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A snob is that man or woman who is always pretending to be something better
especially richer or more fashionable
than he is.
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Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I think one can be as snarky and sarcastic as lots of people, but I have never found that it makes me particularly happy.
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When I saw snooty guy, I missed my childhood.
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He who meanly admires mean things is a Snob.
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For Whom the Snob Trolls
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You can come back here." I sniff. "I think I got it all out."
"You needed a good cry worse than anyone on earth," he says. "But, for the record, I wasn't listening, and you didn't make any weird snerk noises."
I laugh, but it comes out as another weird snerk noise.
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Snobbishness, like hypocrisy, is a check upon behaviour whose value from a social point of view has been underrated.
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For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies.
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You really don't want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even? (Dev)
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I'm not a snob. I can make a meal out of anything. I can eat anywhere.
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I'm not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
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A sneer is the weapon of the weak.
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I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I
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I think a snob would be a person who thinks he is entitled; he has good things in his life and is entitled to them.
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An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
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I have nothing snarky to say about Joan Rivers' appearance. We should all be that happy with how we look on camera, frankly.
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Scratch a socialist and you find a snob.
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We ought never to lose our tempers with people who, when we find them at fault, begin to snigger. They do so not because they are laughing at us, but because they are afraid of our displeasure.
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contemptuous cough
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Snooty high heels.
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If it isn't snide or contemptuous, it isn't worth the time to say it.
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Snobbery is the pride of those who are not sure of their position.
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sarchasm n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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If I were a snarky Reddit user though, I would say, hypothetically, that that would just be like reading Reddit's Front Page a day later. But I'm not going to go there.
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If you look up schadenfreude on Wikipedia, you'll see a picture of me with a snide smile on my face.
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I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar
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The true definition of a snob is one who craves for what separates men rather than for what unites them.
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I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.
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Snobs are only fun in Jane Austen Novels.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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I'm a rat. I used to believe in the Golden Rule but now question it. It's too easy to be snarky at those who are snarky toward me. I like how it feels - the yellow cheese giving way between pointed teeth. My tail begins to twitch.
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Oh god, what now? Are you in jail? Being held by the IRA? Stuck on a reef in the Caribbean?"
"Wow," Kelly said. "That's uncalled for."
Zane laughed. "I thought being engaged to Ty gave me some extra snark privileges.
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Snobs are people who look down on other people, but that does not justify our looking down on them. Who can say what dark fears of being inferior lurk behind their superior airs or what they suffer in private for the slights they dish out in public?
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Remind me one day to teach you how to achieve a sneer, Hugh. Yours is too pronounced, and thus but a grimace. It should be but a faint curl of the lips.
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Snobbery is not merely a silly human weakness but something basic in the mentality of modern man-a symptom which reflects the general sickness, the dislocation of social and cultural values in contemporary civilization.
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A lot of people have said that I'm super-snarky and mean. But honesty is the only way to get people to change. It's very important to be constructively critical - give people alternatives and you're giving them a new way to see themselves.
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My snobbery made me do it.
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Want a closer look? (Tate) Like a screwdriver through my eye socket. Sure, let's have a look-see. (Simone) Ooo, welcome back, Ms. Snark. I've missed you. (Tate)
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Attending a snooty party meant wearing shoes designed by sadistic trolls and dressing to compete with women born to make fashion statements.' (Abbie)
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Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.
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Whatever," I said. "It's getting cloying in here. Are we there yet?" He smiled. "Jerk." "Wuss." "Jackass." "Pansy." "Philistine." "Dandysprat." "Butthead." "Whiner ...
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Well, I don't have anything to say to Mr. Sneddon, you know? Nothing at all.
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frugivorous also.
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Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
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He [Mr. Snagsby] is a mild, bald, timid man with a shining head and a scrubby clump of black hair sticking out at the back. He tends to meekness and obesity.
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I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
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True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.
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What do you think?" he asked Hermione.
