Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Tampon. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Tampon Quotes And Sayings by 97 Authors including Sherrilyn Kenyon,Jules Amedee Barbey D'aurevilly,Brene Brown,Gloria Furman,Kenya Wright for you to enjoy and share.

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Teflon Panty Club
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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
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The simple and honest process of letting people know that discomfort is normal, it's going to happen, why it happens, and why it's important, reduces anxiety, fear, and shame. Periods
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Diaper that leaks onto the floorboard of my car while I'm stuck in
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Vagina Whisperer.
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These hormones do not make me feel feminine: every night, I lie in bed feeling wrenched, and the bulge of my sanitary napkin in my kickers looks like a cock.
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Who needs a bladder when you need an alarm clock
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I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.
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So instead of a bra, what do you think I wore for support, intergalactically? Gaffer's tape.
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No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
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I don't have a condom.
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I never dealt with excessive body fur. But having barely made love to a tampon, my privates were truly untainted.
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I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
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Epithet, n.
I think the worst you ever called me was a "cunt rag."
"You mean I'm a tampon?" I asked. "I'm a tampon for not letting you drive?"
I laughed. You didn't. At least, not until you sobered up.
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There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.
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Brownies and a condom.
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Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
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Clean and bleed. Bleed and clean.
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Keep it in your pants, Day.
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Hope is the best contraceptive.
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There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this.
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Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.
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Does a toilet seat get ass?
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First the fact that the only items on open display seem to be tampons, breast pumps, and douches, making one feel as a female more soiled and wretched than even two thousand years of Catholic catechism could do.
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It's kind of like wearing a baseball cup. I want to call it the Mangina." "That's a good name for it ... Where are the other vaginas you made?" Chandler brought over to me a plastic bag and dumped out all the failed vaginas on to his drafting table.
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Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...
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There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!
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tissues, crumpled baby
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I'm getting really tired of bleeding. Someone stop the world, I want to get off.
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Susan was already rehearsing excuses in case she was caught: I just got my period and I was looking for a tissue to stuff in my underpants. Men didn't question menstruation stories. Ever. You could probably get into the White House if you said you needed a tampon ASAP.
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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We tend to do period stuff because it helps make it one step removed from boring everyday reality.
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Well, you wear underwear. That helps.
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brown paper bags from the pharmacist.
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amateur gynecology.
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What about your mom?" "She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested for various diseases. In the meantime, she ordered me to buy condoms now. She even gave me ten bucks to start my supply.
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Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody.
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Early Menstruation renders the Uteri Hard & dry; so that they ought not to prompt the early appearance by obscene books, and frequent touchings.
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Underpants! Underpants!
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I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear.
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second trimester,
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Is that a condom?" I asked.
"Yeah, basically", she said.
"But is different than a condom? Like, what do you call the product?"
"A condom.
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NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 5 DAYS A MONTH AND
DOESN'T DIE
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I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
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How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
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I'm a virgin.
But this is an old shirt.

--T-SHIRT
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I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.
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What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?
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People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.
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Planned Parenthood, we're going to get rid of that.
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I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
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My cup runneth over and I worry about the stain.
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did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus?
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Now, why don't you shove in a manpon and tug up your manties
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I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh-
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I was thinking as I bent over to receive my injection, next time I'm gonna use protection.
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Either my water just broke or I wet myself.
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A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
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Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
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Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
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For the girls with messy hair and thirsty hearts.
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The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
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Crap on a stick.
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A gift by women, for women.
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Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper that can stop a gushing razor cut in its tracks.
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The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.
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Got an issue, get a tissue.
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Do you want to have to tell the doctor at the emergency room that the reason your wound opened up was because you couldn't keep your you know what in your pants." "First of all, I don't think I'd have to say you know what in front of the doctor.
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Never trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die
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That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.
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If a girl has baby wipes in her house, but no baby - I'd say she will most likely be down to let you put it in her ass. "I
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The anger and shame of these women I hold in one hand, and the basin in the other. The distance between the two, the length I pace and try to measure, is the size of an abortion.
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I'm a big fan of teatowels and am always on the lookout for a good one.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.
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My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.
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Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
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I could only imagine the carnage that would come with talking to thirteen-year-old Lucca about my period; there would be blood, sweat, and tears, most of which came from Lucca, who'd probably sob himself into a puddle of nervous sweat. I'd be the one bleeding, of course.
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The best protection any woman can have ... is courage.
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Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
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We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.
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Stop shoving things up me. Stop shoving and stop cleaning it up. My vagina doesn't need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Not like rose petals. Don't try to decorate.
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It all comes out in the wash.
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Auburn Tigers T-shirt.
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Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!
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From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
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and a clean pocket-handkerchief. The
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I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
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Well, MacKenzie, YOU'RE the expert on toilets! It's only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!
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We need to find something to hold your pants up or it's going to be a very scandalous evening. Well, more so than it already is.
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Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
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Too. A woman should have something of her own. Doro
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Girls have periods and boys wank. Everybody.
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A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
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You know, Brodie, you're like an STD: no one wants you, everybody hates you, and you're a reminder of the devastating consequences of not using protection during sex.
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The world needs an enema.
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You leak sometimes. My pediatrician said, 'Can't you just wear pads under your clothes?' I said, 'You don't know the kind of clothes I wear on photo shoots.'
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It's different for girls.
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How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?"
You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women call me 'sperm of thunder'. I don't dare stand too close for fear I may impregnate them with just a whiff of my manhood.
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is a woman's strongest weapon.