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I am guilty of buying way too many gadgets - way too many! And though I try to keep things nice and orderly, sometimes I get distracted and stick saucepans where the stockpots should go.
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I find the single most valuable tool in my darkroom is my trash can
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People aren't tidy creations to be stacked neatly in the Tupperware or poured in premeasured quantities from a box into the Cuisinart with no spills; everybody alive is a lost and disastrous mess.
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Old post cards, tin wind-up toys with rusted gears, buttons long out of fashion, ticket stubs found in a shoebox in the attic - these are the things Alice likes, not new stuff that comes sealed in plastic.
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Tangerine clam, and a professional desktop computer that suggested a Zen ice cube. Like bell-bottoms that turn up in the
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Oh, God," Shannon moans. "We have to boil water," I tell Kenny. "She wants Cup-a-Soup?" "No, it's to sterilize things." "What's that?" I start rummaging through my house looking for anything useful. I get a knife, scissors, salad tongs, clothespins, a bottle of whiskey. Kenny
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Beware of curiously shaped or oddly-got-up bottles: you are likely to be paying for the parcel rather than what is wrapped up in it.
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I buy things through the ShopStyle app on my phone, then have them delivered to a neighbour so Oliver doesn't see them arrive. When he's out, I collect them, cut off the labels, and bury them deep in the recycling box under the wine bottles.
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You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I'm Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat.
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The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.
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My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
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Bare essentials. Like packing for paradise when you know you're boarding the barge to hell.
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Some things we pack away, stick in the back of the closet, never expect to see again - but we can't quite make ourselves discard them. Like
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My wife collects knickknacks.
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The most important piece in the house is the garbage can.
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What are your possessions but things you keep and guard for fear you may need them tomorrow?
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I'm a big fan of teatowels and am always on the lookout for a good one.
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Scrolls, notebooks, tablet computers, daggers, and a large bowl filled with jelly beans,
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Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
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You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
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I'm a total stationery fiend - I have drawers and drawers of lovely printed cards and wrapping paper.
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The average food item on a U.S. grocery shelf has traveled farther than most families go on their annual vacations.
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I like that the Mall serves as our national Tuppaware, reliable and empty, waiting to be filled with potluck whatever.
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What's that?"
"The laundry basket?"
"No, next to it."
"I don't see anything next to it."
"It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small.
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I'm a sucker for packaging!
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I bought a gun safe with velvet shelves and a built-in dehumidifier to house the hundreds of original [Barbara] Stanwyck letters I amassed that I first kept in the lettuce crisper of a refrigerator in my basement.
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In this uncertain world, the food is disposable. It is the wrappings that are permanent.
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Food is one of the great organizing tools.
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I like old fashioned things. We have these old wine buckets at the restaurant and none of them match.
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Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.
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* * * Lunchbox
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When we unwrap presents, I tend to sit there with a bin liner trying to collect up the wrapping paper and thinking about which pieces I can reuse and which I will recycle.
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Whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware.
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For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.
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My mother never met a gadget she didn't like. There were tube pans for baking the angel food cakes my father could have after his first heart attack, and Bundt pans and loaf pans and baking pans and grilling pans.
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Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.
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You think Tide is better, or All?'
'Which has a prettier box?' I ask.
'I don't want a pretty box. I want a dude box.'
Uh-huh,' I deadpan. 'You want a dude box of laundry detergent.'
'Yes, I do.'
'Good luck with that.
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Gold wrapped old crap.
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When we go to the store, we bring home more than food - we bring home traces of broader environmental problems. But we can use our shopping carts and dinner plates to help solve some of those problems.
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If I don't have room for an item, I put it in warehouses.
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Backup backpacks.
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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
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Honestly, the secret to impressing people is this: individual portions, packaged in mason jars. I
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the sleeves of my chocolate-scented T-shirt.
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Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more.
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The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
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A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.
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Faced with a choice between the survival of the planet and a new set of matching tableware, most people would choose the tableware.
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A leather bag filled with food and a flask of hot tea.
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Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and if I'll be able to find more.
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Cherishables," I agreed. "Lovely little finds that have tiny value but lots of heart. Tea tins, picture frames, old perfume bottles. Half the fun is finding them, and the other half imagining where they came from.
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What's the one thing - not two things, not three, not four, but the one big thing - in the box?
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I like things clean, and I have a biannual clean-out of my apartment. I throw out raggedy things and things I never wear, and there's a Goodwill around the corner for anything worthwhile.
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People often ask me what I recommend, no doubt expecting me to reveal some hitherto secret storage weapon. But I can tell you right
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Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?
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People who put slipcovers, doilies, plastic protectors, and cellophane on everything good that they own rarely live to see an occasion so good that all these covers are removed.
