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I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.
Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one.
This guy was some kind of whack-job - women bored him, until he met one who told him no. Then he wanted her. No, wait, she thought. That's not a whack-job. That's pretty typical.
Go on, Van Eck, threaten me. Tell me all the little things I am. You lay a finger on me and Kaz Brekker will cut the baby from your pretty wife's stomach and hang its body from a balcony at the Exchange.
Waddya want me to do? through my sling shot at him?
You're asking me? The Whack-O from loony town! she snapped at him.
Crazy is good. The alternative is normal.
When Paul announced himself in a rather formal way to the secretary, he said simply, "I am Watzlawick." She suspected he was a new psychiatric patient showing up for an appointment at the wrong time, and she interpreted his introduction as, "I am not Slavic.
You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I'm that bonkers.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Crazier than a bag full of crazy?
Don Jazzy and I have a past, I never dated Wizkid
Waka Flocka is a product, a franchise, a brand, a label ... And a good guy!
IF YOU'RE CRAZY, I DON'T WANT TO BE SANE.
You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him?
A dork is a whale's penis.
Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin.
I don't get a fair whack, I don't pursue vendettas or punch people on the nose.
You're the scariest motherfucker in the room.
Avian madness or deranged kiwi?
I don't look like no kiwi bird
I never thought there might be one like you out there. Unaware, untrained.
Unbelievable. You have no idea what you are, do you?"
I'm crazy, but I'm not too crazy.
I'm going to kill you, you lying cocksucker. -Annie Wilks
I don't say anything wacky about women. I have more respect for women than anybody would understand and I'm going to give people jobs and I'm going to protect people.
I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Many of you wavier by the way you live.
Rollo the Walker. Who are you?"
"Dak," he answered. It seemed like Rollo expected more. "Uh, Dak the, er ... Cheese Eater?
Easy, wild thing.
Idly, Wick wondered if he should feel insulted. Then he decided there really wasn't any room for considering an insult with all the fear running rampant in his mind. Maybe he was quiet on the outside, but he knew he was running around screaming inside his thoughts.
Wit: a whim followed by a wham.
Loony, Loopy Lupin.
Crazy like he's a serial killer, or crazy like he attends Star Trek conventions in full costume?"
"That's only crazy if you dress like a Klingon," I pointed out.
She's a wolf. Get it right, crap for brains. Tink's knickers, you have got to be the stupidest lunker I've ever lit on.
I don't know karate, but I know crazy.
You stupid piece of warm bacon.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
WAGs ... That's a technical term we engineers use. It means 'Wild-Assed Guess'.
SCOTT WALDRONPEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL
I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!
You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?
Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says:
My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak!
Thank you, Kwikspell!
Smart stupid. Stupid smart.
Idiot! You idiot!
I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle.
You're not a dork, you're adorkable.
Jesus Christ in a cockwagon.
What's being crazy like?" Wyatt blurted.
"That depends, Enslow. What's being tactless and completely inappropriate like?
Sometimes you have to put your hand up in front of the bullshit wagaon and say, Enough!
A little crazy is good
SLAP! I saw a bright flash in front of my eyes, 'Don't you try and be a fucking smart arse in here, Holland, this is Partick cop shop you're in,' the irate copper retorted.
'So fuck,' I snapped.
My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.
Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke.
Pipe it, shuck-face,
Nice ass, but not his type. But thank feck his dick still worked.
If I change my name again y'all can have me certified as crazy. Alright?
Unk, you crazy son-of-a-bitch, I love you. I think you are the cat's pajamas.
Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?
Bonkers doesn't go by the book-he doesn't even know there is a book.
Yeah, I am crazy. Ok. May be I am. But I prefer to be crazy than being a dummy.
You're crazy. You know that, right? I mean, Shannon says it's not a good word to use, because sometimes people who aren't crazy point it at people who are and use it like a weapon, but I figure we're both crazy, so that makes it okay." I was
That bastard crazy.
Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool.
Is this you trying to cheer me up?"
"What are you ... going ... to do about it?" I asked. "Your Wussiness?"
He touched his index finger to my forehead. His voice was rough. "Tap. You're out, Ass Kicker.
this is a place for crazy people.. i'm not crazy
It's just so perfuck.
When I'm out the country, niggas call me Neeki. Hi, how are you? Yes, it's nice to meet me.
You are such a...what is it humans say? A dork."
How do you like your peace now, motherfucker?
Perhaps I'm absolutely bonkers and don't know it. Perhaps I'm psychotically mental.
Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...
I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fuck waffles.
Crazy is relative.
Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand.
Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them.
"Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"
This caused a cheer.
"Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie.
Um, yes sir. It's just. That looks like a hamster." "It is a hamster. In all essentials. However, we call them POCKs. That stands for Piece Of Crap.
The thing about the wacky fans is that they're really sweet.
You're such a dork.
But I'm your dork.
Craziness, indeed. And
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
If you won't admit there are kooks among those who share your political viewpoint, chances are, you're one of the kooks.
Get out of my face with your weirdness.
What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
I'm kind of kooky, but do I look like a religious nut?
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
All that existed was precious in Crazy Horse's religion - whatever a man did or thought was good, was wakan, so long as he obeyed his own inner voice, for that too was wakan.
What do you think of me?
-- R. Lee Smith
COCK-A-DOODLE DOO! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT FROMO THE OTHER END, YOU LITTLE FUGGER?"
"Kafir, I can say it with confidence: Today is a day that no pigs will die. I'm not even allowed to eat the motherfuggers; I'm sure not going to kill one."
"Amen," Colin answered.
I am one wi<>ng>ngng> and you are equally the other
As soon as they were spotted, one of the jerk's buddies pointed at me and said, "Arrest her! She's the one who killed Zak!"
Why I outta ... Wait Zak? I thought we all agreed he was Captain Asshole? Oh, no ... Guess that was just me.
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time. Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind.
If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby!