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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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I tell you, being on a soap is the hardest work, and it gets so old. Get on your mark, get in the light, don't turn too far upstage - that's all it is.
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My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
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I didn't go out for a soap until I moved to New York. I wasn't even considering soaps, but my agents talked me into it and said it's nice, steady work.
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Is this your soap?" "It is," Val answered, sitting on the bed and watching as St. Just dunked to wet his hair. "Do the honors. I am going smell like a bordello when I get out of this bath." "You will smell like a gentleman.
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I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off
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It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire was French and therefore knew nothing about hygiene or shower gel.
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Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
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You just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.
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I love hotel soaps. For some reason, I always believe those little soaps will bring me luck. So far, they have only brought me soap.
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What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
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Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.
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I inherited good skin from my mother, and I stay away from soap, which dries it out.
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I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak.
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cream. I wonder who has sent it, and where from. I wonder
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At the exit, they sell home-made soap with the evil eye attached, to protect yourself from people who'd wish you ill. I buy one, wondering, How do you hang it inside yourself?
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You smell good."
"It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-"
"Naked. I know the drill.
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I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.
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Clean hands, Sansa. Whatever you do, make certain your hands are clean.
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Under the circumstances, washing without soap wasn't even as good as kissing your sister.
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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.
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Oyin Honey Wash smells stupid good on you.
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I liked fetching the washing from the Moscrops', and my mother liked washing for Mrs. Moscrop better than for anyone else. That was because Mrs. Moscrop wrapped a bar of yellow soap in with the washing. There wasn't anyone else who thought of a thing like that.
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Only one thing can spoil sand: perfume.
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'You've got a smart mouth, boy. And you swear too much. I should do what your mama failed to do and soap out your filthy mouth.'
Unwilling to hide the smirk, Jamie flashed it unrepentantly. 'Shit, your organic-oatmeal-and-mint soap probably tastes better than your cookies. Bring it on.'
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I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.
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The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men; only the clean can wash the grimy!
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One hand washes the other.
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Washed clean like a porcelain, with housewifely care ...
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Let me stay here," he said. "There was soap.
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To purify your heart use the soap of your love, forgiveness, and kindness. Every sadness, resentment, hatred will melt away.
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Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser ... I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!
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I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.
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I like bubble baths.
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When in doubt - wash!
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I'm attempting to put myself in a bottle that will one day wash up on the beach for my children.
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The thing I love about soaps, and from what I know about this is its run in a very old school way, which I like, since I have been doing this entertainment thing for a long time. But I see that there are some new barriers that they can break.
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SkyClan or cream,
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I'm a big bath person.
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Consumers do not buy one brand of soap, or coffee, or detergent. They have a repertory of four or five brands, and move from one to another. They almost never buy a brand which has not been admitted to their repertory during its first year on the market.
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doctors & druggists wash each other's hands
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I like to take mustard baths. I combine 4 lbs Epsom salts, 3 oz mustard powder, 12 oz powdered milk, and 1/2 cup baking soda, add in 12 drops each of rosemary and eucalyptus essential oils, then whisk it and pour 1/4 cup of the mix into the tub while warm water is running.
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I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.
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Oh! Who can be ever tired of Bath?
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Washing, this modern behind the ears nonsense.
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I am a living soap opera.
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They're the ones inside a soap bubble. Not me.
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Merkin had used only one drop of the "just soap." Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, such as "you transfix me quite.
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Eli: You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away!
Hijack Leader: I am impressed, this man can smell us from thirty feet away, now what's that say about our hygiene!
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It irritates me so much the way people talk about soaps because it is far more difficult working on a soap than it is on a big studio film.
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My mum used Avon Skin So Soft oil when I was younger. She would have a bath, and then the smell used to fill the whole house.
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How many soaps does P&G make? In a sense, they're all the same. Can you tell me the difference between trading soybeans, cotton and rubber? They're all soaps to us.
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I take off my makeup with Ponds cold cream, and then I wash myself with gentle soap and water, and that's it.
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You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.
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The SOAP stack is generally regarded as an embarrassing failure these days.