"Oh, Harry," she said wearily, "it's a pile of utter rubbish. This can't be what the sign really means. This must just be his weird take on it. What a waste of time."
"I s'pose this is the man who brought us Crumple-Horned Snorkacks," said Ron.
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glared an upset glare
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I'm s-scared to death.
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Growlery. When I am out of humour, I come and growl here.
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I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up.
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The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.
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I can be a little acerbic.
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Snicker on hearing his name: 'the gentleman who thinks we are descended from the apes.'
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Snobbery management is as difficult and necessary as anger management.
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Who can refute a sneer?
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You're a snob, you know that? Makes you miss out on a lot." "I've
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Varyk's deadly gaze turned brittle. 'You really don't want to take that tone with me.' Dev crossed his arms over his chest. 'Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even?
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Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche.
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You have any suggestions, make them. I'm in charge but humble. No need to salute when you see me."
Fraser said, "Mind if we snicker every once in a while behind your back?"
"Hell, no," I said. "Everyone else does.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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dangerously polite.
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I am not a snob, because I know opulence doesn't stamp out ignorance and unhappiness.
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Snobbery is one of the things one should be most discriminating about
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It's been a tough couple of years for condescending nerds. And if bookstores fall, Jon, America will be inundated with a wandering, snarky underclass of unemployable purveyors of useless and arcane esoterica.
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When I talk to students or young writers about the importance of being unafraid to take controversial positions, I'm struck by the degree to which they can't entertain a thought, much less commit one to paper, without imagining the cacophony of snark they'll get in response.
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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
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The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.
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Those two are dangerously persnickety.
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It's simple and delicious. So quit being such a snob.
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There's no better cure for snobbiness than a good a** kicking.
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Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.
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Ooo, he's snotty. I like him already. (Tee)
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
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Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.
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Lugubrious and pretentious at the same time.
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Being snappy is a symptom of an argument we forgot to have some way back.
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Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.
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Sarcasm is a bad mood trying to be clever,
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Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.
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No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for alliteration."
I grinned. "It's a deal. You're the best hound ever.
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You - you insufferable - " "I give you credit for cleverness - " " - scurrilous, despicable - " " - but it is time you returned to where you belong." " - pompous, controlling ass." Unwisely, he smirked. "Now, now, my dear. Language.
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What could I possibly be mad about?' The sarcasm was thick enough to eat with a spoon.
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Just trying to get a visual of you on the beach in Spain ...
How's that working out for you?
Pretty spiffy.
Spiffy? Did you just say spiffy?
I typed it actually. You got something against spiffy?
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Lady muttered some very unladylike sniggen snaggen riddly rodden racklesnatzes under her breath, then
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You look like you belong in a bad comic book," I told him cheerfully.
"What did the Drakes do that's got you all pissy?"
"Pissy? Did you just call me pissy?
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Mama was always saying I was a brain snob, that I didn't like people who didn't think. I didn't know if that was snobby. Who wanted to walk around explaining everything to people all the time?
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Yeah. I was definitely a snob.
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Has anyone sen Mr Snark "
"I saw him in the tunnel about 15 minutes ago."
"Oh no " wailed Dr Ferman "he will have been atomised."
"Oh dear" muttered an MP. "Bye-election.
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I'm not a snob about which looks are 'this season' and which are 'last season.'
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Patronising fobbing bastard,
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I would never say snog. I would say osculate. She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?
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Snobbery might sometimes look cool, like smoking, but the end result is usually a repelling one.
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Wow. Getting sassy, aren't you?" "I am, aren't I?" I asked in amazement. "I didn't know I knew how to do that.
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A cynic can chill and dishearten with a single word.
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I've got an adjective that just fits you.
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So Mauclair takes snuff, does he?" he asked carelessly. "'Yes, Mr. Commissary....Look, there is his snuff-box on that little shelf....Oh! he's a great snuff-taker!" "So am I," said Mifroid and put the snuff-box in his pocket.
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My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
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Mr. Snagsby, as a timid man, is accustomed to cough with a variety of expressions, and so to save words.