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He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear at the front door, shrug into his jacket, tuck in his shirt, go to step out, and then pause.
"He looks like he's about to sneeze," Stephanie remarked.
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Blood, sweat and fingers.
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Lungs, they do not like to be messed with. I give pneumonia one star and that's for the silent p.
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When it comes to horseradish, wasabi, or powdered mustard, think "sinus clearing." The most satisfying bites of these brassicas end with a sneeze.
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Sneezes pent but set like traps, the boys crouched, stood, lay sweating a cool and constant brine.
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I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it.
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Whistling to keep myself from being afraid.
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I sneezed and she was gone.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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I think of you and forget to breathe...
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I snore. Just ask the others!
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A Waft of Cheese
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Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.
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Hunches are not to be sneezed at.
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The nose. It can be a nuisance in winter and such a blessing before a meal.
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Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.
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A rabbit sneeze on the morning breeze sets homesick hearts aglow sitting with his rumps in a chicory clump and longing for a nice plump doe.
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thumbs. With every minute
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sucking on a football.
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Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.
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Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.
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Did the very first flowers make the dinosaurs sneeze?
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I think of you and forget to breath...
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senseless, senseless coughs of emotion
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Like a sneeze, sin feels good at first, but it leaves a huge mess.
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Inhaled. The way you would a peach, when you can't get enough of the smell and you want more.
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In middle life, the human back is spoiling for a technical knockout and will use the flimsiest excuse, even a sneeze, to fall apart.
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A most malicious cough
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I take a breath when I have to.
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The windy satisfaction of the tongue.
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You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils
as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding
hundred dollar bills.
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I wish that person outside would stop coughing.
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Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave's butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.
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certain things. It comes when you think certain
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Heart on Your Sleeve [10w]
If you wear your heart on your sleeve, don't sneeze.
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I had to kiss Ruthie Henshall once with a cold. It was the final romantic moment in She Loves Me; as we separated, I noticed this arc of glistening mucus threaded between us.
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loud laughter, phones ringing and the smell
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Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat, and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic.
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Tears. They're like seeds in a watermelon. Good for spitting out.
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Mr. Snagsby, as a timid man, is accustomed to cough with a variety of expressions, and so to save words.
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I mean, death is a serious thing, certainly not to be sneezed at.
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I yawned, which is my cover for everything.
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Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
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stuttering over your words.
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...your skin is so tight you can't shut your eyes without opening your mouth.
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That day, they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches, and no kind of Sneetch is the BEST on the beaches. The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss
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A peep, peep, peep, another peep, and that's it.
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i breathe in strength and release my fears
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It's when you hide things that you choke on them.
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Every little dirty thing you're thinking and more.
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Breath, Myrnin said. I'm not much for it myself, but I hear it's quite good for humans.
-Myrnin.
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Sometimes it's things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you're hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you're in a hurry, but usually it's people.
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No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
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Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
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You snore."
She stopped in the middle of the hallway and gaped. "I do not."
"Oh yeah, you do." He nodded, beaming from ear to ear. "Cute, kind of baby snores, but still snores by standard definition. Maybe that was the problem that broke up you and David. Doctors need their sleep, you know.
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I stuff my mouth with old fabric and scream until there are no sounds left under my skin.
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Jane sneezed three hundred dollars' worth of coke into the air.

Krishna's black eyes seem to have mirrors in them. She glances at me with a smile as big as the Cheshire Cat's.
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What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.
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Penetrates your iris, tenderest of sphincters,
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The things you think about when you're a hair's breath away from getting yourself killed.
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Ten tiny breaths ... size them. Feel them. Love them.
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Is the kind of smile she loves best: It's like a sneeze, a reflex, a twitch, helpless and automatic, and it only happens when he looks at her.
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tries to make a pass at you, you
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Besides making change in the collection plate every Sunday, Mr. Avery sat on the porch every night until nine o'clock and sneezed.
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He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it.
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The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition.
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We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
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Whiffle [whine and wheeze and snuff and sniffle]: The annoying scratchy sound made by weepy feminists as they lament the sufferings of women and, houndlike, sniff out evidence of male oppression.
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You drool when you sleep.
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Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
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You drool in your sleep
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A layer of fine powder coats his skin.
"My lungs are turning to concrete," Rob wheezes, hacking and spitting.
"So are my eyes. How do I always get roped into these things?" Avery coughs and pats Rob's back in sympathy. A poof of dust billows from the contact.
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Breathing is underrated.
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When I have survived the worst, opening my eyes underwater, sniffing water into my sinuses and snorting it out,
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Grunt, foam at the mouth, and otherwise get psychic.
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He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
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There's stuff that everybody does that they don't know they do.
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I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.
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Inhale sky. Exhale stars.
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How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
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Speak roughly to your little boy
and beat him when he sneezes!
he only does it to annoy,
because he knows it teases!
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There's a very loud noise in my ear, not unlike a cat sneezing, if the cat is the size of the Great Sphinx of Giza and it's just inhaled three tons of snuff.
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He has, like me, a sense of smell. I let him inhale me, then I slip away.
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I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and let it out completely, along with my soul.
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Bone and gristle of his nose crunch. He raised
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Petersburg was the kind of town people missed if they sneezed.
Armentrout, Jennifer (2012-09-18). Cursed (p. 86). Midpoint Trade Books. Kindle Edition.
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Fill your lungs. Beat your heart.
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I pop a beautiful sentence into my mouth and suck it like a fruit drop.
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(The doorbell rang) ... I knew that Feely and Daffy would never condescend to respond to a bell ("So utterly Pavlovian," Feely said) ...
Keep warm feet and a cool head, and you'll never find yourself sneezing in bed.
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Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.
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The scent of his own arousal
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What on earth can you do on this earth but catch at whatever comes near you, with both your fingers, until your fingers are broken?
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You walk into the room like a camel and then put your eyes in your pockets and your nose on the ground.
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Time...a maniac scattering dust.
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Nice tights, I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing it.
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Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye ... and that's my reward ... the rest goes to the government.
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At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
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When in company, put not your hands to any part of the body, not usually discovered.
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The Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches. That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether they had one, or not, upon thars.
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I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.