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Don't panic and carry a towel
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Nothing takes the romance and grandeur out of life than scrubbing stains out of sheets.
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I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.
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I'm a big fan of teatowels and am always on the lookout for a good one.
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It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.
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The saga of semen stained sheets continues.
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.
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If you throw in your towel, someone may pick it up and use it better than you.
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In the garden of tabloid delight, there is always a clean towel and another song.
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It all comes out in the wash.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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rashers of bacon.
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brown paper bags from the pharmacist.
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the mangle in the laundry.
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I lost myself there - my mind imaging what was under his towel and what I would like to do to him. - Emma
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One hand washes the other.
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If an angry bull is running toward you, and your pants become wet despite holding the red cloth, make sure the other side of the cloth is white.
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Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.
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All will come out in the washing.
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...linen is a fabric that wrinkles like Jack Nicholson's balls without Botox.
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A sponge has that much absorbent capability and after a while you can pour water over it and nothing stays.
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In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Got an issue, get a tissue.
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The handkerchief is the universal utensil of the seasoned traveler. It can be a sanitizing device, a seat cover, a dust mask, a garrote, a bandage, a gag, or a white flag. One may feel well-prepared with nothing but a pocket square.
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She would seize every opportunity to dive into the bathroom, in a swirl of white towels, and once in there she was as hard to dislodge as a limpet from a rock.
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Apparel, n.: There are times I don't mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.
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Take my handkerchief, Scarlett. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known
you to have a handkerchief.
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Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.
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If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.
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She'd rinsed and dried the romaine lettuce with paper towels.
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What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.
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LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."
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Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
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Though auditing a class at the Sorbonne taught by Luce Irigaray and titled The Mother-Daughter Relationship: The Darkest of Dark Continents, Claire had followed maternal example by setting out guest towels.
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Listen, Dim Sum, you little fuck fuck, I didn't pay a hundred dollars for a fucking towel rub.
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out for the laundry. 'When
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Where do you even buy a black lace handkerchief? Widows R Us?
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Dylan Quinn's knickers,
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I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.
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The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.
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You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
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drenching his shirt with saltwater
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his shirt and hauled the fine linen up, and off.
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blue shower curtain
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If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!
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The amount of relief and comfort experienced by the sick after the skin has been carefully washed and dried, is one of the commonest observations made at a sick bed.
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My brother, who grew up with three sisters, was I won't say how many years old when he finally realized that he did not have to wrap the towel around his chest when he came out of the shower.
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for cleanliness, that's a dirty
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Saracen had finished his barley and was happily chewing at the corner of a sheet that had been spread across a hedge to dry. He had once discovered a tablecloth, and ever since had been optimistic about the effects of dragging cloths off the top of things.
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Underwear is the female second skin.
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You smell good, too," said Patch
It's called a shower." I was staring straight ahead. When he didn't answer, I turned sideways. "Soap. Shampoo. Hot water."
Naked. I know the drill.
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Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?
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people; 'Manners like a creased polyester shirt
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All this talk of folds and rods and buttons. Are we copulating or sewing draperies?
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After enlightenment, the laundry.
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I like to hang out clothes on windy days. Sometimes that's all I feel like. A sheet on a line.
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How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.'
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Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics.
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Bed sheet, if you please. I'll leave my dignity here.
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We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.
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Granny panties. White as a flag, but with no surrender.
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In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie, socks, pants and tails. Your other clothes are soaking wet.
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Everything truly important is washable.
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fashioned of flowing silk or jersey,
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Wearing your clothes or standing in the shower for over an hour, pretending
that this skin is your skin, these hands your hands,
these shins, these soapy flanks
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Stained raincoats, I reckon." "And shitpaper stuck to their shoes.
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I'm into cotton underwear. I dont need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy.
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I like everything to be washable, myself included.
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
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Washed clean like a porcelain, with housewifely care ...
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We need to boil water. We need clean towels," Ava announced, following too. "She ain't birthin' no baby! She's got a gunshot wound!" Indy shouted. "I know that!" Ava shouted back. "But we need a sterile environment.
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We should wash our dirty linen at home.
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I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry.
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Unthinkable clothing
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It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire was French and therefore knew nothing about hygiene or shower gel.
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Dodie could often be seen at the club, clutching a white terry-cloth towel in one hand, her cigarette holder in the other, as she pedaled away on one of the club's stationary bikes.
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I'll be washed and ironed. I'll be washed and ironed and starched.
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Not enough." Margo rose and tucked the towel in place. " Come on, let's go stuff her in a locker. For old time's sake.
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When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
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I'm never letting you do my laundry. Again."
"I didn't know the red towel was in there," Prophet protested.
"You did it on purpose to get out of doing laundry."
"Maybe. But it worked."
"Fucking impossible.
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Need help washing other places?"
"Yeah. I'm really dirty."
"I can't believe you said that with a straight face."
"I can't believe you'll do it anyway.
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I have daddy issues. So I keep tissues on me at all times.
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We used to get one room and we'd park the vehicle outside, everybody would all take showers and we'd steal towels because we knew we wasn't gonna have enough towels for all five of us to shower.
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Underpants! Underpants!
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Be someone's security blanket when theirs is in the wash.
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What the hell? Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet, and he'd worn them to please her. Too bad there hadn't been enough time for the underwear to meet with an unfortunate accident. A lot could be blamed on a washing machine.
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Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.
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I'd like to own you. You keep standing there much longer in that little rinky-dink towel, and you're going to feel how much you own me in about two seconds." I
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To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.
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Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He knew it. It was my last beating. From him.
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The cloth shivers in the ocean wind, held down by plates and cutlery.
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If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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Clean and bleed. Bleed and clean.
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I'm a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets.
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There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.
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abs you could do laundry on, the
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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Dear family,

I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine