me."
"Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed
Bye, Skimmer. Thanks for breakfast."
"You're welcome." Translation: Choke on it, bitch.
I hold a mouses wit not worth a leke, That hath but on hole for to sterten to.
Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.
You're my Aslan.
Ank fr<>ong>oong>ze. The m<>ong>oong>aning became m<>ong>oong>re stressful and a little bit l<>ong>oong>uder. "I think its c<>ong>oong>ming fr<>ong>oong>m the basement."
With<>ong>oong>ut warning, Ank grabs a p<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>l stick and starts banging <>ong>oong>n the fl<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>rb<>ong>oong>ards. "W<>ong>oong>uld y<>ong>oong>u shut up! It f<>ong>oong>ur <>ong>oong>'cl<>ong>oong>ck in the m<>ong>oong>rning and pe<>ong>oong>ple are trying t<>ong>oong> get their beauty sleep!
Skulduggery? Where's Skulduggery?"
"I'm here," Skulduggery said. "I was beginning to think you were lost to us."
Finbar's mouth twitched into a brief smile. "Sorry. You're not going to get rid of me so easily.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
At the ratings agency Standard & Poor's, where they've knowingly mispriced risk, one guy messages another: 'Let's hope we are all wealthy and retired by the time this house of cards falters,' adding the emoticon ':O)'.
All right, boy, skewer me. I've dropped my defenses,
I'm an easy victim. Why, by now
Your arrows practically know their own way to the target
And feel less at home in their quiver than in me.
I'm the worst speller on the planet. I'm so glad for spellcheck on my phone.
Samskrit language, as has been universally recognized by those competent to form a judgment, is one of the most magnificent, the most perfect, the most prominent and wonderfully sufficient literary instrument developed by the human mind.
The sulker is a complicated creature, giving off messages of deep ambivalence, crying out for help and attention, while at the same time rejecting it should it be offered, wanting to be understood without needing to speak.
LOL Im sooo cooo not
I'm a fucking razor-arsed starship, you maniac! I'm not male, female or anything else except stupendously smart and right now tuned to smite. I don't give a fuck about flattering you. The few and frankly not vitally important sentiments I have concerning you I can switch off like flicking a switch.
My name is George Smoot III, and I am smarter than a fifth-grader.
Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
Shh! It happens. Sh!it happens.
Semmelweis reflex. They
I love you too, my Sam.
Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass - "
"I have never in my life called anyone dumbass."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Now, focus.
Your simple words just don't move me ...
You're minor, we major.
You all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player.
Swag is my ethic, s/o to my bitches
Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped
- Ranger