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In the trunk of her car, my mother used to keep a collapsible easel, a clutch of brushes, a little wooden case stocked with tubes of paint, and, tucked into the spare-tire well, one of my father's old, tobacco-stained shirts, for a smock.
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On the delivery plate of the Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesizer was a small tray, on which say three bone china cups and saucers, a bone china jug of milk, a silver teapot full of the best tea Arthur had ever tasted and a small printed note saying Wait.
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Up the narrow stairs and into the kitchen. Rosie's mother looked around and made a face as if to indicate that it did not meet her standards of hygiene, containing as it did, edible foodstuffs. "Coffee? Water?" Don't say wax fruit. "Wax fruit?" Damn.
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Carrie, sitting there over your coffee cup in a wasteland of worn-out silver wedding rings, feeding yourself confections of motherhood like the display cakes in the bakery where you worked- all trimming over cardboard.
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Seasoned life of man preserved and stored up in books.
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I throw away stacks of newspaper and catalogs, bills that probably went unpaid for years, plastic bags of hangers and wires, and the hockey stick.
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Long aprons with starch. Off in the drawing room, it sounded like bees buzzing. Missus showed
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Compressed into boxes, packed in sawdust, ... trussed up in sacks, roped up like hams ...
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Rubbish!" screamed a fat, elderly woman, in Richard's ear, as he passed her malodorous stall. "Junk!" She continued. "Garbage! Trash! Offal! Debris! Come and get it! Nothing whole or undamaged! Crap, tripe, and useless piles of shit. You know you want it.
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I carry a knife with me so I can cut images out of cardboard boxes. I'm always cutting cardboard. Especially every Thursday, which is recycling day.
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Foie gras and caviar tureens. About
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Content," huh? Ha! Where's the container?
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I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets. Only this can account for the fact that I own two melon ballers.
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A collection of takeout boxes slumped together like old men in bad weather.
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Everything from a lifetime's worth of collecting things. You know as we go through life, and something stays and ends up on your shelf and lives there until you die? Just those little things.
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rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.
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Clean this place out. I want hard drives, gadgets, papers, circuit boards, everything. Grab the pencil sharpener if it looks interesting.
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One of the most necessary things when you're writing? The waste basket.
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What's thinking? You live in a grandly appointed house, but spend all your time rummaging around in the attic for any little trinket you hadn't known was there.
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You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.
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Trash can!
Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I'd eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn't actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.
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What have you got in there you little bastard?
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The black hardrubber bathtub stopper at the Parker house.
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The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets
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The thing about my fridge is, it's a family fridge, so there's a little of something everybody likes in there.
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Figurines and souvenirs and kickshaws and mementos and gewgaws and bric-a-brac, everything either useless to begin with or ornamented so as to disguise its use; acres of luxuries, acres of excrement.
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I collect a lot of eco-friendly shopping bags that serve to separate my shoes other and other small stuff in my luggage.
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Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
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I have three boxes on my desk: In, Out, and Too Hard.
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Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine)
What? Afraid I'm going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)
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I don't live for stuff and things, and if I had to live in a cardboard box, I would put curtains on it.
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Marathon tidying produces a heap of garbage. At this stage, the one disaster that can wreak more havoc than an earthquake is the entrance of that recycling expert who goes by the alias of "mother.
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A bag of apples, a pot of homemade jam, a scribbled note, a bunch of golden flowers, a coloured pebble, a box of seedlings, an empty scent bottle for the children ... Who needs diamonds and van-delivered bouquets?
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Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.
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When it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty "just adding water." Now I want to bang the tube against the countertop and have a five-course meal pop out. If it comes with plastic silverware and a plate that self-destructs, all the better.
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hung on the rack, besides numerous other small portable articles of vertu that
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These things you treasure, how often they're somebody else's trash.
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Ah, I like the look of packing crates! A household in preparation for a journey! ... Something full of the flow of life, do you understand? Movement, progress ...
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Those called penny bags. Each of them got a brand-new penny on the bottom. The light reflecting off the penny supposed to confuse the flies, so they don't come around and bother the food, although every time I see a fly, they confused enough already. Know what I mean?" Queenie chuckled.
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Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in.
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Eleanor fixated on all the small luxuries strewn and tucked around the house. Packs of cigarettes, newspapers, magazines ... Brand-name cereal and quilted toilet paper. His refrigerator was full of things you tossed into the cart without thinking about it just because they sounded good.
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Boxes
We built walls of cardboard
thinking they would keep us safe.
And they did.
Until the flames
came.
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people who can't stay tidy can be categorized into just three types: the "can't-throw-it-away" type, the "can't-put-it-back" type, and the "first-two-combined" type.