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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What do you like? Cops? Firemen?
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money, I'll do what you want me to do.
I'm a performer. That's what I do. That and making money - it's the passion and the care factor for the people that support your passion, the people that support you, it's the kind of people that go crazy and love your stuff.
I like to work in costumes, makeup, and hair that allow me tremendous freedom.
I should have been a stuntwoman.
I'm a working actress.
I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.
I'm an artist, but I'm also a businesswoman, and sometimes you have to play hard.
What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
I'm a character actress.
I was a street performer for two years.
A professional sex therapist." Gabe moved out into the hall. "Guess I should show some respect. They do say it's the oldest profession. No, wait, maybe I've got that mixed up with another line of work.
Well, what is my job now?".
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?'
If I'm not a glorified prostitute, I don't know what one is.
You know, I'm still deciding what I'm going to be when I grow up.
You don't call them 'strippers.' They're dancers. 'Strippers' sounds cheesy and amateurish. These women are professionals." The man sipped his beer and glanced at Zoe. "And, you don't call them booger bars or strip joints, for the same reason.
I want to be a diva ... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.
There is nothing more marvelous than doing something you love to do and getting paid for it. It ceases to become work, money, and effort; and it becomes fun, your expression of the joy of life.
Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners.
I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.
I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.
Now I can add prostitute to my list of life's accomplishments.
For me, stripping was an unusual kind of escape. I had nothing to escape but privilege, but I claimed asylum anyway. At twenty-four, it was my last chance to reject something and become nothing. I wanted to terrify myself. Mission accomplished.
If I weren't performing, I'd be a beauty editor or a therapist. I love creativity, but I also love to help others. My mother was a hairstylist, and they listen to everyone's problems - like a beauty therapist!
Maybe I'd be a bank robber. Some god-damned thing. Something with flare, fire. You only had one shot. Why be a window washer?
I was undervalued so I stopped stripping. I was 18 years old and I worked three jobs. This was just one of them, and I really enjoyed performing. It was probably my first performing job ever. I really like to dance, obviously, but then I didn't really love taking the clothes off at the end.
I love doing fashion.
I'm in showbusiness. I'm an entertainer.
I tended bar and fucked hot tourists, it's what I did.
Being a Victoria's Secret model, which was always my dream.
I always thought I was going to be a dancer and then fashion kind of took over.
I'm in between an installation artist, video artist and photographer. And when you work with nude bodies, you're immediately called a pornographer or a fashion photographer.
My dream job would be sitting in a room, cranking out hits for Rihanna.
Be anything you want to be, but don't be dull.
I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.
If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.
I could be a housewife ... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.
A microphone fiend; I make beats do back flips.
If I wasn't an actress, I'd be a chef. I'd love to open a restaurant.
I just sing and write songs and wear what I want. It's quite a good job really. If I wanted to I suppose I could become more of a fashion icon, but singing is my thing.
I'm actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don't wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it's very sexy, so it wasn't too hard to get into the motion of it.
whatever you become be good at it
If I ever had the time to take on another job, being a party planner would be high on my list.
Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.
They come for you in the morning in a limousine; they take you to the studio; they stick a pretty girl in your arms ... They call that a profession? Come on!
I'm a DJ. I get the party started.
If I could choose something besides fashion, I would love to be a ballerina.
If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.
I've been other things beside a clown. I have sold insurance, too.
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.
I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff.
I don't mean to sound like a cheap prostitute, but you can call me what you like.
Once a waitress, always a waitress.
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
I wanted to be a professional dancer for a period of time, and I did a lot of dancing and choreography and got paid for it.
Job, requiring intellectual ability and acuity
I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing.
Also, it's good to have more than one profession, in case your own profession goes out of style. A Wall Street trader who's also a belly dancer will do a lot better than a trader who winds up driving a taxi.
Now I can make a thousand dollars a night at a club.
If I could have any job I would be a cat ... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.
First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
I have a background in erotic dancing, but that's mostly just - it's not professional, it's just amateur.
I was a bouncer for ten years in New York City.
I have lots of interests, but it's true that dancing is a very full-time job.
Rap's the occupation, but one day watch I'll be Pimp of the Nation.
To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is partly because I've always been afraid of dropping plates on customer's heads.
I get paid to make out with the hunks!
I'm a painter, that's what I love to do first and foremost.
Oh, my career. What career? I'm over 40.
I sing and dance. That's my job.
I'm an actress. It's my passion.
I am a babe for a living.
fast-food/gas-pump
Life: my favorite occupation.
I'm a drag queen. I'm a celebrity trapped in a normal person's body.
My teacher said I would either be a hoodlum, or a great entertainer.
Cashier." Turnover
My job is to be a DJ and make people dance so if people dance, I've done my job.
I've done so many funny jobs. I worked at a farmer's market through high school. I worked in the stock room of Ralph Lauren. I graduated to salesperson at Ralph Lauren, which was a big deal to me. I've been a P.A. I've been a stand-in. I've been an assistant's assistant.
I'm an actress, model, and singer.
My career is my girlfriend.
Back in the day I was doing runway, editorial, advertising, spokesmodeling, and public appearances. Those are five different categories.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
Basically I'm a drag queen myself.
I like very much to put on fashion shows.
I moonlight as a singer.
what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress.
I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
I'm an actress, and that's my work and my passion.
In Swat, there are two jobs a woman's going to do: a teacher or a doctor. If not, then become a housewife.
My most lucrative job in college was a stint as the regional Dodge Girl.
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other things.
I was a nursemaid. And it was pretty boring.
She could have been an interior decorator, a good one, too, if it wasn't for the pressing demands of so on and so forth.
My first vocation was dance.
I love being a fashion designer.