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When I go to China, people call me 'Uncle Mo' because they refer me as Yao Ming's uncle. I'm pleased to be his uncle as long as he listens to me! -- Dikembe Mutombo
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And then my uncle killed him anyway just to teach him a lesson. -- Philip Pullman
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I ought to tell you I'm probably your cousin. -- Henry James
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Worked with his father and uncle. He -- Richard Price
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WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! -- Jessica Khoury
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. -- Alvah Bessie
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Jonak says to say he send congratulations and well-wishes and all the things he ought - he was so pleased with himself for being an uncle he couldn't sit still to think them out. -- Sarah Monette
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A night spent spooning with your girlfriend isn't nearly so exciting when your uncle is curled up against your other side. -- Mike Mullin
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An aunt is a safe haven for a child. Someone who will keep your secrets and is always on your side. -- Sara Sheridan
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The uncle and cousin seem nice, but the aunt is a bit of a shock. Whith her hair dyed bright red, she looks like Ronald McDonald's post-menopausal sister. Who has let herself go. -- Brian Malloy
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He was the only figure able to hold the peace between his uncle -- Dan Jones
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Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. -- Tara Sivec Love And Lists
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He's just, your cousin, ay, abhorrently, He'd wash his hands in blood, to keep them clean. -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Aunts are to be a pattern and example to all aunts; to be a delight to boys (and girls) and a comfort to their parents; and to show that at least one daughter in every generation ought to remain unmarried, and raise the profession of auntship to a fine art. -- Dave Isay
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Uncle Bob - "
"I could order you to."
"Well, you'd best be ordering your coffin at the same time."
"I mean it, Charley."
"I suggest a nice mahogany. -- Darynda Jones
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Kicking the Bucket Aunt -- R. Stim
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You broke a man today. Doesn't that affect you at all? These are lives, not pieces in a chess game with your uncle.'
'You're wrong. We are on my uncle's board and these men are all his pieces.'
'Then each time you move one of them, you can congratulate yourself on how much like him you are. -- C.s. Pacat
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This is his uncle's teaching, this Worcester, Malevolent to you In all aspects, Which makes him prune himself and bristle up The crest of youth against your dignity. -- William Shakespeare
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Uncle fought in Vietnam and then he fought a war all by himself. -- Bob Dylan
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How's Uncle Louis today?" "Who?" "And Aunt Maude? -- Ray Bradbury
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I've often thought having a politician for a parent must be like having a constantly embarrassing uncle. -- Johann Lamont
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Uncle is gone, she wrote instead of all this. And somehow, in some way, I envy him. -- Victoria Aveyard
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If I'm not the best aunt in America, then I don't know what's going on. -- Jenny Slate
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You take after your dad, a high-functioning sociopath with an incurable organic personality disorder. It's one of the special-sauce variety, the kind with a known genetic cause. Your uncle Albert was something different, and worse: He was a man of faith. -- Charles Stross
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I'm very proud to say that Buddy MacMaster is my uncle. He gives credibility to what I do and I'm glad I can carry that MacMaster name because he has created such a good name. -- Natalie Macmaster
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You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. -- R.k. Lilley
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Every man should have aunts. They illustrate the triumph of guess work over logic. -- Agatha Christie
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I'm not the lovable, wonderful, tenderhearted grandfather that you read about in books. I'm grouchy and curmudgeonly, and I have a lot of rules. -- Pat Conroy
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Jimmy Murray, you are an ass,' said Aunt Ruth, angrily.
'Well, we're cousins,' agreed Cousin Jimmy pleasantly. -- L.m. Montgomery
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My dad is an excellent grandfather. He loves kids. He loves to kiss them to death. -- Laila Ali
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And you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off a horse two years ago.'
'Good to know. -- Scott Lynch
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And how is Uncle Edward? or is he dead? I've reached the time of life when relatives die unnoticed. -- Graham Greene
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I call these naughties - just like your Uncle sometimes... -- Michael N. Wilton
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The best aunts aren't substitute parents, they're co-conspirators. -- Daryl Gregory
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You are James Herondale, said Uncle Jem. As you always were. Part your mother, part your father, part yourself. I would not change any part of you if I could. -- Cassandra Clare
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Little sister, don't you do what your big sister done. -- Elvis Presley
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Why darling, I'm your Auntie Mame! -- Patrick Dennis
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I've been truly protected by my uncles. --
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My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so that we hardly knew whether to take credit for his wealth or to feel ashamed of his position. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
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I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everybody's aunt! -- Matt Smith 11Th Doctor
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My uncle's a big man, muscular. He's given to bulk in his shoulders.Yes, I suppose he could be a little frightening.
So is his wife, Sara interjected with a smile. "I couldn't tell them apart."
He pinched her backside for being insolent. "Dunnford has a mustache."
"So does she. -- Julie Garwood
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God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake. -- Abraham Joshua Heschel
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As competitive as I am, I want to get the best of a play and make sure to use it's full potential even when things break down. But sometimes you need to just say 'uncle' and let it go and avoid a hit. -- Mark Sanchez
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Well, I always thought of God uncle," she says thoughtfully."I finally came to realize he was my father. -- Amanda Hudson
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My uncle" is the natives' usual name for the tiger, they believing that the soul of each of their ancestors is lodged for eternity in the body of some member of the cat tribe. -- Jules Verne
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What are you?' It was the first time I'd come out and said it.

