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He that serves well needes not ask his wages.
Most times we would make more money in the tip boxes - they called it - than we were getting paid.
I'm the Waiter, you know!
I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.
New Rule: If you get to serve me a quarter-head of lettuce with dressing on it, which proves you could have made a salad but chose not to, then I get to pay you with an ATM receipt, which proves I have the money but you're not getting any.
How much do I owe you?Owe-- Chevy Chase
I don't get handed money - and I never will. I have to work!
I'd love to collect more tips, but you're supposed to be relaxing. Kissing me'll get you all rowdy.
Cheaper still, I might miss my tip.
These 3 topics will always generate 100+ comments of irrational/ridiculous people: Taxes, tipping, and spending on weddings.
I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and that's why I just exceedingly overtip. It's exhausting work.
The poorest service is repaid with thanks.
If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!"
Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.
By the boats in the harbor. What else would you like to know?" "You plan to keep him tomorrow night?" "I get thirty-six hours, once a month. That's 9:00 a.m. tomorrow until 9:00 p.m. Sunday. Do the math. It's not that complicated." The waiter pops in to
I am your bodyguard. That's my job. But I'll gladly take tips for my services... or services for my tips...
Was my guide a person who would expect what is vulgary called a "tip"? Or was his position so high that even to offer it would be an insult?
Who gets paid? Someone always gets paid. I'm
orders at home. Over the following
I pay people very, very well - probably more than I have to. But that costs me less money in the long run because I'm not having to constantly train somebody. I pay them enough that they don't go seeking a higher scale at the next restaurant.
Only you can tip the scale,
Render more service than you are paid for and eventually you will be paid more for less services rendered.
I always overpay or overtip when I'm upset.
You eat the room service employees every time?" Denise asked, shocked. "Of course. But don't fret on their behalf. I always tip well.
There's no free ride. Someone always pays and if you don't know who that someone is, it's probably you.
They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.
You are never giving, nor can you ever give, enough service.
On cheap tippers:"Don't take it personally; they were deprived somehow as children.
On low-fat entrees: "They sell well enough, but nobody's too happy after the meal.
I still shop at Costco. I just started tipping two years ago.
Stay keeping my cup full so I'm extra charged like a state tax.
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.
My share. I hate owing anyone anything. Don't you?
Provide more service than what you get paid for
What are you doing to serve your customers a little more every day?
I'm cold gettin' paid cause Rick said so.
The boss is not paying you. They just keep the money for you only. New customers who actually paid
You have to be generous if you want to spend your time making someone else dinner. Even if you're charging, you're still giving.
I don't like to feel that I owe anything. I like to feel that I pay my own way, no free lunch.
I've always showed up. If I got paid.
You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.
You have reminded me of how alien I found the concept of acquaintances splitting the bill when I first arrived in your country. I had been raised to favour mutual generosity over mathematical precision in such matters; given time both work equally well to even a score.
Funny thing about payment is that it isn't the buyer of the goods or services that gets to set it. It's the seller. That's me.
I kinda like where I am. If I'm recognized all the time, I have to leave better tips in restaurants.
I'm not getting paid right now. No pay, no critique.
I'm a believer in paying your dues.
Always I pay. Always I pay. How do you know Gelli? What do you want? How much do you want?
Everyone takes pleasure in returning small obligations, many people acknowledge moderate ones; but there are only a scarce few who do not pay great ones with ingratitude.
Please send me a bill for your services through" - he looked at his watch - "through today," he said. "And you'll pay it with a rubber check," I said.
Offers for me to play dances, society parties, even churches, were now coming in regularly. For most dates I was paid the sum of one dollar per hour, and they always tipped me at the end of the night.
Just charge me with the usual.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Halfpenny a head. That's right. Anyone without a head gets in free.
I expect to get paid if I do something.
Always give your customer something.
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
You're probably thinking I owe you my life."[Chris]
"No." she [Becca] snapped.
"Just sixty bucks."
"You charge for the hero act?" [Chris]
A fair day's wages for a fair day's work.
There is all the different in the world between paying and being paid.
If you're passing the buck, don't ask for change.
If you have to pay a bill, always make it look as if the amount is of no consequence.
If you can't pay the bill, I'll pay it for you."
"Thanks," I said, and turned my head to the side. "But in exchange for what?
You must think I am a high-priced man ... Fifteen dollars is enough for the job. I send you a receipt for fifteen dollars, and return to you a ten-dollar bill.
Give more, don't expect not to be repaid. Give more thanks for what you haven't expected but received!
just thinkin' a fine
Usually do that unless you giveGive-- Kathy Reichs
Always give more in service, than you receive in payment, and customers will beat a path to your door.
Do I get paid, too?'
'Yes,' he said without hesitation. This scared me, because Crawley gave money like bulls gave milk: not at all, and you get gored for asking. If he had already decided this was a paying job, it must be horrible beyond words.
Cashier." Turnover
Once you add value, you get paid
Charge for something and make more than you spend.
Reward is a happy customer - and an empty plate.
I don't like when people pay for me.
As a young man, my father taught me a valuable lesson: never be afraid to accept a handout. Not a hand-up, mind you, as hand-ups invariably entail doing some sort of "work" at some later point. That shit's flat-out distasteful.
Come on, please let me pay for lunch. You don't have a job!
Before taking his leave of a premises, the dustman would request either beer or a tip for his trouble, quaintly known in the trade as 'sparrows'.
Courtesy is the one coin you can never have too much of or be stingy with.
You pay by the hour, even if the job only takes five minutes. I don't do fractions.
I hate any kind of owing of anything.
Here are the bills again, I always dread them a little. They are familiar presences: first in the mail box, then in the bill drawer, now on the desk. Services Rendered. "My life is dependent on services rendered."
You get to give.
I think a person who arranges the event and orders the food also picks up the check - even the birthday person, even when people at the table insist on paying for the birthday person.
God is a sure paymaster. He may not pay at the end of every week, or month, or year, but I charge you remember that He pays in the end.
It's a cash and carry world. Sometimes you pay a little. Mostly it's a lot. Sometimes, it's everything you have.
I don't have anything to pay you with now," Blake said, turning toward Chaos. "But just tell me how much, and I'll make sure this debt is paid."
Chaos shrugged. "Dude, I owe Beckett. Just let him know."
Blake nodded and stood. Of course. Everyone owes Beckett something.
There's a surcharge on van repairs."
"What kind of surcharge?"
"I'm a sir and I'm making a charge.
Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.
So here my check. Overdue and overdrawn.
Cash it in hell.
I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.
Tithe in kind where your spirit is fed.
If service is the rent you pay for your existence on this earth, are you behind in your rent?
What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do
If you do well you'll get no thanks and if you get into trouble you will get no help. Does that suit you?
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
I've got a tip." "Me, too. Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet.
My score grows ever longer, and the day when it will all have to be totted up, like a long-time drunkard's bill in an alehouse, draws ever nearer. However will I pay?
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
A frequent favour is soon a debt
Do not be shy to call customers who owe you money. It works.
You know its shape, since you have it. Give it up, and be paid. Or don't - and be paid, hani, be paid then too.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.