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I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then. Anthony
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One morning she happened upon a bit of cloth decorated with pictures of little red squirrels carrying small, brown,nutsacks,and she nearly fainted away.
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Squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, mice,
Moles with fur like sable,
Gathered in good spirits all,
Round the festive table.
Sit we down to eat and drink.
Friends, before we do, let's think,
Fruit of forest, field and banks,
To the seasons we give thanks.
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Mouse-brained fool
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Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes.
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And to the little Squirrel who lived in the fir-tree, and was lonely, he said, 'Where is my mother?' And the Squirrel answered, 'Thou hast slain mine. Dost thou seek to slay thine also?
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And then the squirrel ran up my legs searching for nuts.' I nearly spewed my coffee and my eyes went wide as I jerked my head around to stare at Daniel.
He gave me a wry grin and chuckled. 'I thought that would get your attention.
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She were forced to describe it, she would say that it tasted exactly like squirrel: fuzzy, damp, slightly nutty. Have you lost your
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there are a large variety of robots that can work against squirrels,
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The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it
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Another yap shook the room. Broken branches tumbled to the floor. "Wh-what's up there?" I asked, my knees shaking. I thought about the Norns' prophecy, naming me a harbinger of evil. "Is it - the Wolf?" "Oh, much worse," Blitzen said. "It's the Squirrel.
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Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
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Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!
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Raven sighed and looked up the tree. "Maybe it's asleep," he murmured.

Myche grinned. "Want me to take a look?"

Raven blinked. "What?"

His friend gave a mock-suffering sigh. "I'm a squirrel. I know trees.
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All the time we were there, you could see that dead squirrel right out in plain sight. Whenever anyone mentions New Hampshire, that squirrel is always what I think of. I bet I've thought about that squirrel a million times.
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If we could hear the squirrel's heartbeat, the sound of the grass growing, we should die of that roar.
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the fluffy golden squirrels turn out to be carnivorous and attack in packs, and the butterfly stings bring agony if not death. But
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I want you to use your misplaced acorn for a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again.
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Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.
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Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel?
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Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!
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But Squirrelpaw had the best idea." Squirrelpaw ducked her head, looking embarrassed. "If ever any of you tell the cats back home that I purred at a Twoleg," she mewed through gritted teeth, "I'll turn you into crow-food, and that's a promise.
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A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions ... and comparisons.
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She's as nutty as squirrel poo.
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It annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.
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Jamie sings like a squirrel.
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A nut is someone whose noose broke.
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The sky was a rich cloudless blue, the air still and dry, the maple trees glowing with glorious reds and oranges and yellows, and everywhere on Gardam Street squirrels bustled about with self-importance, burying their nuts in the most unlikely places.
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Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.
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My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.
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We're squirrels in human form, she whispered. And so are you.
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It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
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The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
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Hello," said Brannoc politely, despite his terrible hangover.
"What the hell are you?" demanded the squirrel.
"We are fairies," answered Brannoc, and the squirrel fell on the grass laughing, because New York squirrels are cynical creatures and do not believe in fairies.
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Me too!" Squirrelpaw
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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He filled a bowl with cereal that looked like twigs a squirrel had pooped out.
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[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone.
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In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element.
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I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing.
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This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson
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The squealing little arse-gerbil.
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Hamsters. We have other names for them; rats, weasels, rodents, but with their fine, golden fur, round faces and whiskers, what they most look like are hamsters.
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The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.
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If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain?
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That's not a rat, that's my ferret.
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It was one of those moments when everything is out of balance, I suppose, and just watching an odd thing seems to make sense. The squirrel scampered up a tree trunk, the sound of its nails like water in a tub.
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I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!" Graystripe hissed to Fireheart as they headed toward the corner where a few pieces of fresh-kill remained from last night. "But there aren't any blue squirrels," Fireheart mewed in confusion.
Precisely!" Graystripe's amber eyes gleamed.
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The giants called us woh dak nag gran, the squirrel people,
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We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts.
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Ant Prune was holding one of the squirrels in her hand. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.'
That was a visual I didn't need
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Time to wake up." Rick muted the TV when a commercial came on. He slipped on his reading glasses and asked, "What is the groundnut better known as?" Lydia carefully rolled onto her back so the cat wouldn't be disturbed. "The peanut.
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Rats. Rats, mice, and rodents.
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Thou art a peanut.
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Through the metal bars of the jungle gym, she watches two gray squirrels chase each other around a tree. Around and around and around. So gratuitous.
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You have the survival instincts of a suicidal squirrel
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Will you be my deputy, Squirrelflight? There is no cat I trust more. Everything you do is for the best of reasons. I understand that now.
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Cat piss and porcupines!
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No one knew about the squirrel's skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know.
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The mouse is a sober citizen who knows that the grass grows in order that mice may store it as underground haystacks, and that snow falls in order that mice may build subways from stack to stack ...
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You cn't be suspicious of a tree, accuse a bird or squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet
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Hairy Mammal whaddya want
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My house was once an acorn.
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Rat. A curse, an insult, a word totally without light.
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And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there.
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A fusty nut with no kernel.
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Also, I'm not sure, but I bet squirrel tossing is not an allowable sport in Heaven.
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Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
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never thought about Peeta eating the squirrels I shot. Somehow I always pictured the baker quietly going off and frying them up for himself. Not out of greed. But because town families usually eat expensive butcher meat. Beef
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When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.
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The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels - know.
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Remember the acorn;
It does not devour other acorns.
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What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?"
"A sparrow with a machine gun."
"Or course
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There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.
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I'm suggesting you have sex so you don't shoot the squirrels. Let them have their nuts, man.
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A little roving, solitary thing.
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Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."
Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.
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Chipmunks have the best instinct: run and hide.
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Some people are just sad when there aren't talking squirrels. - Lily Winter
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Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.
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What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!
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Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.
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A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
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Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.
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A cat without a tail.
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A hamster is basically just a warm potato with fur.
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THE GRACKLE
The
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MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
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The security staff boasted that a squirrel could not get onto the grounds without their knowledge. However, they could not explain a family of deer that seemed to come and go as they pleased.
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He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.
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He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.
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If I'm an andy," Phil Resch said, "and you kill me, you can have my squirrel. Here; I'll write it out, willing it to you.
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Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
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Istas, please don't eat my mice. They're very important to me, and besides, it's rude to eat anything you've been introduced to.
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In the summer we lay up a stock of experiences for the winter, as the squirrel of nuts?something for conversation in winter evenings.
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I wonder what the animal's name was.
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She was his potchke, his fleutchke, his notchke, his motchke, his everything that the speech of St. Botolphs left unexpressed. She was his little, little squirrel.
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A fox looked at his shadow at sunrise and said, "I will have a camel for lunch today." And all morning he went about looking for camels. But at noon he saw his shadow again-and he said, "A mouse will do.
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Man makes very much such a nest for his domestic animals, of withered grass and fodder, as the squirrels and many other wild creatures do for themselves.