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Fictions, whoppers and paradiddles.
If my Spreadeagles Wasn't so Tight I'd Loosen my Cursits on that Bunch of Maggiestraps ...
Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
Sunday night meant, in the dark, wintry, rainy Midlands ... anywhere where two creatures might stand and squeeze together and spoon ... Spooning was a fine art, whereas kissing and cuddling are calf-processes.
Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese.
Not a giggle, Hodges thought, but a titter. Given that her husband was dead, he supposed you could even call it a widder-titter.
I thawt I thaw a putty tat." "I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. "Now, then, luv, let's get down to business
For Caleb's kittens
The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.
Cuddles screamed. It wasn't a braying noise, it was an ear-slapping shriek of pure donkey outrage, like someone got hold of a foghorn and tried to strangle it.
Are you a fun-loving Tigger or a sad-sack Eeyore? Pick a camp. I think it's clear where I stand on the great Tigger/Eeyore debate!
And we all know how ladies get minks ... "
Popsy and Sandra chorused the answer together. "The same way minks get minks!
I write [music] as a sow piddles.
The horses have stopped
their clippity-clop,
but feet are too slow
for where I must go.
So here I shall stay
until light of day
when clippity-clop
gets my team underway.
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.
Mr. Long Fingers. Mr. Womb-Ticklers
A parcel of country boobies
Once upon a time there were three kittens, and their names were Mitten, Tom Kitten, and Moppet. They had dear little fur coats of their own; and they tumbled about the doorstep and played in the dust.
watching trails of mist swirl about your legs, which reminds you of a neighbor's gray kitten that arches its back, puffs up, and rubs against your ankles.
Don't you 'Kitten' me!
Miss Marple made the kind of noise that would once have been written down as 'tut-tut'.
Squee-squee-squawky-squiggly-squee.-- Eric Arvin
The gay motes that people the sunbeams.
Who knows why we tic tac? ...there's more to it than a desire to irritate.
Hello, beautiful. Just wrap those long, sexy legs around me and I'll ride you anywhere, any time you want." Talfryn
"This one's all yours. Go ahead, brother, wrap your long, sexy legs right around his waist and ride him all night long." Cadegan
Tarts and tadpoles!...The boy is still alive!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling.Play-- Chuck Berry
Yeah. You know what I think?"
What?"
So intense was Tibby, she had practically shoved the phone into her ear cavity.
She has big boobies.
Whining and panting beneath
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes all the same.
A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you!
Tioga did you wipe it on my mustache?
At Rome I love Tibur; then, like a weathercock, at Tibur Rome.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
Tockytock, tockytock
clumped our Alpine, Edwardian cuckoo clock,
slung with strangled, wooden game.
I said, 'Hey', she said, 'Hi.'
I said, 'Us', she said, 'Try,'
'And if you're thinkin strictly boots, then I'll say baby, bye bye.'
Aw, they're all cuddly. It's like watching grizzlies mate.
Ash from The Gravedigger's Brawl
The lightly-jumping, glowrin' trouts, That thro' my waters play ...
And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together.
Mr. Wiggles seems
taken with you."
"It tried to urinate on me the other day. I prefer not
to be 'taken' by something like that.
The best my mum could up with for our cat was Fluffy. Not a thought went into that one. Fluffy is the name you give to a disposable cat. A cat that, should it end up tyre gravy, is replaced by the time the kids get home from school, with nothing said.
airing the marmots
With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails.
Poor Pudge. Oh, poor poor Pudge. Do you want me to climb into bed with you and cuddle?"
"Well since you're offering
"
"NO! UP! NOW!
She seemed to bounce through life like Tigger;
Buggeration and Fuckery
Toodle-oo, demigods!
FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter.
Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything."
"There are probably ten of them patiently waiting on the far side, ready to pounce."
Brownies are shrimps. All I'd need are some heavy boots, a pair of shin guards, and a weed whacker."
