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Strip clubs let everyone down. Men and women approach their very worst here.
Strip clubs are the only place the band can go if we want to have a drink. You're left alone because the last thing the people there care about is us.
Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling.
"That sounds really dirty."
Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter.
Stripping toughened my hide, but exposing myself as a writer has been a lot more brutal.
I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.
He made a weak attempt to look innocent, but I knew better. 'Should I guess how many concealed weapons you have or should I strip search you?'
'A strip search is the only way to be absolutely certain.' Valek's deep blue eyes danced with delight.
You're on crack if you think I'm removing a single stitch of clothing." "Like
People expect me to be with some stripper ... That's just the kind of woman I work with.
Babe, the only times I've been in you have been too fast. The next time I strip you down, I want to take my time with you.
The way I see it, all the popular singers are strippers.
We wail, batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die:
I was undervalued so I stopped stripping. I was 18 years old and I worked three jobs. This was just one of them, and I really enjoyed performing. It was probably my first performing job ever. I really like to dance, obviously, but then I didn't really love taking the clothes off at the end.
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance.
Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.
Dancers are stripped enough onstage. You don't have to know more about them than they've given you already.
Kick your shoes off, kickem off
Before you say cut, wait 5 seconds
I hate people doing an emotional striptease. It's never genuine or they wouldn't drag outsiders m.
The time that I would spend revisiting my old Get Your War On strips is more profitably spent Googling myself and reading comments about how people hate my pencil-sharpening business.
Next thing I know, my legs are slipping down the pole, and I'm all like 'Man down!' or at least 'Stripper down!
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
Do you work in a strip club?
Okay, we'll take it step by step. Strip to your underwear."
A shiver went through me at his demand, but I found myself replying, "You could ask nicely, you know."
His lips twitched. "Olivia, sweetheart, would you please strip down to your underwear for me?
You don't call them 'strippers.' They're dancers. 'Strippers' sounds cheesy and amateurish. These women are professionals." The man sipped his beer and glanced at Zoe. "And, you don't call them booger bars or strip joints, for the same reason.
Grab me now and do naughty things to my no no places.
Origami Striptease reads like William S. Burroughs and Djuna Barnes howling at a brutal paper moon.
With a kiss you can strip me defenseless.
ripped the paper
The "down and dirty
I'm actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don't wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it's very sexy, so it wasn't too hard to get into the motion of it.
Is there no easy way to taking this dress off you? Am I going to have to rip it off?
If you don't stop playing with that dress, I'm going to rip it right off of you, and we won't be heading for dinner.
Only I can snatch my own weave
Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires?
At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.
Strip malls are history.
Between 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse.
Off to the STUDIO in my new whip
Africa, help me to go home, carry me like an aged child in your arms. Undress me and wash me. Strip me of all of these garments, strip me as a man strips off dreams when the dawn comes ...
He started with his shirt. Inside he was laughing at himself as he undid each button. Chris Welsh, male stripper. But the look in her eyes made him feel like the most potent, desired man on the planet.
I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself.
I love wearing drag.
Of the latter, they cut each truck in two, shipped them into the secret field in two C-47 transports, then welded them together in the field. It was a model of American ingenuity, and by midsummer, the strip was up and working.
Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.
The clothes have to perform for me.
S'tjwetla is a black man's striptease.
First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or-less lane.
Take off the dress.
I'm not classically trained or anything, but I'll rip up a dance floor.
You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?
You niggas so-so like a seamstress.
When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana.
Everyone wants to be clothed but no one wants to be stripped.
In writing the book I wanted to make it very clear that I feel prostitution should be decriminalized. But some people might have breezed by those aspects that others took the time to notice. In All I Could Bare, I hope I relate in a conversational way how stripping is a lot like other types of work.
I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.
Tailor gang they rolling up those paper planes.
Let's take our clothes off and party
I push him off, sit up an start puttin my clothes to rights. He's made a heroic effort to undress me.
You work fast, I says.
Yer a moving target, I hafts. Here, he says, lemme help.
I button, he unbuttons. I tuck, he untucks.
I slap his hand. I'll do it myself, I says.
I've decided," he said, now focusing on the other breast, "that tomorrow is a no-clothes day. From now on, every Sunday is Stripper Sunday. The only thing you can wear are stilettos.
I want to do a documentary about strippers, 'cause it's a moneymaker.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
What does this research tell us? It tells us that fiscally concerned strippers should eschew contraception and double up their shifts just before ovulation.
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
For every bandaged wound
I'll scrape another open
out of my way cakesniffers
Let's escape outside," Isabelle suggested. "Do you have any other talents?"
"I bake and garden."
"Do you sew, too?"
Amber nodded. "I sew whenever anger incites me to mutilation."
Isabelle laughed. "One cannot hang for attacking a piece of cloth.
Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What do you like? Cops? Firemen?
Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice
I didn't have the time to literally write and draw the strip at the same time.
Out of the way! We are in the throes of an exceptional emergency! This is no occassion for sport- there is lace at stake! (Ms. Pole)
Anyone who's seen the Wigan [League] players stripped has been faced with the raw truth of the matter ... No time for male modelling, and even Princess Di would think twice about getting too close to that lot.
I thought the first rule was do not talk about strip club."
"Depends on who you talk to," Officer Sexy said. "Tonight the first rule is not to strip for your neighbors.
I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.
O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear me.
Scissors! Scissors! Have ye got yer ane scissors?? Are ye deaf??
I want a woman to feel the cut of the scissors in the clothes.
Yeah I'm telling real stories, but if you pick up a documentary on strippers, you're going to want to see some stripping, so we definitely got that in there.
sweeping out of shops, and the
Ties are straightened and expressions banished.
Just shred baby, shred.
Someone's magic was cleaving.
Jesus H. Christ on a stripper pole!
I'd like to cut an attitude into clothes.
I'm in the mood to get faded, so please bring your finest.
Clothing gave you comfort, a sense of security and individuality, or just something to hide within. By removing it from the equation, by stripping a person down to their bare essence, it keeps you off guard, humbled and subdued
Pulling off a zebra-print dress can be challenging for some.
his shirt and hauled the fine linen up, and off.
How loose the silk. How jailed down the juice.
Love well, whip well.
With Aerobic Strip Tease, you can do it at home - it makes it easier for women that don't want to go to the gym.
Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out my strip and place it on a refrigerator.
You look like a strip-o-gram, Julian said to Malcolm Fade, High Warlock of Los Angeles.
Do you want me to strip those tiny jeans off your body? Bend you over my knee? You want my palm slapping against your ass till it turns bright pink? Until my fingers slip between your thighs to test how wet you are?
Wanting nothing more than for it to unravel, unbind.
I like to do things that you need to chip away at.
I'm on a Mission, that niggaz say is Impossible,
But when I swing my swords they all choppable,
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper,
Child educator, plus head amputator.
And what was dancing but fucking with your clothes on?
Cut the attacker down, to cut them down to their very soul