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Want of a better idea, she washed her face with the available hand soap and dried
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Their friendship sometimes struck Frances as being like a piece of soap-like a piece of ancient kitchen soap that had got worn to the shape of her hand, but which had been dropped to the floor so many times it was never quite free of its bits of cinder.
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Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness is next to godliness. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of matted entanglement have generally been the badges of office of prophets whose injunction to disdain earthly things starts with soap.
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I take Epsom salt baths.
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Humility is to spiritual cleanliness what soap is to a complete bathing. EL
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If everything in life could be as utterly lovely as newly washed hand towels and daintily perfumed soaps.
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[Describing the soap in the gulag] It smelt as if some sacred physical law had been demeaned in its creation.
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Vinegar of the interrogator with the oil of a flirt,
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He has a vision of his life as a sliver of soap, worn and used and smoothed into a slender, blunt-edged arrow-head, a little more of it disintegrating with every day.
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Sometimes we all get dusty by a few mundane and tiring affairs - and merely need a gentle soul wash to see, and get deeply entangled with, the fervors of life again.
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Scrub for Soft Hands Ingredients: ¼ cup of Sea Salt ¼ cup of Sugar 5 tbsp of Coconut Oil 2 tbsp of Honey 1 tbsp of Lemon Juice
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Sand is one of the best exfoliates out there! Take a handful of sand and rub it on your skin in small circles. When you're done, wash it off and presto ... you get spa like skin, without the price tag.
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Nasty. We're meeting a bunch of important people today, and you're supposed to be our new director. You can't show up flaunting how much you crave cock and are scared of soap.
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I'm kind of a crazy person about hand sanitizer. I carry the plain ones that smell like aloe, from Target or CVS.
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War, the world's only hygiene.
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So many bands are like, 'I'm real because I'm dirty.' If you have money for guitars, you can afford soap.
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I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me.
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For Bath: Combine one part baking soda, two parts Epsom salts and three parts sea salt. Then set aside this mixture, which is known as a bath base. When you take your next bath, add 5-6 drops of true lavender essential oil to two tablespoons of bath base.
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Salt! Salt! And grease! Greee-suh!"Ax
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Health and beauty. What next? Look, kid, I make wine, not skin cream.
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Money is the best lotion in the world.
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Advertisement is an absolute necessity of modern life, and if it can be made beautiful as well as obvious, so much the better for the makers of soap and the public who are likely to wash.
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You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.
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Churning, baking, spinning and soap-making. In summer,
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water clings to my wrists. it has been my fragrance since birth.
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He's clean," Ritchie announced.
Chance wrinkled his nose with mild distaste. "Can't say the same about you. Really, man, soap is nothing to fear.
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Wearing your clothes or standing in the shower for over an hour, pretending
that this skin is your skin, these hands your hands,
these shins, these soapy flanks
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I use bath gloves in the shower every day. People often comment on my skin and I just tell them that I use bath gloves.
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I didn't even watch the soaps when I was in them because it's like a coal miner coming home and staring at the coal scuttle - I was never a great lover of watching myself act.
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I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray.
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Kezia could've guessed from the soapy scent wafting over her shoulder. Soap and something else. The XY factor that made some men smell so good you just wanted to lick the nearest inch of available skin.
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A scent of jasmine and a rasp of sand.
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Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray."
Oh. "You get me the nicest things."
"Anybody can get jewelry. Posers
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It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?
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treatment. You know, champagne, caviar
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You think Tide is better, or All?'
'Which has a prettier box?' I ask.
'I don't want a pretty box. I want a dude box.'
Uh-huh,' I deadpan. 'You want a dude box of laundry detergent.'
'Yes, I do.'
'Good luck with that.
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Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey.
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The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the salt sea.
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Dry Skin Reliever
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It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy.
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I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom did that to me a lot. I think I swear more because of it. I started liking the taste of soap, I would eat it just to spite her. (pause) I'd bite off bars of soap.
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The amount of relief and comfort experienced by the sick after the skin has been carefully washed and dried, is one of the commonest observations made at a sick bed.
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Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.
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The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.
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I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion.