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elephant's trumpeting
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Great steaming elephant turds!
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no one can catch the mother-effing fox
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Maori, Te'mutunga'ke'mai'o'te'rori'o'te'tangata
That uncontrollable laughter that causes milk to shoot through a Maori's nose when he sees a picture of Mike Tyson's face tattoo. Literally, 'What a fucking loser'.
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What's a miffin?"

"Trippy muffin.
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The Tezuman Empire in the jungle valleys of central Klatch is known for it organic market gardens, its exquisite craftsmanship in obsidian, feathers and jade, and its mass human sacrifices in honor of Quezovercoatl, the Feathered Boa, god of mass human sacrifices.
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What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle.
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What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
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Three quarks for Muster Mark!
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A Quarkbeast is a small hyena-shaped creature that is covered in leathery scales and often described as: 'One tenth Labrador, six-tenths velociraptor and three-tenths kitchen food blender.
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It's a bold mouse that nestles in the catts eare.
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What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.
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The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine!
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Said a skunk to a tube-rose, "See how swiftly I run, while you cannot walk nor even creep."
Said the tube-rose to the skunk, "Oh, most noble swift runner, please run swiftly!"
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cream of banana soup
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Cow - Tanith Low
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The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
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In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
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To A Squirrel At Kyle-Na-No
Come play with me;
Why should you run
Through the shaking tree
As though I'd a gun
To strike you dead?
When all I would do
Is to scratch your head
And let you go.
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Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
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Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
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The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels - know.
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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
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Maatsuyker, the wild island south of Tasmania where it rained most days of the year and the chickens blew into the sea during storms.
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Mankind is not a race of noble savages - but primitive monsters hide inside us, elusive as Sasquatch ...
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Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel?
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Hickory dickory dock my daddy's nuts from shellshock.
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Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia.
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Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
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Wat's tes-tees?" inquired a small voice. Jemmy had abandoned his rocks and was looking up at me in profound interest. "Er ... " I said. I glanced round the room in search of aid. "That's Latin for your balls, lad," Roger said gravely, suppressing a grin.
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A squirrel, Ratatosk, lives in the branches of the world-tree. It takes gossip and messages from Nidhogg, the dread corpse-eater, to the eagle and back again. The squirrel tells lies to both of them, and takes joy in provoking anger.
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Squee-squee-squawky-squiggly-squee.
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A Waft of Cheese
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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The famous jack-o-lantern mushroom, which glows at night with a greenish phosphorescent ligh called foxfire.
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approaching Kyle. The Tangs
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Teflon Panty Club
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Perched on top of the pointed nose of the
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Well, She's (She-Hulk) quippy. I'm quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -Spiderman
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If Cape wasn't your last name, what was your real one?" I asked, deathly curious now. "Ahhhh," he complained. "Pincas Huckleburr.
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face touchage"
"lame-sauce"
"Sulky McSulkerton
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Meadowlark, you are the best!
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Who is it?" I asked teasingly
"Bigfoot," Dex answered from his room.
"What do you want, Mr Foot?"
"Please, just call me Big."
I snorted. "You wish."
"You know.
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Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
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Whistle a birdcall. The mockingjay cocks its head and whistles the call right back at me. Then, to my surprise, Pollux whistles a few notes of his own. The bird answers him immediately.
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It's nice to see you. Aimee calls you Bigfoot, by the way."
"Bigfoot?"
"Yeah, you know, like a mythical creature that people say they've seen in the wild but no one knows for sure if it's real. That's you ...
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This muck heaves and palpitates. It is multi-directional and has a mayor.
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Don't worry, I'm still earthbound,' Friday called down. 'But I've found something!' 'What?' asked Melanie. 'It's a flying fox!' said Friday. 'Don't touch it!' said Melanie. 'It might bite you.
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What will this boaster produce worthy of this mouthing? The mountains are in labor; a ridiculous mouse will be born.
[Lat., Quid dignum tanto feret hic promissor hiatu?
Parturiunt montes; nascetur ridiculus mus.]
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Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
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rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.
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The tusk is a very tactile shape, looks great among the other charms and is a cool piece that I like.
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I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill. - Takumi
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Toad's ancestral home, won back by matchless valour, consummate strategy, and a proper handling of sticks.
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Tockytock, tockytock
clumped our Alpine, Edwardian cuckoo clock,
slung with strangled, wooden game.
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Deer Reeder: First may I say, sorry for any werds I spel rong. Because I am a fox! So don't rite or spel perfect.
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Inhabited by those who died in wickness,
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This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
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Good Lord, I'm regretting this now," I muttered. "I have never - ever - smelled BO this bad in my life. And I once had s'mores wit a Sasquatch."
"Hang out with him for awhile," Mort gasped. "Eventually it's not so bad."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. Not really.
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crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon.
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Ducks! Embrace me as your king!
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Who's there?" replied Alaska.
"Who."
"Who Who?"
"What are you, an owl?" I finished. Lame.
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I'm in a secret underground hideout of a group of monster hunters, filled with magical totems, brass monkeys that move and enough firepower to take over a small country.
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Irish-sparkle-fish,
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THE GRACKLE
The
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Uncle Pumblechook: a large hard-breathing middle-aged slow man, with a mouth like a fish, dull staring eyes, and sandy hair standing upright on his head, so that he looked as if he had just been all but choked, and had that moment come to.
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Summerlee burst into derisive laughter. 'A ptero-fiddlestick!' said he. 'It was a stork, if I ever I saw one.
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Hush little owl,
You're with Twi.
I got the moves to get you by.
Big bad crows.
St. Aggie's scamps
Ain't got nothin to show the champ.
I'll pop a spiral
With a twist,
Do a three-sixty
And scatter mist
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The squealing little arse-gerbil.
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Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith
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Crap on a stick.
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To the attention of the New Fiddleham Police Department: You've got my middle-C, and I would like it back.

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Please return Jackaby's tuning fork. He's getting even more obnoxious than usual.
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Poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew.
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I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.
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Hongry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum.
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Dumbo! The ninth wonder of the univoise! The woild's only flyin' elephant! - Timothy Q. Mouse
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Meeting, but first they must travel in a rattletrap submarine to the Gorgonian Grotto, a dangerous underwater cave, in search of the sugar bowl. ISBN 0-06-441014-5 - ISBN 0-06-029642-9 (lib.
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Malefic baneberry. It doesn't taste good, but one teaspoon and a skeleton would dance a jig. He
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Foxhunting ... the unspeakable pursuing the inedible.
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#3 pencils and quadrille pads.
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The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do?
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Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
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Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.
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I'm the wacky one. Wacky. Wacky.
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Mouseburger: unpretty, unspecial, unformed.
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The dot that became a speck that became a blob that became a figure that became a boy
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Turd-eating son of a flying tortoise
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I am a tarsier and a tarsier's son, the grandson and great-grandson of tarsiers, a tiny creature, made up of two pupils and whatever simply could not be left out ...
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The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees.
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No square shall enter in the circle of winners
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Whatever clunks your cowbell,
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Cogg would suddenly stand stock still. "Listen," he would say. Some feeble quack would be heard from the willow beyond the pond. "That's an easy one to tell. The frog-pippit." Then he would add, As a safety measure, "As I believe they call it in these parts."
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If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!
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The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers.Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic. From Tribe of the Teddy Bear
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Orange, Longbottom.
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Bring it on, Tinker Bell.
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Easy, wild thing.
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Hey big mouth, how do you spell triple?