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Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.
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Aunts are to be a pattern and example to all aunts; to be a delight to boys (and girls) and a comfort to their parents; and to show that at least one daughter in every generation ought to remain unmarried, and raise the profession of auntship to a fine art.
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Someone's a very dirty Uncle." ... "And a very naughty niece
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This is so weird. They're your brother and aunt."
"No, I understand. They're your family too." Rhys said. "They loved you and raised you. That's what family is, right?
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Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.
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Brothers in every way but blood.
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I definitely have family on the brain.
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I'm from a big family. I've got 10 nieces and nephews.
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What strange creatures brothers are!
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Family don't end with blood
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It's hard not to be impressed by my older relatives.
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One family, two impressively gay brothers.
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Everybody's got family, or they don't have family, but they come from somewhere.
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Family isn't blood - it's who has your back.
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Aunts offer kids an opportunity to try out ideas that don't chime with their parents and they also demonstrate that people can get on, love each other and live together without necessarily being carbon copies.
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Never Fighting Siblings are like a distant relative!
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Let me tell you about my family.
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And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
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I was born an auntie. I have an older niece and nephew and many younger nieces and nephews.
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They're the only thing worse than family, other people's family.
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My family is awesome.
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If I'm not the best aunt in America, then I don't know what's going on.
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It was only then that I realized the distance between uncle and nephew wasn't nearly as great as I'd assumed.
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My siblings are my best friends.
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You found your family tree, Rowdy, and the branches are stronger and sturdier than most people with blood relatives have.
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I've got two families.
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My dad is an excellent grandfather. He loves kids. He loves to kiss them to death.
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My aunts told wonderful stories. Not to me, but to each other. We had a very strong family. My mother's sisters loved each other intensely. The uncles loved each other intensely.
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Family is more than blood
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It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's about to break.
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Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.
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I've got 11 brothers and sisters.
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The kind uncles and aunts of the race are more esteemed than its true spiritual fathers and mothers.
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Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?"
"He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you're interested
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God, the boring relative everyone ignores - no one calls, no one writes - until they need a serious favor.
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Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.
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Anyone who has not known that inestimable privilege can possibly realize what good fortune it is to grow up in a home where there are grandparents.
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Gay men! And it's incest! With the same face!
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
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My grandfather and I were very close.
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The family consists of those who live under the same roof with the pater familias ; those who form (if I may use the expression) his fire-side.
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Family is not always the people with whom you share DNA. Sometimes, family is the person who fights the hardest for your happiness.
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I've got a really great family round me, two sisters and an older brother and my mum and dad. Everybody's equal.
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My family tree consists of drug dealers, thugs, and killers.
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The uncle and cousin seem nice, but the aunt is a bit of a shock. Whith her hair dyed bright red, she looks like Ronald McDonald's post-menopausal sister. Who has let herself go.
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My older brothers and sisters have kids and families.
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His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.
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Families aren't always blood. You make your own.
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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt
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My family, we're all WASPs.
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I get on fine with my mum and dad, but if they want to see the grandchildren, they come to me.
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Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.
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If there was one thing to know about families, then it was that they'd never, ever stop meddling in your life.
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God has no cousins, only children.
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We're all related. We're all a family.
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My parents were second cousins. That is enough to explain all of my peculiarities.
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Brothers are so unpleasant.
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My family is large and in charge! That's my favorite way to describe them.
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My dad's side of the family ... they're a real bizarre bunch, going back to the original colonies. That side's got a real tough strain of alcoholism. It goes back generations and generations, so that you can't remember when there was a sober grandfather.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but family has them both beat.
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Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.
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Brothers you can't get rid of. They get who you are, and what you like, and they don't care who you sleep with or what mistakes you make, because brothers aren't mixed up in that part of your life. They see you at your worst, and they don't care.
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Thank God I have my fraternity brothers. Real families are a disappointment.
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I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!
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Family are people who never earn your respect or love but demand it nevertheless.
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Grandparents are God's gifts to children.
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It is most oppressive to be an aunt.
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The two families really don't like each other, except for all us younger cousins because we don't know any better.
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Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours.
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The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.
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Aunts are discreet, a little shy / By instinct. They forbear to pry ...
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Sometimes, a family is like an ear of summer corn: It might look perfect on the outside, but when you peel the husk away. every kernel is rotten.
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You follow any family around, you're going to see elation, you're going to see disharmony.
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Our relatives form the natural setting of our childhood. We understand ourselves best and are best understood by others through the persons who came nearest to us in our earliest years.
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Family isn't blood. It's the people who love you. The people who have your back.
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Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?
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When you're a child, you think your family works in a straight line. Then you get older and find out where the curves are.
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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I'm not the lovable, wonderful, tenderhearted grandfather that you read about in books. I'm grouchy and curmudgeonly, and I have a lot of rules.
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Long ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry ...
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Mum was the matriarch and the patriarch of the family.
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None of my friends had grandparents like these. ... Tony and Desolina were exotic.
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Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it's like to have been brought up the way you were.
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Art and order, the relatives that refuse to relate.
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We all know grandparents whose values transcend passing fads and pressures, and who possess the wisdom of distilled pain and joy.
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We have started calling him grandfather.
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How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn out at the knees from crawling around giving pony rides. They have 2,842 pictures of the grandkids on their smart phone and not one photo of their spouse.
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Family doesn't necessarily mean that you have to have a mother, a father, a little brother, and an older sister.
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kin, not ancestors. Our main difference from
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My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle. He was like a father to me. I was closer to him than I was my father.
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I've often thought having a politician for a parent must be like having a constantly embarrassing uncle.
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Sometimes it can be bad to have too much family. Everybody gets involved in your problems, giving their opinion, gossiping, and making drama. But when bad things happen, they will be there to support you.
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No matter where you're from - you can be Native American, Italian, Jewish, Latino, African-American - whatever you are, we're all distant relatives.
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I had a very funny family.
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Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
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A family is a mystery.
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Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future.
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I've got two older sisters who I'm very close to. And my son's grown up with a big sense of family around him.
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I'm one of three brothers.
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COUSINS ARE MY RELIGION ..
THERE HOUSE IS MY CHURCH ..
ARE FIGHTS ARE THE CHOIR ..
I LOVE MY COUSINS ..