'I'm Jess,' she said. "Who do you think I am? You're such a silly billy, Uncle Paul. -- Sarah Lotz
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I called him Grandfather, because according to him you do not have to be of the same blood or same tribe to be a member of the same family, but in truth I should have called him Maman. He was the only mother I ever knew. -- Isabel Allende
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great-grandmother's -- Hazel Gaynor
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. -- Chuck Nevitt
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I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have! -- Chris O'dowd
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He was a crusty old bastard, dressed like my uncle in ancient denim coveralls, espadrilles and beret. He had a leathery, tanned and windblown face, hollow cheeks, and the tiny broken blood vessels on nose and cheeks that everyone seemed to have from drinking so much of the local Bordeaux. -- Anthony Bourdain
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Actually, at home, my parents simply referred to him as "bro. -- Julie Murphy
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I have always maintained the importance of Aunts -- Jane Austen
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I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like? -- Brad Pitt
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Uncle had learned long ago that obeying a rule in fact but not in spirit was very hard on people who say we for I and who do not allow dogs on their premises. -- E.l. Konigsburg
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My family's a ruling family. -- Aminatta Forna
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Never judge someone by their relatives. -- Charles Martin
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I'm a grandfather now. -- Robert Plant
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It was only then that I realized the distance between uncle and nephew wasn't nearly as great as I'd assumed. -- Geraldine Brooks
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I knew full well that Lane considered himself more family than servant to my uncle, and that my uncle felt the same; the only real question was who considered himself the father and who the child. -- Sharon Cameron
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Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie. -- Linda Sunshine
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My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather. -- Leonard Marx
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There's something to be said for relatives ... it has to be said because it's unprintable! -- Albert Einstein
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My father's brother, but no more like my father
Than I to Hercules. -- William Shakespeare
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Growing up, I would say, when we were racing go-karts back in the day, it was always our uncle. We were always looking up to our uncle. I mean, he won the Daytona 500, he's a very well-respected man, and we've always looked up to that. -- Amber Cope
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I was born an auntie. I have an older niece and nephew and many younger nieces and nephews. -- Zendaya
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It is most oppressive to be an aunt. -- Christina Stead
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Does Uncle Bob have anything?"
"I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs. -- Darynda Jones
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Uncle Tarmac says vehicles always resemble their owners, and likes advising my female cousins to judge whether boyfriends will make decent husbands or not by observing how they treat or mistreat their cars. -- David Mitchell
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grandmothers. Elephants -- Boyd Varty
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Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass. -- Nick Pageant
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The one man other than my father who made the most lasting impression was an uncle, Serge B. Benson. He taught me in three different classes - but above all, he taught me lessons in moral, physical, and intellectual courage that I have tried to apply in later life. -- Ezra Taft Benson
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Where there's a will - there's a relative! -- Ricky Gervais
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Uncle Vito is going to make his own nephew swim with the fishes? -- Kristen Ashley
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Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king."
"Unorthodox. -- Tom Stoppard
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Your brother is such a -- Rachel Higginson
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The inspector had interviewed boys before, boys from the poorest parts of town. He had the habit of not specifying "mam" or "dad" or even "parents." They were things he knew not every child possessed and so he was careful. -- Sylvia Waugh
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I will eat grandfather for dinner. -- Helen Keller
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Who are you and what have you done with my brother? -- Stephenie Meyer
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so your uncle tells
your brother,
"There's more
chairs in the

And your brother says,
under his breath
so almost no one
can hear, "Well,
what if I don't
want to sit
in the shed? -- Hosho Mccreesh
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Uncle wanted to eat his pie and then have us feel sorry for him because it was making him fat. -- Kopano Matlwa
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I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt. -- Ann B. Davis
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Do you understand the theory of that affair? replied my father.
Not I, quoth my uncle.
- But you have some ideas, said my father, of what you talk about.
No more than my horse, replied my uncle Toby. -- Laurence Sterne
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I'd rather be the cool aunt than the authoritative aunt. -- Solange Knowles
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heard mother speak of him. Father? Ah, dear! -- Wilkie Collins
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I have a younger brother. -- Freddie Highmore
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Your father's impressive.'He's a scary motherfucker, but we get along well. -- Aleksandr Voinov
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. -- George Lopez
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My dad is awesome. -- Justin Halpern
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I'm one of three brothers. -- Howard Gordon
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Uncle Junior is a criminal, which makes him a villain, so it makes people want to watch him. My whole life as an actor has been preparing for something like this. -- Dominic Chianese
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We're still a bit short on the donations, so if you've got a rich uncle, today's the day to remind him of the filing clerk he once took to Blackpool, the name of the cheap hotel where they stayed, and the type of barnyard animal that was involved. -- Donna Franceschild
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following his dad and uncle.' Rose -- Jussi Adler-Olsen
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My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. -- Thom Yorke
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who knows you better than your own brother? -- Karen Joy Fowler
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Show me, Grandfather, and I will finish what you started. Trembling -- Alan Dean Foster
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Henrik, you need a wife," Mama scolded him. Uncle Henrik laughed and joined Mama on the steps near the kitchen door. "Why do I need a wife, when I have a sister? -- Lois Lowry
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Ren grinned. "So ... you and lady tigers, eh? Is there something you want share, Kishan?"
Kishan shoved a forkful of dinner into his mouth and mumbled, "How about I share my fist with your face?"
"Wow. Sensitive, I'm sure your lady tiger friends were all very attractive. So am I an uncle? -- Colleen Houck
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Grandpa," I asked, "what good's it going to do us, knowing his name?" "It might do a lot of good," Grandpa said. "This trainer says that if you could make friends with that monkey he would probably do anything you wanted him to do." "Make friends with him!" I said. "Grandpa, I don't -- Wilson Rawls
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A Sister, dipped in blood -- Margaret Atwood