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A Waft of Cheese
mawage 'mah-'wahge. 1; a bwessed awangement 2; a dweam wifin a dweam - T-SHIRT
I am Brister Fendlestick. Velcome to my hoomble home!
fiddlesticks" and
No man rides harder than my Lord Scamperdale - always goes as if he had a spare neck in his pocket.
Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Graff-'
'Not Graff,' the big man snapped, looking annoyed. 'The name is Garff-Garff!'
'Say, that's good,' the hunter said. 'Garff-Garff- that's even better than bow-wow. Do you know any other animal imitations?
Sir McHotpants Von Grabby Hands
So amaze! Such name!
Sssssarah with five s's is
Still two syllablessssss
Hopped up out the bed / Turn my swag on
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
chickaree coffee.
Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
Patronising fobbing bastard,
Logan McCade. Paging Logan 'Pantyripper' McCade. Please return to your conference call.
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
Heavenly Bastard in the Sky
What does he stand for?
Swaraj means, a state such that we can maintain our separate existence without the presence of the English.
King of tha westcoast
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
Why do you call me Buttercup?
Stef is officially the sexiest member of Placebo
Jimi Hendrix once said, 'You will never hear surf music again.' Well, tonight, you will hear 'serf' music again
S-E-R-F music.
am Slinklebert Petrovius Mordechai Smythe, but everyone calls me Slinky, mainly because nobody can ever figure out how to say my name properly.
Hi Wankershim! Are you going to doodie? WHOAAAA!
Colchester, Ash, my captain, staking my body with his cock like a conqueror, like a king.
I came up with American Splendor. Some people think it's American Squalor.
I'm Bertie Byrd. I rent your house since you don't live here anymore." "Did you say Dirty Bird?" He laughed out loud. "Oh, that's a good one, Mr. Fortney. I never heard that one before. A real knee-slapper. Where's the key?
waif. They would hear his reedy voice, the one he'd had in the war. He swallowed, knew that all he had for a voice box was a little whistle cut from a willow switch. Worse - he had nothing to say. The crowd
It is not swinish to be happy unless one is happy in swinish ways.
spoon, jar, jar jar spoon
Wamblecropt is the most exquisite word in the English language. Say it. Each syllable is intolerably beautiful.
My swag is off the charts.
Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with the name just given to her baby niece. It was pronounced shuh-TEED but was in fact spelled "Shithead.
You know, I'm a modern day Harry Belafonte; I got the swagger of the island.
Renfield, my ass. What I had on my hands was a Van Helsing.
Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam.
Ulick Norman Owen.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Hapmshire" typo,
Write like a motherfucker.
Over the top sex - Actionjackson
Alright Shamblers Let's Get Shamblin'.
Boff," Agent Brent said. "I didn't know people used that word anymore." "You young whippersnappers just don't know a good piece of slang when you hear it,
Sogeking... SHOOT THAT FLAG.
My swadeshi chiefly centers round the handspun khaddar and extends to everything that can be and is produced in India.
that fucking motherfucker
Oh bless Speranza, for giving her son such a preposterous name as Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde.
Sir Seretse Khama,
Hongry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum.
You can call me namastunde or surfatunde. Either works.
Who's that, the windbreaker?
wankers snorting
Is John Motson still wearing his shepherdskin coat?
It reminded Freddy of the World War II acronym, SNAFU. Situation normal, all fucked up.
Although your world wonders me,
with your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand,
so to you I shall put an end
And you'll
never hear
surf music again
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His middle name has got to be Arrogant Bastard because that's what he is.
What else have either of you got for me besides the promise of a splitting headache? - Uncle Wadsworth
Lovey dovey or fucky wucky
Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us together today.
HEY, BOBBY TERRY, YOU SCROOOOWED IT UP!
And Tomlinson found this in the Times right before I left to come here. Windham
There is a new codeword going round school. DFS. It means 'desperate for sex.' It sounds like you are talking about the furniture shop. For the record, I'm certainly DFS. In fact I am permanently shopping in DFS with no hope of getting out of the store.
Ahhh, friday... My second favorite F-word. -T-shirt
Swedes up in Dakota - know what they do sometimes? Put pepper on the floor. Gits up the ladies' skirts an' makes 'em purty lively - lively as a filly in season. Swedes do that sometimes." In
A bad word that I can't say that starts with f.
CASTLES IN THE AIR Laurie
J..es ... u..s fu ... ck..in.g Ch..ri ... strong>ststrong> Liam! The bed slammed againstrong>ststrong> the wall.
When the town aches,
the Swinster Pharmacy aches with it.
I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
FUCK YOU, SAM I AM!
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.
Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.
Whoop-tee-fucking-do-- P.c. Cast
Swaraj means ability to regard every inhabitant of India as our own brother or sister.
Nigel Harrison Nigel Harrison'ed me?
My name," he said, "is Slartibartfast." Arthur
Easy there, Smurfette.
A perspicacious lad, Mr. McLean. A perspicacious swine, indeed.
Come on out, Cock-a-Doodle! Come see the Colonel. I got eleven herbs and spices for your ass." Ferrik
They asked me what I wanted to call my autobiography. I suggested: The Definitive Volume on the Finest Bloody Fast Bowler That Ever Drew Breath.
Sexy with a capital SEX.
face touchage"
"lame-sauce"
"Sulky McSulkerton
Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith
if you do not know, reader, what a Fisher Hobbs is, you know nothing about pigs, and deserve no bacon for breakfast.
Whaddup, deskfucker?
Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good.
Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear
Swaraj is not a product of excitement or intoxication. Swaraj will be the natural and inevitable result of business like habits.
BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.
Hw Cumming is also on Goodreads as H.W. Cumming
Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you?
Just call me Sassenach.
ken whit tae dae wi' it.
It takes a lot to be Dabo Swinney, and not everyone can live this lifestyle. But, boy is it fun.
My safe word?
Fuck.Me.
Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!"
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
"I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
Aussie sledging? I'm just glad they've heard of me!