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Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes
I'm gonna hang out with my wang out
Like you. Like I can't get enough." "My insatiable little slut.
Marky! Pull up your pants!
I don't want to sleep with you, Pidge. I like you too much.
You're the kind of man my mother warned me about.
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
You dig ok Pony Boy
You have a tattoo, a black eye, and I just saw your bra. You are getting to be very hardcore, Fern.
I need some Ummagumma.
You are a fucking ugly bitch I want to stab to death and play around with your blood, but I'm smiling.
Dog diggity Cedric Diggory - you are a doggy dynamo.
You nasty, you nasty. You
mama said you nasty!
WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
You're unbelievable,' said Rosie. 'Look at me when I'm talking.'
I kept looking out the window. I was already over-stimulated.
'I know what you look like.
The letters are mixed up. U and I should be together.
lick you stupid cat!
Wrong answer fucker
She's kind of a, well, you know, a B with an itch.
I just bonked a werewulf on the noggin. Jeez.
You're a little dodgy, you know that?"
"And you're fucking adorable.
I can't stand this, Pigeon. I feel like I'm going crazy."
I threw out my hands and let them hit my thighs. "You can't stand what?"
"If you sleep with him, I don't wanna know about it. I'll go to prison for a long time if I find out he ... just don't tell me.
Uglier than death backin' outta the outhouse readin' mad magazine and crazy as a football bat.
You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.
Well dress me up in a tutu, put my on a unicycle, and call me Caroline the Dancing Bear. You're a fugging dumper
You psychotic little Georgia Peach.
You must always be a-waggle with LOVE.
Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!
I love you
I knowLove-- George Lucas
Lindsay calls them the Pugs: pretty from far away, ugly up close.
annoying attractive
Get the fuck out of my face you heinous beast!
You're a booby," said William. "Booby yerself!" said Tom.
Don't pout that way, my child, you'll give yourself a blister
Stand up and bend over the bed, baby, because I'm coming at you hard.
Her snooch got all warm
You beautiful little moron.
Girl I knew you knew that Corly
My beautiful Ivey.
Be very careful what you say. Daddy's being very strange about pussies at the moment.' Orla
I want to do the unspeakable to you baby
then speak about it
Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.
Sweet mother of twat tingles.
I'm just so bwessed.
There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep 'em all away from you. That's never possible.
Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me.
I'm not a teddy bear that girls can clutch. I'm sharp and hard, the thing that braces a girl to the bed, the one who grips her strongly and whispers with a husky, edged voice. I'm as rough on the outside as I am black on the inside.
Did I just think about licking Liam like he was a Popsicle or something?
What gives, O my little sister? Come thou and have a nice lay-down with your malenky droog in this bed.
You crack me right the fuck up, babe.
You stupid piece of warm bacon.
Stop hating on a n*gga that is a weak emotion, the lady of a n*gga.
Sweetheart. Are you trying to kill me?
So grizzly an act,
Bitch don't kill my vibe.
You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.
Suddenly I'm that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I'll be boiling rabbits.
I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar
With your little claws, Lolita.
I hear his denim jeans crumple to the floor and my insides squeal like a horny teenager.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.
I should have known I'd find you out here, doing your best to turn yourself into an icicle
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
Im not your biggest girly girl.
I know, I know, I'm being a girl.
Iggy: I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!
Snarky Snarkerson!
We stop at a red light.Mom stares at me."You like him"
"OH GOD,MOM."
"You do.You like this boy."
"He's just a friend.He has a girlfriend."
"Anna has a boooy-friend," Seany chants.
"I do not!"
"ANNA HAS A BOOOY-FRIEND!
One night I was layin' down,
I heard Papa talkin' to Mama,
I heard Papa say to let that boy boogie-woogie.
'Cause it's in him and it's got to come out.
You're cute when you're pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard.
You dirty rat...
You bitch! You killed me! You suck!
Am one of the ugliest children I ever saw. She is beginning
Unk, you crazy son-of-a-bitch, I love you. I think you are the cat's pajamas.
We were laughing and then we were kissing and then my slutty leg went rogue and now we're having pizza.
want to crawl inside his skin and wrap herself around his
Lumpyface Lumpyhead
You're my one good thing now.
Puddleglum!" said Jill. "You're a regular old humbug. You sound as doleful as a funeral and I believe you're perfectly happy. And you talk as if you were afraid of everything, when you're really as brave as - as a lion.
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
Oh, you fuckguzzling shitweasel.
don't get that unrequited-love, moony-woo-woo look
I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.
Ain't you just the cheeriest Cheerio, ' I says.
Oh, darling, you can't go around with that tatty green canvas thing. You look like some sort of Mary Poppins person who's fallen on hard times.
Be groovy or leave, man
I bruise like a grape.
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.
Lips like rosebuds peeping out of snow.
Man, I smashed her like an Idaho Potato
You drink from a rabbit and you think I smell?
The ugliest thing in the world is a beautiful woman without the brains or courage to know that [beauty] is nothing more than an accident.
You've been doing something bad since the moment you met me, lass.
ball so hard, weezy tryn to find me
You remind me of a little fuzzy kitten, all claws and no bite.
You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.
Missing 'U' is my way of Loving 'U
I'm very soft, you know!
You're spending a lot of time with this girl."
"Whoa!" I stepped out of the shower, buck -ass naked, finding Ollie standing in the doorway of the bathroom. "What the hell, man?"
"What?" He shrugged. "Not like I haven't seen your junk before.
I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.