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Riotous madness,
To be entangled with those mouth-made vows,
Which break themselves in swearing! -- William Shakespeare
I swear to fucking God, I will spray you again, -- Holly Black
Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first? -- Christine Feehan
Sir, I can use profanity in more than a thousand languages, some having curses that will addle an egg at a hundred paces. -- Robert A. Heinlein
I have sworn upon the altar of god ... -- Thomas Jefferson
No one, by swearing, makes themselves an ounce more honest; any more than a man makes himself wealthy by counting his gold. Oaths may make a liar a liar yet again, having lied about the oath as well. But it cannot alter the worth of an honest man's word. -- Jake Yaniak
It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing, and without enjoying swearing. -- Stephen Fry
In general, there are usually two reasons to swear--to get someone's attention and because it's fun. -- Aaron Burch
None so nearly disposed to scoffing at religion as those who have accustomed themselves to swear on trifling occasions. -- John Tillotson
The art of cursing people seems to have lost its tang since the old days when a good malediction took four deep breaths to deliverand sent the outfielders scurrying toward the fence to field. -- Robert Benchley
With a bloody flux of oaths vows deep revenge. -- Francis Quarles
To tell you the truth - mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn't like your wife to know I said it - the women folk don't understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear. -- Jerome K. Jerome
Profaneness is a brutal vice. He who indulges in it is no gentleman. -- Edwin Hubbel Chapin
I swear ... to hold my teacher in this art equal to my own parents; to make him partner in my livelihood; when he is in need of money to share mine with him; to consider his family as my own brothers and to teach them this art, if they want to learn it, without fee or indenture. -- Hippocrates
I spell 'god' with a small 'g' because I do not believe in him, but I love to swear by him. -- Anais Nin
Too weary and dazed by unfinished sleep even to swear. There comes a degree of numbness in fatigue and exasperation which can be expressed only by a sullen silence. -- Humphrey Cobb
And I swore it to myself the night Maurice ran away," Ilyse screamed, terror and fury coursing through her veins, "and I'll swear it again; no matter what you do, you will never conquer me. -- Melika Dannese Lux
My God, did you just say 'fuck'? You're a good, clean Methodist. You don't swear. -- Tiffany Reisz
No master can make me swear blind obedience. -- Horace
Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word. -- Carol Lynch Williams
I have quite a foul mouth. -- Zosia Mamet
God forgive you, but I never can. -- Elizabeth I
Do you solemnly swear?" I'd asked. She -- Cookie O'gorman
Mean words
Once upon a time,
I loved you
But I will never
I swear. -- Arzum Uzun
I already told you," said Adam. "There is no need to swear."
"Sorry, it just fucking slipped out," said Zeb. -- Margaret Atwood
Have you ever tried to vent your frustration by writing down swear words? Try it, it's just not the same. -- Frank Tayell
You promise." "I swear on the angel. The hell with that. I swear on us." "Why us?" "Because there isn't anything I believe in more. -- Cassandra Clare
I do swear a lot, but the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language from the referee's. -- Jurgen Klinsmann
Promise in haste, repent at leisure, -- Diane Capri
What I desire most of you, my son, is never to gamble or swear. These are baneful vices. -- Nathan Bedford Forrest
Oaths are the counterfeit money with which we pay the sacrifice of love. -- Ninon De L'enclos
Forgive that you may be forgiven. -- Seneca The Younger
I shook my head. "Go on, swear it!"
"I swear by my life!" cried Aunt Maddy happily.
"I swear," murmured the others, rather embarrassed. Nick began giggling nervously, because Aunt Maddy had begum humming the national anthem to show what a solemn occasion it was. -- Kerstin Gier
I pray you indulge me for a space, for I am going to set out on a speech which may have some duration, but whose theme may be gleaned from its opening phrase: how dare you. -- David Mamet
My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education. -- Emma Chase
That's sin, [...] leavin' on a lie. -- Alice Childress
Forgive me, O Heavenly Father, according to the multitude of Thy mercies. I have lusted in my heart to break a man's skull and scatter the stench of his brains across several people's back yards. -- Barbara Kingsolver
Swearing makes an excellent relief mechanism -- David Crystal
When you curse anything bad,
you just give birth to the new one. -- Toba Beta
His swearing is methodical, continuous, and apparently entirely senseless. -- Mikhail Bulgakov
An oath, sir, is an end of all strife, and it is God's ordinance. -- Anne Hutchinson
I promise you that i won't promise you anymore.,,, -- Rahul Yadav
I want to swear to the king of the king of the kings it's enough. But this afternoon the magic has all run out. -- Tim Tharp
And I swear that I don't have a gun. -- Kurt Cobain
There are worse words than cuss-words, there are words that hurt. -- Tillie Olsen
A terrified rat will swear to anything. -- Alistair Maclean
Rob looked a little shocked. "Don't you look at me like that," I snapped at him. "Just because I can't trim a beard don't mean I can't swear."
