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Whoop-tee-fucking-do-- P.c. Cast
What the heck is this, a trivet?"
"I AM WAFFLE FACE!
It's not tiddlywinks now, is it?..... NZ Rugby Legend
I'm just the last English twit, really.
Apologies are totally inadequate,' shouted Uncle Wattleberry. 'Nothing short of felling you to the earth with an umbrella could possibly atone for the outrage. You are a danger to the whisker-growing public. You have knocked my hat off, pulled my whiskers, and tried to remove my nose.
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!
Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.
There's nothing sadder than a sobbing waffle.
Hey, my spaghetti's moving!" cried Mr. Twit, poking around in it with his fork.
"It's a new kind," Mrs. Twit said, taking a mouthful from her own plate which of course had no worms. "It's called Squiggly Spaghetti. It's delicious. Eat it up while it's nice and hot.
A Waft of Cheese
Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it.
Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
You twirl a mean pizza, Honey...
Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's
Sounded like a load of waffle to me."
"There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.
I thawt I thaw a putty tat." "I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. "Now, then, luv, let's get down to business
It's a great day for TWA.
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
contemptuous cough
Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence? I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next door? Twatwaffles Anonymous?
U r a ' Be Eye Tea See Hutch'!!!.
Have a drink, Coughffles."
"Stop it with the names!" I laughed and coughed.
Pipe it, shuck-face,
Hush little owl,
You're with Twi.
I got the moves to get you by.
Big bad crows.
St. Aggie's scamps
Ain't got nothin to show the champ.
I'll pop a spiral
With a twist,
Do a three-sixty
And scatter mist
Woord is but wynd; leff woord and tak the dede.
You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk!
Who the rut is that Nubrevnan Windwitch? And: He should really learn how to button a shirt.
I'm still kinda old-school. We're twittering, and we're all twitterers. And we write tweets. The only thing I don't love is twits.
Don't hold me to anything in the book. I'm a waffler. I like wafflers. They said John Kerry was a waffler, but I admired him for that - showed he could change his mind.
What's TGIF mean?" I
Wabe. Maybe it's initials for something like Will All Babies Expectorate.
Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: The cow says moo!
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John McCain laughed and said, What an idiot! It's 'The Tweeter.'
Wag and the world wags with you.
Let the world wagge, and take mine ease in myne Inne.
You can't be a winner if you're a whiner ... wiener.
Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type.
The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view
"Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily as he turned around to face Zane again. He frowned suddenly. "Is beefcake one word or two?"
Zane laughed. "Who cares when you've got a great ass?
I was wondering if you would like to come over and assist me in going over those photographs." Malcolm said without any preamble. His voice was distracted and distant, and it rankled me.
"I don't know," I told him. "Are you going to stick your tongue in my twat and then run away again?
Travis tapped my apple with his fork. "You gonna eat that, Pidge?"
"No, you can have it, Baby."
Heat consumed my ears when America's head jerked to look at me.
"It just came out," I said, shaking my head. I peeked up at Travis, whose expression was a mixture of amusement and adoration.
Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. It ends like this: Poo-tee-weet?
K-k-keep your helmet on. T-t-toothless doing his BEST.
Not a giggle, Hodges thought, but a titter. Given that her husband was dead, he supposed you could even call it a widder-titter.
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
Oh, fiddle-faddle.
You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!
My voice was jus' a duck fart in a hurrycane.
What's shaking, Gatorbait?
Why do you call me Buttercup?
Hurry up, Hodgeyboy! You run like a fat badger after Sunday tea." Mibbitwiss
H.M.," said the Woggle-Bug, pompously, "means Highly Magnified; and T.E. means Thoroughly Educated. I am, in reality, a very big bug, and doubtless the most intelligent being in all this broad domain."
"How well you disguise it," said the Wizard.
Tut!' I said. 'What did you say?' 'I said "Tut!"' 'Say it once again, and I'll biff you where you stand. I've enough to endure without being tutted at.
I thought this was a matter of some urgency, Harry." "It is," I said. "But I fell from the sky today. I could use a couple of waffles.
I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar
fiddlesticks" and
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
Cold as a bitch's tit." "It's 'witch's.'" "Why? Doesn't matter," Eve said quickly. "Neither way makes sense. If somebody's a witch, why do they put up with cold tits? I'm a bitch, and twenty-four hours ago, my tits were plenty warm.
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon.
Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with the name just given to her baby niece. It was pronounced shuh-TEED but was in fact spelled "Shithead.
There's nothing my brothers and I didn't put a hole in. We turned our home into a Wiffle house.
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig!
Oh well," McWatt sang, "what the hell.
Why can't I just eat my waffle?
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
Worldfoam. I like that. It sounds fluffy.
Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?
You can call me Mama T anytime.
Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane
Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole.
When Steve Ballmer calls me wacko, I consider that a compliment.
Don't leave me. I need you, just you. I don't want to be round anyone else, but you, Tweet.
[To Jean Harlow, who repeatedly mispronounced her first name:] No, no, Jean. The t is silent, as in Harlow.
Knock knock. War's where! Which war? The Twwinns. Knock knock. Woos without! Without what? An apple. Knock knock.
A sound waiting to be a word.
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.
Maori, Te'mutunga'ke'mai'o'te'rori'o'te'tangata
That uncontrollable laughter that causes milk to shoot through a Maori's nose when he sees a picture of Mike Tyson's face tattoo. Literally, 'What a fucking loser'.
In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind!
Wuttaya say."
"Bill's inside," Lucille said. "Get me a drink, willya, Harry?"
"Sure.
You stupid piece of warm bacon.
You're very welcome, Nina Zenik. You may repay me in the customary way." "Waffles?" "Lots of them.
There are few things less stylish than a boring, self absorbed twit ...
blatherskate," I
A 'T' for Tess, a 'T' for Toby.
Mom," said Peter, "nobody thinks you're a lackwit, if that's what you're worried about."
Lackwit? In what musty drawer of some dead English professor's dust-covered desk did you find that word? I assure you that never in my worst nightmares did I ever suppose that I was a lackwit.
You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was.
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
...Oh, it's twue! It's twue!
Tiddlywinks, tiddlywinks, I want to play tiddlywinks, chanted Ramona, shaking her head back and forth.
The man glanced up. "Hello. Tweeter tells me you're Kody, a fellow Mundanian, newly arrived, and you want to compare notes." "Uh, yes, in essence," Kody agreed, taken aback. All that from one tweet? Well, maybe it did fit within 140 characters.
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.
Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith
Tuck in your tail, little duck.
Whuppins were like kid taxes we paid with our behinds.
No better than Bellyfluff, Sillystuff, or Starchyruff;
Pardon me, Highness, a women waits whithout."
"Whithout what?