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She had a heart like a Twinkie, full of oversweet goo, yes, a real junk-food heart.
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What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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the best choice we have on the menu tonight.
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Burgers the size of your fist.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Nothing beats the original Krispy Kreme.
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A fusty nut with no kernel.
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Friendship Bread
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My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream.
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Want a sugar cube?- Finnick Odair,
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I like crunchy things like Baked Lays.
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Your toaster's a puff.
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Sweets to the sweet.
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Lets go eat a God damn snack
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Apple, candy apple, funnel cake, cotton candy, and a root beer float.
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Roll me in sugar and call me a fuckin jelly-doughnut!
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Dakota pulled a lollipop out of his pocket before quickly unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth.
What kind of vampire sucks on human candy?
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It's just a cookie, sweetheart.
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She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice.
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Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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Virgil takes a slightly mashed Twinkie from his pocket and sets this on the counter between us and Ralph. "How old is that?" I murmur. "These things have enough preservatives in them to keep them on the shelves until 2050," Virgil whispers.
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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My childhood memories seem to be wreathed in the twin and far from harmonious olfactory sensations of patchouli oil and caustic soda.
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Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.
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If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White
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Sin on a hot biscuit.
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...I thought you would like something a touch more substantial after weeks of eating nothing but"-she picked up a box of Pop-Tarts, squinting at the label as she read the ingredients-"high-fructose corn syrup.
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I'm the king of brownie sundaes!
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Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
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Faeries like pizza?" I asked.
"Oh, Harry," Toot said breathlessly. "Haven't you ever had pizza before?"
"Of course I have," I said.
Toot looked wounded. "And you didn't share?
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I'd have apple pie. You break through the crust and it's juicy underneath.
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This danish is too sweetish to finish.
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This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
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Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything ... to go!
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Please Tell me what your favorite flavor of ice cream... is
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These are delicious! What are they?"
"Double chocolate chip with peanut butter filling."
"They're the second best thing I've ever tasted."
I laughed. "You said the same thing at dinner."
"I recently readjusted the ranking.
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vanilla with a twist.
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T-shirt that read I'M A GLEEK.
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I have the biggest sweet tooth, and just recently a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Original introduced a doughnut inspired by me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon-sugar doughnut with sea salt, drizzled with honey and Nutella.
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Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
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I guess trick, Delicious. I am flat out of sweetness.
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Cinnamon Treat Green Smoothie
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Cowboy up, cupcake.
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My guilty pleasure is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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stuffing my face with fun-size Kit Kats. Which, for the record, are way less fun than full-size Kit Kats. I
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God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes.
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When I grew up, I always ate Frosties Kelloggs.
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Plain fresh bread, its crust shatteringly crisp. Sweet cold butter. There is magic in the way they come together in your mouth to make a single perfect bite.
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I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams."
Thor narrowed his eyes. "Cold?"
"Downright icy."
Thor crossed his arms over his chest and told him self he was not pouting like a five-year-old. "I want Milk Duds.
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French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.
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I just really want a milkshake
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Cloud root beer floats and moon grilled cheeses. But their favorite food is stardust.
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Hakko Drazlip and the Tootle Froots.
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Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
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Exactly," said Maddie. "What's your favorite flavor?"
"I bet I can guess," said Simone. "Chocolate."
"Strawberry," said Maddie.
Losers. It was vanilla.
"Vanilla," said Seth.
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plate stacked high with chocolate waffles (slutty pancakes, he called them).
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Pick 'treat'. Please, for the love of God, pick 'treat'. -Trick
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Desserts. I ordered banoffee pie.
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I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.
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Piece of cake. Or toast, in your case. I'll stuff your toast, baby.
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Is there an island where people are awesome to each other with Starburst and Diet Pepsi?
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Susie, the Weight Watchers leader, helped herself to a second helping of the sweet potatoes with the marshmallows on top,
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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What is the male equivalent of Bimbo?
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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A small cup of the deceivingly cheerful cherry-red syrup
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Earlier today I was eating a nugget.
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I like twinsets, and I'm famous for always wearing crop tops.
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A nasty surprise in a sandwich
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I have brought you half of my pancakes," said Gollie.
"And I have removed one of my outrageous socks," said Bink. "It's a compromise bonanza!
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I always have to have a six pack or twelve pack of Entenmann's doughnuts in my house, no other brand.
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So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We could even put a cherry on top. (Talon)
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ordered two crispy tacos, a bean burrito, and a medium Pepsi. At
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I have vivid memories of going to Pizza Hut and enjoying a thin crust pizza and a jug of Pepsi, and, getting high stacks of buttermilk pancakes with syrup.
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Old Fashioned Boston Brown Bread
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a bag of wet farts. But
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What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.
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Brownies and a condom.
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I want your womanizing mama's-boy football-player butt all to myself and if I catch you with any Twinkies or beautify queens or anyone else, you'd better run fast because I will hunt you down.
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I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos.
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Johnnie Walker in the tea, Jim Beam in the coffee
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Lucy took a single plain donut from the bag and held it for me to take a bite. Tender and light and still warm from the frying. Not too sugary.
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What have you eaten today?"
"Humble pie, my own words, and a little crow. All three taste like shit.
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My guilty pleasure is sugar.
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Think I'll go eat me a doughnut and take me a nap.
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Bonkie bit Garp!"
Garp bit Bonkie
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Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
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I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.
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cereal and went out into the
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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
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You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?"
"Everything," I said. "I just ate everything.
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Six biscuits, crow, hydrant!
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Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough.
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No fucking popcorn? No Junior Mints?
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I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach?
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And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those?
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Oh it's just my breakfast, Lisa. A couple of bags of Maltesers, a Toblerone, a Bounty, Jelly Tots, some Skips, seven bags of Monster Munch, Raj was doing a special offer on those, a box of Creme Eggs, and a can of Diet Coke.
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We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.
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If anyone asks me what I had for lunch, I'm totally gonna say, the cream of some young guy.