"Like a sailor," he added. "I've never heard so many curses in my whole life. All combined. -- A.c. Gaughen
FLETCHER: What are--?
ANDREW: I need to talk to you.
FLETCHER: Now is not the time, I swear to God--
ANDREW: I can play that part, you know I can-- swear to God--
ANDREW: I can play that part, you know I can--
FLETCHER: I said NOT NOW!!! You want the part? Then...earn it. -- Damien Chazelle
I swore on my knees at the altar where you held me that I would kill you. It was an oath you made me make in my own blood. And now I have returned to give you the promised blade. -- T. Mountebank
And I swear that I don't have a gun ... no I don't have a gun -- Kurt Cobain
The people I know who SWEAR THE MOST tend to have the widest vocabularies. -- Stephen Fry
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies. -- The Notorious B.i.g.
You keep an oath not for the oath but for yourself -- Joe Abercrombie
I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom did that to me a lot. I think I swear more because of it. I started liking the taste of soap, I would eat it just to spite her. (pause) I'd bite off bars of soap. -- Andrew Mcmahon
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain
I can swear like a fishwife. -- Frances Bay
Utterances of cursed language defiles the hearts and souls of man and many. -- T.f. Hodge
The ultimate profanity is to invoke any deity in support of death or destruction in any form, particularly war. -- Dee Hock
I swear to keep the dead upon my mind, / Disdain for all time to be overglad. -- Gwendolyn Brooks
You cussed. Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer. -- Terry Pratchett
Do you really love me?"
"Yes."
"Do you promise?"
"Yes."
"Pinky swear?"
"Pinky swear?" She chuckled. "Where on earth did you learn that?"
"From TV. Now do it. Give me your pinky swear, hayati. -- Jaid Black
A vow is a snare for sin -- Samuel Johnson
Forgive yourself. -- Mitch Albom
Abusive language and swearing are a legacy of slavery, humiliation, and disrespect for human dignity, one's own and that of other people. -- Leon Trotsky
Profanity is the parlance of the fool. Why curse when there is such a magnificent language with which to discourse? -- Theodore Roosevelt
Oaths are but words, and words are but wind. -- Samuel Butler
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. -- Mark Twain
I don't curse when I talk. Unless I'm mad. -- Ciara
Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself. -- Harriet Nelson
I'm sorry. I've got a nasty tongue. I never mean it when I say nasty things. -- Ernest Hemingway,
Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain
I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing? -- Larry Wall
When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness. -- Plato
I swear in real life-probably too much-though I don't swear in front of my gran. We adapt to every situation. -- Melanie Chisholm
It's just insane how much you swear, did anyone ever tell you that? My dad says it's a sign of a bad vocabulary. -- Fredrik Backman
I swear to hold my tongue about it till the end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able to let it out tomorrow -- Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I think cursing is a bunch of malarkey. -- Brian Wilson
Profanity is the name given to the defilement of the sanctity of human life. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed -- Mark Twain
An oath that is not to bee made is not to be kept. -- George Herbert
I must not tell lies. -- J.k. Rowling
An oath is the most powerful weapon we have in our struggle against fornication and adultery -- Sunday Adelaja
You must learn to control the filth of your tongue, my son. It will send you to hell. -- James Clavell
Give me my sin again. -- William Shakespeare
I obscenity in the milk of my shame. -- Ernest Hemingway,
I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas. -- Irene Dunne
Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it. -- Robert Mckee
Ouch. Cursing - not so dashing. -- Rachel Cohn
I solemnly swear to tell Mrs. Casnoff that Elodie's ghost looked at me. And if I do not tell her, I swear to buy Jenna a pony. A vampire pony. -- Rachel Hawkins
I have sworn to die painting. -- Paul Cezanne
Funny the way it was never enough to swear and promise just the once. You seemed to have to rethink and repromise every time the subject came up. -- Diana Wynne Jones
And let us tranquilize ourselves by making a compact. Next time (with a view to our peace of mind) we'll commit the crime, instead of taking the criminal. You swear it?'
'Certainly.'
'Sworn! Let Tippins look to it. Her life's in danger. -- Charles Dickens
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. -- George Bernard Shaw
Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly. -- Spencer W. Kimball
Swearing when in heavy traffic. -- Paulo Coelho
One can only blaspheme if one believes. -- W. H. Auden
Offenses offend, beware! -- Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
I must forgive without noise or fuss. -- Albert Schweitzer
Don't swear at your past; you couldn't existed without it! It is the only path to reach today and tomorrow! Remember that past is a great teacher who thought us all we know now! -- Mehmet Murat Ildan
To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas. -- Leo Burnett