The image made Kendra giggle.
My grandfather used to say that tionnax are like squirrels, they collect nuts. Ellix, guard, Viddion marah.
Back the fuck off fluffy!
Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - "
"The what?" said Seamus Finnigan, sounding revolted.
"Pus, Finnigan, pus," said Professor Sprout.
Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts.
Too much slap, not enough tickle.
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"
...
"Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.
Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow?
WHERE did you say it was?' asked Pooh.
Just here,' said Eeyore.
Made of sticks?'
Yes'
Oh!' said Piglet.
What?' said Eeyore.
I just said "Oh!"' said Piglet nervously. And so as to seem quite at ease he hummed Tiddely-pom once or twice in a what-shall-we-do-now kind of way.
Cashier: Yes, can I help you?
Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle.
Cashier: Aisle eight.
Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll give a fatherless black baby a future, you got any of those?
Cashier: Girl, if we sold those, do you think I'd be workin' here?
There are cats and cats.
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
Here and there and everywhere . . . puppies, puppies, puppies!
Snooty high heels.
. . . and tiny little ears," Luna was saying, "a bit like a hippo's, Daddy says, only purple and hairy. And if you want to call them, you have to hum; they prefer a waltz, nothing too fast. . . ." Looking
Godspeed, little taters.
What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
Hush little owl,
You're with Twi.
I got the moves to get you by.
Big bad crows.
St. Aggie's scamps
Ain't got nothin to show the champ.
I'll pop a spiral
With a twist,
Do a three-sixty
And scatter mist
Whoop-tee-fucking-do-- P.c. Cast
Let slip the dogs of champions.
Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!"
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
"I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
Old Titme the clock-settter, that bald sexton,Time.
Each of us must decide: Am I a fun-loving Tigger or am I a sad-sack Eeyore? Pick a camp.
You must always be a-waggle with LOVE.
Painted mafritty fritters frittering fitty fitty scented candelabra abra cadaver. Candle blah blah.
[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.
beaver drools in my underwear.
The fog comes on little cat feet.
Bugger off sweetheart Nanny's busy
Every mummer needs a dancing bear.
And once again we plighted our troth,
And titter'd, caress'd, kiss'd so dearly.
I'm Tetris Silas. All my pieces and parts are going to fit into all of your pieces and parts.
Did I just think about licking Liam like he was a Popsicle or something?
I've got a problem with my legs, they just can't walk past a chippy.
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
Kitty Meets the Band
Now, Rowsby Woof was the man's dog; and he was the most objectionable, malicious, disgusting brute that ever licked a man's hand. He
What about Wee Squirl? --Rose MacDonell
Pigskin crackling on my thumb, nummy nummy I hate pain.
Into the room, with great dignity, stalked One and Four. They had mud on their paws, and they naturally decided to sit on my lap. They smelt of moss and loam, and they both set up a slow, tranquil purr. Cats, I thought, are the best.
We Three Kings of Leicester Square,
Selling ladies' underwear,
So fantastic, no elastic,
Only tuppence a pair.
Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam.
Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too
never returned to the world they knew
and nobody knows what happened to
dear ickle me, pickle me, tickle me too
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"
""Hi, snack food?
You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.
At length his lonely cot appears in view,
Beneath the shelter of an aged tree;
Th' expectant wee-things, toddling, stacher thro'
To meet their Dad, wi' flichterin noise an' glee.
We are fiddle, fork, and spoon,
We are dancing with the moon,
If you'd like to steal a kiss from us,
You'd better steal one soon!
Parker: When can you start? Rainie: I can start tomorrow if you'd like. My schedule is pretty much open. All I have to keep me at home is Thomas. Parker: Ah. It figures that there'd be a man in the picture. You're too lovely to be unattached. Rainie: Thomas is a cat.
Irish-sparkle-fish,-- Anne Eliot
I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking
what to do wit ye once I got ye there. So wee Archie can just go and play at marbles
with his bollucks, aye?