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What the heck is this, a trivet?"
"I AM WAFFLE FACE!
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I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and butter.
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I'm not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It's a fundamental character flaw, possibly a sign of true evil.
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This flour of wifly patience.
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What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
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Dough is like an Indian mother's stress ball. Squeeze, roll.
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In the kitchen, the egg is ultimately neither ingredient nor finished dish but rather a singularity with a thousand ends.
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Bread takes the effort of kneading but also requires sitting quietly while the dough rises with a power all its own.
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That which will not be spun, let it not come betweene the spindle and the distaffe.
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It will be seen in the frying of the eggs.
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BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides.
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What a piece of bread looks like depends on whether you are hungry or not.
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What are they called? Sprackles, shakums, edible sequins, glossy sugar deedeebobs, I don't know. Instead of sprinkling them on a cookie, I sprinkle them on Angel de la Guarda.
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As they say: A baking man will grasp at a hangman. Whoever gets the job will be dragged into the heat, forced to wear a massive pair of iron shoes, and frogmarched across the minefield at gunpoint.
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Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, taste like love without the fear of love's dissolution, and as we came to the 90-degree curve Sunrise Avenue takes before heading straight downtown, I could almost taste them.
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Sugar flake that, yo. Snap, crackle, pop.
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Occasionally, I make waffles for breakfast for any employee who wants to talk to me. I make them around 8 A.M. as an incentive for people to show up early.
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Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
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This has the potential to be a rolling doughnut,
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Crafting, as the title suggests,
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Jacques wants a pancake shaped like Mozart's Symphony No. 40! In G minor!
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The key to a frittata," Mike told the camera, "is to use a really hot pan. Because that, my friends, is what makes it" - he paused dramatically - "fluffy.
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Of baking pans so that we can make individual brownies with
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If you can't think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won't understand what you're doing, and your dish will be flat.
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I had one elegantly folded cookie - a short paper nerve baked in an ear.
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solder. this is me
and you together
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Flour is so essential to cakes, you know.
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Nothing matters in this goddamned lunatic asylum of a world but dough.
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You like a cracker?
What kind of cracker?
Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want.
Maybe just a plain cracker.
I don't have plain crackers. I got graham, chocolate and cocoanut.
Alright, a graham cracker.
They're in the kitchen, in the closet.
Maybe later.
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communion with God in the middle of bags of flour
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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In God's mill even chaff becomes flour.
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Crap on a stick.
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Bread is the staff of life.
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Is that a professional bread bowl?
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I put the hamburger on the assembly line.
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I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties.
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with my nicely butter-laminated dough. It was, as expected, perfect. I marveled again at the way someone as strong as Tarry could so carefully
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cup of all purpose flour
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If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White
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As long as you've got slightly more perception than the average wrapped loaf, you could invent something,
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Our goal was to show people a vision of food they hadn't seen before. So, I had this idea of ... let's cut all these things in half, and show a picture of the food in the pan, in the oven.
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Baking is too precise for me. I cook with a pinch of this or that.
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rashers of bacon.
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I'm a very bad baker.
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You stackin cheddar cause you working at the burger place.
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That's why I named my bakery Flour. It's a reminder that in baking, as in life, simple things are best.
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Church files lawsuit over communion wafers: Oklahoma's Catholic Archbishop filed a lawsuit on Wednesday to halt the use of what he said were stolen communion wafers destined for a satanic black mass ceremony to be held next month in Oklahoma City.
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Holy crap on a cracker.
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cheese cauldron.
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Bread now, or cake later
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What's it like here?
There's a biscuit factory next door. We get the broken ones.
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With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
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She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice.
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Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.
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I turned off the griddle and shoved the heavy platter at Ottavio. "Carry these in for me, willya, Ott? And the ones on top are for you."
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The pancakes on top had been shaped like a certain part of the male anatomy that seemed synonymous with Ottavio, to my way of thinking.
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In the kitchen, the machine
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We had grain but no mills, so I designed a special mill of wood so we could make flour.
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I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
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Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
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Claire put scientifically enhanced popcorn in the microwave oven. "I never feel like I'm putting food in one of these things," she then says, entering with beeps, the time-set into the LED. "It feels more like I'm inserting fuel rods into a core.
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
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Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of it?
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I spent my childhood tinkering with electronic circuits, on breadboards, as they used to be called, in particular making radio transmitters.
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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
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What are you creating?
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Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese.
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I am going to learn to make bread tomorrow. So if you may imagine me with my sleeves rolled up, mixing flour, milk, saleratus, etc., with a deal of grace. I advise you if you dont know how to make the staff of life to learn with dispatch.
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Could a more perfect manufactured object than a tennis ball be imagined? Fuzzy and spherical, squeezable and bouncy, its stitching a pair of matching tongues, its voice on impact a pock in the most pleasing of registers. Dogs knew a good thing, dogs loved tennis balls, and so did she.
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On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
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I like a gooey cookie.
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Muffin cups in my bakery were real sorcerer's apprentice material, like the dough for the cinnamon rolls every morning could have stood in for The Blob.
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Hee that makes a thing too fine, breakes it.
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Bee not a Baker, if your head be of butter.
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Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap.
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hand-crank sieve.
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It's all about a balancing act between time, temperature and ingredients: That's the art of baking.
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I feel stretched out, like too little butter scraped over too much waffle. And then it all falls down into one of the waffle holes and there's none left for the rest of the waffle and you sort of have to tilt it to make it run out.
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That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.
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My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.
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mean it could be," said Grandpa. "Really?" said Norm. "Might just be the thin end of the wedge, Norman." And what was that supposed to mean? thought Norm. Thin end of what flipping wedge? A wedge of cheese? What was it with flipping cheese today? Everyone
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My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.
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Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread.
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I build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.
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Maker - their word for worm,
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And a wheat thin the size of Lake Tahoe.
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1/4 cups all-purpose flour
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wanted to build a toaster from scratch. He started by taking apart a
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Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
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You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.
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Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt
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This year - a factory of semiconductors. Next year - a factory of whole conductors!
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Friendship Bread
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The first slap-jack given me for dinner was a cake of flour, partially fried in a pan of fat bacon. I nibbled about the brown edges and threw it, unbaked, against a barn door, where it stuck for days.
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Sure. Waffles are fine. How come you didn't ask me what I wanted?" "I'm asking you now." "They're fine," Janine said again. Sighing, she turned back to the computer. I stuck my tongue out at her and ran downstairs. "Waffles are fine!" I told Mimi.
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A slice is a loaf to a mouse.
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You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?
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Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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A token of the boy with the bread. A
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I love eggs. Eggs are probably one of the most versatile things we work with.