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Again and again there comes a time in history when the man who dares to say that two and two make four is punished with death. ("The Plague")
Two legs walk better than one;
two eyes see better than one;
two feet walk better than one;
two hands work better than one;
and two minds think better than one.
One ox, two oxen. One fox, two foxen.
Look for the second right answer.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
In England it is bad manners to be clever, to assert something confidently. It may be your own personal view that two and two make four, but you must not state it in a self-assured way, because this is a democratic country and others may be of a different opinion.
Twolegs are mousebrain
This is the evening of the two-fisted prayer
The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.
She had to hoof it two
Long quaffing maketh a short lyfe.
Proverbs should be sold in pairs, a single one being but a half truth.
Four legs gooood, two legs baaad!
My whole life ... two and two has made four." ...
"But now ... it's all gone wrong." She shook her head. "It doesn't make four anymore. It makes you.
But if two and two and fifty make a million, ...
Two broken shards, two drained batteries, two men who were merely shells. What
If you're going to wear three hats. You'd better grow two more heads.
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
A penny saved is twopence dear.
Very well, I agree that two and two make four is an excellent thing; but ... two and two make five is also a very fine thing too.
Lost: one bonnet, two clogs. Kept in spite of the odds: two thumbs, one life.
It takes two to be serious
A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet?
Bad spellers of the world untie!
Once upon a time there was a pair of pants.
As if they were two halves of a mold. He
So you need hardly spell me how every word will be bound over to carry three score and ten toptypsical readings throughout the book of Doublends Jined.
What's important is that twice two is four and all the rest's nonsense.
Two lads an' a little lass just lookin' on at th' springtime. I warrant it'd be better than doctor's stuff.
Amongst good men two men suffice.
When the outlook is steeped in pessimism, I remind myself, "Two and two still make four, and you can't keep humankind down for long."
This was the cream of marriage, this nightly turning out of the day's pocketful of memories, this deft habitual sharing of two pairs of eyes, two pairs of ears. It gave you, in a sense, almost a double life: though never, on the other hand, quite a single one.
I seen too many you guys. If you had two bits in the worl', why you'd be in gettin' two shots of corn with it and suckin' the bottom of the glass.
Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
Don't give [the audience] four; give them two plus two.
round hat, set upon it sideways, looked
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Twice two is four is not life, gentlemen, but the beginning of death.
BOTH HANDS, ONE HEART, TWO MOODS, AND A HEAD
Who seeketh two strings to one bow, they may shoot strong, but never straight ...
I love two men. I fuck two men.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
Two four seven, three six five.-- N.r. Walker
When one buys a pair of shoes, one is buying three things, the right shoe, the left shoe and the pair.
Ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear, for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet
nay, sometime more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my toes look through the overleather.
One paire of eares drawes dry an hundred tongues.
Think ere you speak
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
God gives you two ears ; two eyes; two nostrils, but one Mouth, so you can speak less!
Two tears in a bucket; motherfuck it." I
Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.
Two heads are better than one.
Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike ... dances with wildlife.
Two lovely berries molded on one stem: So, with two seeming bodies, but one heart.
Twice two is four is, in my opinion, nothing but impudence.
2 + 2 = 5: the sum of all fears
Being Number Two Sucks.
The two words expressed volumes.
I have wrought my simple plan
If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who's half a man,
Or the man who's half a boy.
There is only one thing that makes
It's a useful rule in Anglo-American communications that the English should double, and the Americans halve, the number of words they would normally employ.
The cross-eyed fool sees one lamp as two; The vision and the viewer are one
A word is worth one coin, silence is worth two
Felds hath eyen, and wode have eres.
You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits.
Sometimes we are inclined to class those who are once-and-a-half witted with the half-witted, because we appreciate only a third part of their wit.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing
Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described, but had never seen any ...
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
What is the opposite of two? A lonely me and a lonely you.
There are two men in me
one lives in the full sense of the word, the other reasons and passes judgment on the first. The first will perhaps take leave of you and the world forever in an hour now; and the second ... the second?
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
Indecisive? Uncertain? Worried? Let the rolling ivory tumble your burdens away. $2.50 per pair.
A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand.
The thought hath good leggs, and the quill a good tongue.
With every day, and from both sides of my intelligence, the moral and the intellectual, I thus drew steadily nearer to the truth, by whose partial discovery I have been doomed to such a dreadful shipwreck: that man is not truly one, but truly two.
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
Right. That's twenty-two fifty."
"Twenty-two fifty?" We can't hide our exasperation.
"Well, yeah - this is a classy joint, you know."
"That's obvious - the service is incredible.
A naturall foole that could never learn by heart the order of numerall words, as one , two , and three , may observe every stroak of the Clock, and nod to it, or say one, one, one; but can never know what houre it strikes.
I agree that two times two makes four is an excellent thing; but if we are dispensing praise, then two times two makes five is sometimes a most charming little thing as well.
One today is worth two tomorrows.
I have two foes in the world, twins inextricably interrelated -- the hunger of the hungry and the glut of the glutted!
I have only two wishes," said Jean. "The first is for strong coffee, and the second is for stronger coffee.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Two may keep counsel putting one away!
There's two heads to every coin.
Stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale,
To fine folkes a little ill finely wrapt.
I have two hands. I can hold two medals.
Two messed up halves that make one perfect whole?
Nature hath given men one tongue but two ears, that we may hear from others twice as much as we speak.
For her, Mr. Splitfoot is a two that is sometimes a one, mothers and their children, Nat and Ruth, life and death. "Are
We need a coat with two pockets. In one pocket there is dust, and in the other pocket there is gold. We need a coat with two pockets to remind us who we are.
I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.
I came to abominate my body, I came to sense that two eyes, two hands, two lungs are as monstrous as two faces.
One word, two lips, three four five fingers form a fist.
One corner, two parents, three four five reasons to hide.
One child, two eyes, three four seventeen years of fear.
A broken broomstick, a pair of wile faces, angry whispers, locks on my door.
You have two ears and one mouth. Use them accordingly.
Twas a clever quibble. Here, a garment for it.
One sock can't house two feet. If it does, it's of no use.
Shew me a lyer, and I'le shew thee a theefe.