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My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.
Only few people know that Turkey is the vegetarians' paradise.
Flaming Christmas puddings followed the turkey.
The turkeys I eat are raised on farms. They're different. They've signed on the dotted line.
THANKSGIVING DAY. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys; they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.
Armageddon chickens.
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.
Bear in mind how valuable a secular Turkey is for the world.
After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I knew I needed to do everything in my power to protect these friendly and curious birds from the daily pain and suffering they endure on factory farms.
A turkey is fed for a thousand days by a butcher; every day confirms to its staff of analysts that butchers love turkeys "with increased statistical confidence.
Your choice of people to associate with, both personally and business-wise, is one of the most important choices you make. If you associate with turkeys, you will never fly with the eagles.
Seagulls ... slim yachts of the element.
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
chooks. You cannot go away and leave
I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey.
Turkey is fine, but if I don't have the sides, forget about it. And cornbread stuffing is at the center of my plate. I will have about six sides and then a little bit of turkey and gravy.
Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old.
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot ...
I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.
Thanksgiving creates abundance.
poachers and Methodies, of course. Oh,
Why would a farmer lock the doors of his turkey farm?
Birds coming home to roost.
I have been to Turkey almost every summer holiday of my life and pretty much only on summer holidays, which makes me a very shallow Turk indeed.
I wonder what's for dinner.
The clouds, - the only birds that never sleep.
You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.
Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living;
Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving.
With that much meat on her bones, we can have the whole family over for Thanksgiving this year." Dreadful holiday, that Thanksgiving. Condoning the slaughter of lovely birds.
What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my business.
Pel-i-cans, their beaks hold more than their bellies can.
It's so simple to create a delicious holiday meal without animal cruelty. I promise no one will miss the turkey!
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter.
Atkins knows two kinds of birds: seagulls and the ones that aren't seagulls.
I like doves. They look so beautiful, like a woman. For me they represent peace and love and purity. And sometimes they're seen as the messengers of God, so they're important to me because I'm a Christian.
Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
There were always the birds
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars.
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken?
The horse and the cow, the rabbit and the cat, the deer and the hare, the pheasant and the lark, please us better as friends than as meat.
Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys.
Turkey is a European country, an Asian country, a Middle Eastern country, Balkan country, Caucasian country, neighbor to Africa, Black Sea country, Caspian Sea, all these.
I'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal.
Cooking turkey every year doesn't have to be monotonous - I want people to always mix it up using different spices and preparations.
Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.
The feasant hens of Colchis, which have two ears as it were consisting of feathers, which they will set up and lay down as they list.
Birds are the first and the greatest performers.
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat ... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
The turkey has a destiny which ends on San Martino's day.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.
Do you know what we Turks think is the best Turkish delight? The Turkish woman. She is the best Turkish delight.
Envy and greed starve on a steady diet of thanksgiving.
I hate dry turkey. I may have over-basted it. Who am I kidding, though? No such thing. You'll eat my fucking turkey and lick your fingers when you're done.
Turkey has a young and growing population. Until recently, this was perceived as a problem, a burden that Turkey would bring to the E.U. But it is, in fact, an asset that can help the population deficit of the E.U. and the economic growth of Turkey.
The parrot holds its food for prim consumption as daintily as any debutante, [with] a predilection for pot roast, hashed-brown potatoes, duck skin, butter, hoisin sauce, sesame seed oil, bananas and human thumb.
Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.
Albatrosses and penguins are the last birds I'd want to murder.
Ostrich is a very lean meat. Bison is a very lean meat. Chicken is a very lean meat. Notice something about my favorite meats?
Swans in the winter air
A white perfection have
The Carrion Crow and Turkey-Buzzard possess great power of recollection, so as to recognise at a great distance a person who has shot at them, and even the horse on which he rides.
grandmothers. Elephants
Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'.
There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants to build a gravy pipeline.
[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like the battle of the kite and snake; whichever destroys the other, leaves a destroyer the less for the world.
I tore the crusts off my grilled cheese sandwich and set them aside to throw out for the birds. Their motives were pure
hunger, thirst, shelter
and they didn't mind leftovers.
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. For my money, they are the bird.
Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls ... For me they will always be glorious birds.
But who does hawk at eagles with a dove?
It has thrown off its disguise as a meal and has revealed itself to me for what it is, a large dead bird. I'm eating a wing. It's the wing of a tame turkey, the stupidest bird in the world, so stupid it can't even fly any more. I am eating lost flight.
Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili.
I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.
I love to cook a meal for the so-called holidays. You always need the turkey. I like making a good BBQ brisket as well.
Food for the native Ewoks.
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
Afrikander cattle.
Tiny quails may not seem as impressive as a mammoth turkey, but there is something refreshing about a spread of individual birds on the Christmas table.
Madelaine: I guess it's up to you to carve the turkey.
Angel: Come on, bro, show me how to carve up this bird.
Francis: Start at the breast, Angel. God knows, you should know how to do that.
Everyone likes birds. What wild creature is more accessible to our eyes and ears, as close to us and everyone in the world, as universal as a bird?
A fine morning's killing, ay! All their necks wrung - all dead birds! Once they could fly - fly and swim! Fly and swim! All dead now - and sold cheap in the open market!
Squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, mice,
Moles with fur like sable,
Gathered in good spirits all,
Round the festive table.
Sit we down to eat and drink.
Friends, before we do, let's think,
Fruit of forest, field and banks,
To the seasons we give thanks.
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter's house - obviously, they'll have a turkey with all-white meat.
It's not like I invited you. Oh, and shotgun. I'm not sitting next to the turkey.
the large black birds swirling and dispersing over
I just love chickens.
Hast thou named all the birds without a gun?
Bird of Wide Experience I
Carnivorous unicorns, I thought.
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
You first parents of the human race ... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
Scavenger birds love the taste of human flesh, a fact most humans would have no way of knowing.
I inherited the old family turkey farm, and I'm turning it into a fun place to go for my kids.
Feathers needed, swan preferred.
Peanuts/Peanut Butter
Our main deal is pastured livestock. So we have beef cattle, pigs, turkeys, laying chickens, meat chickens, rabbit, lamb and ducks - egg-layer ducks.
Birds are the most accomplished aeronauts the world has ever seen. They fly high and low, at great speed, and very slowly. And always with extraordinary precision and control.