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We really fucked up the engineering on this
What more scoundrelly trick could you have played on us?
The page contained a single, unfamiliar symbol. It looked like a backward S with the diagonals of an open triangle cutting through it. A straight line bisected both shapes. Could be creepy. Could be nothing.
Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
He stopped what he was doing and pulled out his magic phone.
Okay, the phone wasn't magic, but it does things my computer struggles with.
The universe hiccups, and we poor fools try to figure out why.
sometimes happens in the magic of Other
pick pocketed your own pocket
You have to fix something when it first appears.
logistical nightmare during the state
They'd had this conversation in the cafeteria. They were waiting by the door so that Georgie could casually get in line behind Jay Anselmo, who was two years older than they were, really into No Doubt and competitive car stereos, and who would undoubtedly ignore her. What's
Craig Binky decided that to salvage his position he would bear any burden and pay any price, and find out exactly what was going on. He had to redeem his honor. He decided to ask a computer. He
Things Just Happen, What The Hell
What impressess me is that one bug... error... glitch.... just ruin the perfection of myself.
I need to backtrack. I need to reboot.
Do not save changes
The worm is not to be trusted ...
This is a strange game.
Something else has happened with computers.
Once a programmer had a problem. He thought he could solve it with a regular expression. Now he had two problems.
Things have a way of falling into place.
their arrangement with
Most things don't work like they are supposed to work.
And I twisted it wrong just to make it right
Had to leave myself behind
discombobulation
That's how it happen!
WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?
You have to be careful," Pwnage said, "with people who are puzzles and people who are traps. A puzzle can be solved but a trap cannot. Usually what happens is you think someone's a puzzle until you realize they're a trap. But by then it's too late. That's the trap.
I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.
It was already in place, without him seeing any of it, the web was spun and snug around the house, and while his first impulse, the natural impulse, was to press ahead anyway and see if he might beat out the odds, clear logic held him.
Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.
We'll have a part and it's clearing up, so you think something is going to happen and it totally stops and does something completely different and then the part you thought was going to happen comes out of completely nowhere.
Stop moving!" Hermione ordered them. "I know what this is - it's Devil's Snare!"
"Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron.
Strange things happen between here and there,
Plans have a way of coming apart when you lean om 'em
the whole mystery
Things put in the wrong place have found a new place.
It was just as all the Kettral said: You went to Hook to escape your problems and came back with a dozen more.
Time needs another minute.
If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.
My God. What's happened?
There are degrees of screwed.
The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to try to work how who was to blame.
This is what it look like when it WORKS?Works-- Jim Butcher
Things that come out of nowhere go back to nowhere, that's all.
Now there has been a rearrangement of the kaleidoscope.
Some areas were stuck with only red pins, some with green or blue, some with several colors. "She's been doing voodoo on the world!" Dan said. "No, dummy," Amy said. "Those must be
It popped up on my Outlook calendar, flagged in red like an inflamed pimple full of infected bureaucratic pus ... I've been trying desperately to get it shifted, but no, it is stuck like a king-sized dildo in a guinea pig.
Little details have special talents in creating big problems!
Nothing
happens without a reason.
Breathe ... Everything is happening exactly as it should be.
Excuse me, Abigail, but whose shift did she get away during?' Townsend asked with a glare.
'Excuse me, Townsend, but who was supposed to booby-trap the doors?'
'I'm an agent of Her Majesty's Secret Service,' Townsend said, indignant. 'I do not do booby traps.
It was us, I thought. Jamie and me. We had fallen down a rabbit hole, fallen into Susan's house, and nothing made sense, not at all, not anymore.
Coincidences; mix-ups; harmless mistakes and switches. And so a story is born.
A snare is destroyed when elephant places foot on it.
The way you got sideswiped was by going back. I
If there was a trick, there must be a trickster.
What we were doing was trying to simply get the information we need once we learned from our vendor after the software glitch occurred that there had been a breach by the Sanders campaign staff, which I was glad to see senator [Bernie] Sanders acknowledge that was wrong and apologize for.
You pulled one story from your head, and another story popped up in its place, like tissues from a box.
Just when you think you're ready to type THE END, you go back and change something you didn't like ... Repeat ...
Things are not exactly going to plan.
Look, look! Something's happening.
One minute, he thought, you're allowed the illusion that things are pretty much the way they've always been and always will be. Next time you turn around, some pinhead rips the world out from under you, and the weirdness starts pouring in from every direction ...
Why do I have to pay a reconnect fee when you all made the mistake?
There's no end to the stoppage of this drama
The world works in messed up ways.
We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding."
"Stop right there!" shouted one of them.
Skulduggery held his hand to an ear he didn't have.
"What's that?"
"Stop!"
"Keep going?"
"STOP!"
"OK, we'll keep going.
faced some strange
Of the first few hauntings I investigated with Lockwood & Co. I intend to say little, in part to protect the identity of the victims, in part because of the gruesome nature of the incidents, but mainly because, in a variety of ingenious ways, we succeeded in messing them all up.
We're a couple of ciphers who got pushed around. We don't know what happened; just that we don't like it.
You turn the handle the way it goes, not the way it ought to go
discombobulated around
While editing "Done in One":
FOCUS or F*** US! 08-15-2014
my mind slipped out from under me.
Everything looks nonsensical before it works.
WINDOW OPENED and the tied-together
The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.
Keeper had shifted the limits of my world, or maybe simply rubbed them out. Now, as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened, he was preparing to take a free kick at me. It
I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man
Luisa rolls her napkin into a compact ball. I ask three simple questions. How did he get that power? How is he using it? And how can it be taken off the sonofabitch?
Unfortunately, the escape became the trap.
The expected always happens
A small shift in perspective and everything falls into place
... they couldn't do it the easy way, so they cut through the problem and made another option.
Confound it, it's foolish, Tom
Fate keeps happening.
We had some rum flow trouble.
ripped the paper
The external rest comes unexpected.
Against the background of general freakishness the case of my particular freakishness was lost.
not a portal back to Danville. He pressed the button again and again
Miracles do happen. You just admitted to a mistake. What was your mistake? Not f-cking me sooner?'
'It was my mistaken-' he turned and met her eyes '-thinking we had all the time in the world.
Loop me in, odd one.
Nobody knew the chaos happening behind my eyes
I played the wrong wrong notes.
Mystery hovers over all things here below.
Nice trap.... very nice... let's put it like the riochet rabbit.
I think he probably wants you to play Scrabble with him again,' said Ford, 'he's pointing to the letters.'
'Probably spelt crzjgrdwldiwdc again, I keep on telling him there's only one g in crzjgrdwldiwdc.
She became confused when she stepped onto an escalator that wasn't working.
Things rarely happen for a single reason. Even the cleverest and most skilled manipulators recognize that their real art lies in making use of that which they cannot predict.
Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth.