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Codeine . . . bourbon.
Caffeine. The gateway drug.
You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But when it comes to Viagra for men, they don't speak about cancer.
Doctor, I'd like a bottle of placebo please.
Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.
Blacko-oxy-tonic phosphate, it's the latest scoop. But that's alright girls, you can call it goop.
Testosterone should be a controlled substance.
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
'Sex drives us, love or no love. Power or no power. Money or no money. It's the most powerful drug in the world. Some pay for it. Some die for it.'
Cialis." She closed the door of Sean's room with
The strongest drug for a human being is another human being!
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.
Awe is the best drug in the world
I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta)
It is an extraordinary fact but a true one that there are thousands of men in Britain who will never need Viagra as long as steam trains are in operation.
brandy to sleep at night.
Dan Rose's Sex God Method.
An orgasm a day." "Will keep the doctor away,
There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart.
He's been injecting the anti-aging hormone into his wife.
Sugar and salt and kicks and kisses.
Erotica so he'd last longer.
Power is the great aphrodisiac.
Jack Honey and Coke, of course, because I need the strength of my second-favorite man tonight.
Adrenaline is my drug of choice.
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it. (On the change in his body that Ali's intense physical training required)
You can't amp up my sex drive. It's already over the top.
That secret was a powerful drug.
Books and knowledge are the two most powerful drugs.
Satisfaction, I have the right tactics ...
And if you need em I got crazy prophylactics.
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach
What urge will save us now that sex won't?
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
If a chemical drug like Viagra is accepted by society and by the world to ignite desire, then what is the problem with my audio-visual drug called cinema which ignites desire? Both are basically doing the same thing!
The strongest drug that exists for a human is another human being.
Finest kind of dope. Book-Valium. No more heebie-jeebies. No more whim-whams
Sustenance! Your health is always the best prescription.
I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.
JOHNNA: What pills does she take? BEVERLY: Valium. Vicodin. Darvon, Darvocet. Percodan, Percocet. Xanax for fun. OxyContin in a pinch. Some Black Mollies once, just to make sure I was still paying attention. And of course Dilaudid. I shouldn't forget Dilaudid.
Now I think that going to the gym is the best drug. I go four times a week and it gives me the buzz I need.
I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car, or make my head three feet thick.
Success is my drug of choice.
I will not lie to my doctor to get sex pills for my grandfather.
Medicine for the soul.
Down in the national news section, there's an article on a new pill, the 'Valium' they're calling it, 'to help women cope with everyday challenges.' God, I could use about ten of those little pills right now.
Food is my drug of choice.
Antibiotics, viral tabs, painkillers, sterilisation spray," Kasyanov said. "Other stuff. Bandages, medicines, contraceptives.
Hoop raised an eyebrow.
"Hey. Forever is a long time.
Food. Drink. Sleep. Books. They are all drugs.
That old sick joy, her first and favorite drug. Control.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.
smoking some exotic fairy weed.
My drug of choice is historical research.
My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts
(Sophie to Royd)
What made drugs perpetually so sexy was the opportunity to be other. Years after he'd figured out that pot only made him paranoid and sleepless, he still got hard-ons at the thought of smoking it. Still lusted for that jailbreak.
Hope! of all ills that men endure, the only cheap and universal cure.
testosterone driven penile fever
The two best anti-aging agents: humor and a sense of wonder.
Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.
I can't seem to ejaculate lately.
gratuitous masturbation
of the
psyche.
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."
If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.
The scent of his own arousal
Enormous amounts of money are spent for publicity. As a result, large quantities of alimentary and pharmaceutical products, at the least useless, and often harmful, have become a necessity for civilized men.
schoolchildren. Plus he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.
What can I say? Big pharma isn't lying to you (fine, they probably are): performance-enhancing drugs deliver, babes. In the short term, at least. I felt so ambitious! I was bright-eyed and chatty at roundtable discussions
Pheromones must be working overtime. What was
treatment. You know, champagne, caviar
I don't know what these Republican congressmen drink that make them experts on women's reproductive health.
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
the drug. It's something we discussed; but we talked about the George W. Merck philosophy and considered the need of getting the drug to the people
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Love is the most potent drug used to seduce anyone.
What is the largest addiction in the world? Looking good and being right!
Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroine and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra.
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
I don't mind crack," I said. "I like crack as much as the next man. But it's not doing a thing for my nerves, and I already have a splitting headache - I say, I don't suppose those heroin dealers carry Anadin or acetaminophen or anything like that, do they?" "I think they just have heroin, Charlie.
Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.
He could be a testosterone donor.
Testosterone is the world's most dangerous drug. Get one molecule on you and you're helpless.
Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
Love is the best drug, bar none.
Ecstasy ... When you increase your ability to create ecstasy out of those things found in everyday life, all of your ecstatic sensual experiences grow deeper.
Tranquilizers to overcome angst, pep pills to wake us up, life pills to ensure blissful sterility. I will lift up my ears unto the pills whence cometh my help.
Abstinence. It didn't even sound comfortable
An orgasm -- for all that ails you.
-Kelly's thoughts
Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex
Coffee was the substance that kept us going. Our surgeons had offered us something stronger, but we were all concerned about our performance deteriorating when the stimulants wore off.
testosterone flowing out of him like a leaking drum on a construction site.
Do I even want to know what that was?" I only half way wanted an answer.
"It's something you should've already taken by now." I lifted my head, searching his face, but when I did his face doubled. Fact two: he'd drugged me. Great.
Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction.
I've been using narcotics for 20 years.