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I don't know how people do this waxing thing. Now I just have all these bumpy ingrown hairs.
To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other
I'm in the facial-hair phase of my career.
Better a bald head than none at all.
jaw. He examined his morning beard, pulling the loose skin this way
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.
Twenty minutes later, waiting for our luggage
I haven't seen anyone who hasn't got a moustache yet.
And frankly that is not attractive in a woman.
It didn't take him long, and he pulled up nearly nose-to-nose with Ash as they came in from opposite directions.
"You shaved off your ... " It couldn't rightfully be called a beard, Brooks considered. "Face hair."
"Yeah, it got too hot."
"Uh-huh.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
I have to shave you Angel. I love your curly bush but it's getting in my teeth.
Growing up, the way that I looked was very important to me. I was always trying to impress people, and when I grew my beard there was a certain freedom, a separation, getting past this the way I looked, identify myself as a spiritual seeker.
had a smattering of chest hair that looked
Beard is like Niqab, that covers cheeks
I think the first thing we need to talk about is you not running around in tight T-shirts and yoga pants." "Fine. I'll stop doing that as soon as you shave." Jack ran his hand along his jaw and grinned. "You like the scruff, huh?" Did she ever.
I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you're golden.
Still afraid of pain behind my four-day beard.
Just-fucked hair doesn't suit me.
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.
In the beginning of my career, I read an article about the reason that men always look five years younger than women is because they shave.
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.
Hair matters. This is a life lesson Wellesley and Yale Law School failed to instil. Your hair will send significant messages to those around you.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
My life sucks. So I shave my head.
I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.
Time waxing old can many a lesson teach.
Why women don't have facial hair. God doesn't cover up anything that looks beautiful.
I notice that most of the men who tease me about my hair, don't have any.
Am I really not worth shaving for?
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No hair either. But you never know. With some of your mother's bad blood flowing in your veins you could wake up one morning and find yourself hairy like a monkey
When women grow old and cease being women, they get beards on their chins; I wonder what men get when they grow old and cease to be men?
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.
If you don't change your hairstyle because it's mostly fallen out and you don't shave, you've no cause to go chasing yourself in a mirror.
Thus we have now for many centuries triumphed over nature to the extent of making certain secondary characteristics of the male (such as the beard) disagreeable to nearly all the females - and there is more in that than you might suppose.
May your beards never grow thin!
They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film ... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.
A beardless cynic is the shame of nature.
It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.
I study his face closely. The smudges under his eyes are darker than usual; his lips are dry and ashen, similar to the rest of his face. It's been a while between haircuts. Two days' worth of stubble. He's beautiful.
It's usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can't grow a good mustache, so I guess it's just a neck beard. I just have trouble growing up there.
The beautiful uncut hair of graves.
I secretly want to shave my head.
Oh, I liked the beard. It covered more of your face.
It's why men are meant to have beards - growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified.
I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
I never had any facial hair in my life.
I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Hair has always been important.
You're just jealous of my beard."
"No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.
An equally shaggy tuft of hair dangled from his chin, the classification somewhere between beard, goatee, and flower gone to seed.
Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.
The original purpose of the beards was to help with the wind when it's blowing in your face. When you're out there in the woods hunting like we are all the time, we found that facial hair helps you to stay a lot warmer.
For the hair has grown on my upper lip
And the clergy are all clean-shaven
Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.
It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.
No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.
I started getting tattoos, and the hair would grow back out and grow over a nice piece of artwork that I really wanted to show, and it just became one of those things. I can't stand the hair on my body. I just wanted it gone. It's just a better feeling for me.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
So, Maximus the Fellatio Trainer - how does your prick feel about scratchy barbarian beards?"
Lucius Petronius
Balding is nature's way of getting rid of your third eye's unibrow.
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.
I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.
Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.
Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature that comes close is the male South Pacific Groping Beetle, which sometimes, just before mating, will slap on a little Aqua Velva. But we think this resulted from atomic testing.
I do not consider myself bald, I am just taller than my hair.
I believe you've got to utilize what god gave you, so if you have facial hair, there are ways to look good while sporting it.
My hair growing down my back a relationship
Hair is associated with sexual power. With passion. The woman's sexual passion needs to be minimized, so that the spectator may feel that he has the monopoly on such passion
Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.
I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.
Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache.
Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards. "That little wisp looks like it was just the best he could do," she thought,
A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
I can't grow a moustache.
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
Hair matters. Pay attention to your hair - because everyone else will.
A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.
How the fuck do you keep your hair like that? I look like a hedgehog's been humping my skull.
Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.