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I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.
hot, dirty, and multi-orgasmic kind. "Cavolo,
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.
Joe Morelli
I wanted to think this was just my lizard brain telling me to copulate with a male who was a genetic powerhouse.
Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me.
Heavens! what thick darkness pervades the minds of men.
[Lat., Pro superi! quantum mortalia pectora caecae,
Noctis habent.]
But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks."
"Excuse me?"
"You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice."
Cat and Bones
I'm coming inside you in three seconds. Pull off if you don't want a bunch of my swimmers attacking your eggs.
porcini-asparagus
What in the name of Zeus's testicles?
Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia.
Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?
Noli me tangere; for Caesar's I am.
See men run. Semen swim.
Illegitimis nil carborundum.
Over a man's life, his semen grew into a mobile library of every part of the body - a condensed distillate of the self. This
Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese.
The researchers concluded that during intercourse in the missionary position, the penis has the shape of a boomerang.
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
(Mountains are in labour, a ridiculous mouse will be born)
Kneeling before him, Regin murmured, "Don't let that Fegley worm get to you." Still staring ahead, the kid slowed his banging. "There's a good ... male of indeterminate species.
Anni, amori e bicchieri di vino, nun se contano mai."' '"Years, lovers and glasses of wine; these things must not be counted.
How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor.
Lente, lente currite, noctis equi. Translation: Run slowly, slowly, horses of the night.
Festina lente. Make haste slowly.
Cucullus non facit monachum; that's as much to say, as I wear not motley in my brain.
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
Crito we owe a rooster to Aesculapius
The Gay Science, section 108
My crotch is like scrambled eggs
He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With a woman who gagged at the thought of sucking his dick. The universe's idea of a colossal joke.
My sperm came out into the water, unaccustomed to the light, and instantly it became a misty, stringy kind of thing and swirled out like a falling star, and I saw a dead fish come forward and float into my sperm, bending it in the middle.
My name actually is Francesco Castaluccio.
Sex - the poor man's polo.
He made a few deposits in a sperm bank.
...Traduttore, traditore.
peccadillo. So far as my observation goes, men
Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.
I'm running out of names. There aren't that many vile things on this earth that can describe what a cum dumpster you are.
In heaven, after antipasti, the first course will be pasta.
Sir, you shall taste my Anno Domini.
Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.
impudicitia in ingenuo crimen est, in servo necessitas, in liberto officium ("to be the object of anal penetration is a crime in the freeborn, a necessity for a slave, a duty for a freedman").
Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.
I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.
Cagliari central defender Comunardo Niccolai became celebrated for his ability to score bizarre own goals in the 1960s, so much that self inflicted problems in general are often referred to as 'Niccolai-like'.
(Israeli-style eggs poached in tomato
ohmygodIthinkIsuckedhisdick.
Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy.
At nineteen, one lives in the utter idolatry, therefore the extreme superstition, of sex. Monstrously exaggerated tales about sexual feats, which we listen to greedily, determine our expectations. The disappointments are correspondingly great.
wrong: Penthesilea is
Why aren't you at your booth?" "She ran out of bats' testicles and hares' anuses," I piped up.
"Is it anuses or ani?" Roxy asked in an aside, looking perplexed. "You say octopi, don't you? Shouldn't more than one hare's anus be ani?
I realized the best argentine meat was an appendage best served hot, wet, throbbing, & erect.
I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.
The other hand neither was he a man, nor any sapient proteinoid of the glutinous-albuminous variety. The head was round and plump, with red cheeks, but for eyes it had two penny whistles, and for ears it had thuribles, which gave off a thick cloud of incense. He was dressed
Ego non baptiso te in nomine ... but make out the rest yourself.
In aeternum felicitas vindactio. Defending happily ever after.
Veni, vidi, flevi.
I came. I saw. I cried.
stomata. The guard
RODERIGO What, ho, Brabantio! Signior Brabantio, ho!
In my tadpole stage I was delivered to Metron Ariston and transmogrified, and here am I. My name is Sporos, by the way, and I do not like your thinking names like mouse-creature and shrimp-thing at me.
Non apibus dubitandem est.
(You never can tell with bees.)
~ Winnie ille Pu
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis's voice like in Look Who's Talking. Come on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
There is a certain drop of a type of kundalini when you have sex.
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
StocktontoMalone
What's a dick?" Parenting fail number five-hundred-and-eighty-two of today. "Nothing, babe. I said tick. A tick is a bug." "So you called that person a bug?" "Yup. A big bug.
Only species in nature that doesn't commit adultery and in which there seems to be one hundred percent monogamy is a flatworm, Diplozoon paradoxum.
Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole.
Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.
Carnatur, eh? What are they man-eating daisies?
Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!Cock-- Larry Kramer
Procreation is nature's principal occupation, and every man, whether he be young or old, when meeting every woman measures the potentiality of sex between them.
my skin listening
still no accompanist:
I can't kiss me!
and the sperm's tempo
always insisting
Take the tail of the female tuna - and I'm talking of the large female tuna whose mother city is Byzantium.
On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.
Whom has not the inspiring bowl made eloquent?
[Lat., Foecundi calices quem non fecere disertum.]
Lectio, quae placuit, decies repetita placebit.
(What we read with pleasure we can read many times with pleasure.)
In the mythus a superhuman intelligence uses the unconscious thoughts and dreams of men as its hieroglyphics to address men unborn.
But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a guy, and guys are all sperm-guns.
Think of me as the praying mantis of the supernatural world.
Aren't those the bugs that bite the heads off the males? Link looked skeptical.
Yes. Then they eat them
I want to try for another record tomorrow. What was that last kind I had? With the chocolate chunks?"
"Stracciatella."
"I'm naming my first daughter after it."
"Lucky her.
Unhappily, my wife is expecting me in connection with a fish
Conception is not some genteel, quiet pastime; it's a fierce and unforgiving team sport.
In all this process of acquiring conceptions, a certain instinctive order is followed. There is a native tendency to assimilate certain kinds of conception at one age, and other kinds of conception at a later age.
An exquisite dulcet epithalame of most mollificative suadency for juveniles amatory whom the odoriferous flambeaus of the paranymphs have escorted to the quadrupedal proscenium of connubial communion.
Germ of endearment
Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex.
I am engaged in answering that Italian buffoon, Mazotti, whose views upon the larval development of the tropical termites have excited my derision and contempt ...
jessamine. Flowering
Superfecundation is the term used when twins are conceived from sperm from different men if a woman has had more than one partner during a menstrual cycle. It is not known how often this happens, but if suspected, then paternity can be checked by DNA testing (Terasaki et al 1978).
Homo sapiens exhibits traits consistent with a long history of polygyny or monogamy, and a relative absence of sperm competition.
Apparuit iam beatitudo vestra' That is, Now your blessedness appears.
One minute I swear you've found the best biscotti and the next you surprise me with an orgasm on a plate.
The management of fertility is one of the most important functions of adulthood.
Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.
This fertilized ovum, known as a zygote, is a large diploid cell that is the beginning, or primordium, of a human being.
I am enceinte, gravid, pregnant, in pup, call it what you will. No doubt there are as many names for the production of a child as for the act which initiates it.