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If I'm not good enough because I'm a waitress, don't settle for me, don't sink down to my level. You don't deserve anything I have to offer. Let that shit hurt for a hot minute, simmer in it then leave me the fuck alone. -- Christine Zolendz
Friendly people serving friendly people -- Flirtease
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is partly because I've always been afraid of dropping plates on customer's heads. -- Candace Kita
Your dressed as a waiter and I am dressed as a doctor so we are just as we live. -- Tim Wayne
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. -- Dorothy Kilgallen
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar. -- Melissa Rauch
Never keep long and be waiting. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end. -- Israelmore Ayivor
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." -- Henny Youngman
I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup. -- Chris Pine
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day. -- Robert Herjavec
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. -- Austin Butler
I look after people. -- Amy Winehouse
Waiter, this is not the policeman I ordered. I wanted one with a lot less sauce. -- Jennifer Echols
I definitely had fun being a waiter. I can't say for sure that I was a good waiter. I think that I made people have a good time. -- John Krasinski
Unlike the stereotypical author, I've never had a job as a short-order cook, but I love cooking hot breakfasts for lots of people, juggling the eggs and the bacon and the tomatoes and the fried potatoes and so on. -- Garth Nix
Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp. -- Charles Dickens
I am a chef who happens to appear on the telly, that's it. -- Gordon Ramsay
I'm a DJ. I get the party started. -- Avicii
A petite, absolutely delightful waitress who, like everyone else, doesn't speak one word of English. But her smile is multilingual. -- John Cameron Smith
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. -- Richard Powers
I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that. -- Judge Reinhold
I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal. -- Jennifer Estep
I worked in restaurants the first half of my life. -- Bradley Cooper
I was a short order cook in a pool hall in college. So, I am the fastest cook in the world. -- Sharon Stone
I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna. -- Fleur East
I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard. -- Lucy Alibar
Obsess over customers. -- Jeff Bezos
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. -- Jane Fonda
Waiters are seldom socialists. -- George Orwell
If I worked as a waiter, I'd go home and write songs and record them. I'd have to. It's the only thing I know how to do. It's the only thing I can do. -- Albert Hammond Jr.
When you're providing a service to somebody, you're the guy they always call when something's wrong. -- Steve Wozniak
paying the McDonalds' delivery boy. As -- Gary Daly
Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab. -- Rick Riordan
The waiter smiled a polite little waiter's smile. He had almost exhausted his polite little waiter repertoire and would soon be slipping into his role of a rather tight-lipped and sarcastic little waiter. -- Douglas Adams
I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table. -- Tracy Pollan
...Who knew he'd rather be a waiter than your guardian. I guess being a guardian isn't paying too well these days. Or maybe he's finally come to terms with the fact that he sucks at it.... ~Mazriel from Sanctuary -- Beth Gualda
Well, what is my job now?". -- John D.h. Greenway
If you're a waiter, the worst thing you can do is go to work resenting your job. This will sound trite - but it's the reality, and part of my personality - yet when I was a waiter, I tried to be the best waiter, and when I was a bingo-caller I tried to be the best bingo-caller. -- Russell Crowe
Waitressing required patience, a fixed and convincing smile, and the ability to continuously turn the other cheek while keeping diet sodas topped up. -- Maggie Stiefvater
I don't go to restaurants, I go to tables. -- Langdon Winner
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. -- Marco Rubio
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" First customer: "I'll have tea." Second customer: "Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (WAITER EXITS, RETURNS) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? -- Leo Rosten
I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City. -- Kim Dickens
Well, I got people that help me with the restaurant. I don't have to be at the restaurant 24 hours a day. -- Mickey Gilley
It was the guy from the counter. -- G.l. Tomas
I call all chefs 'cooks.' They're all cooks. That's what we do, we cook. You're a chef when you're running a kitchen. -- Tom Colicchio
As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. -- Michael Lewis
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room. -- Henny Youngman
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. -- George S. Kaufman
I tried to hostess ... but they fired me after four days because I couldn't figure out how seating plans worked. -- Taylor Schilling
I am simply one "hell" of a butler. -- Black Butler
I hire a lot of waiters, waitresses. Someone who's successful has a background that's not predictable. -- Mickey Drexler
...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make. -- Eoin Colfer
Chef?" Carmel exclaims. "I could give a shit about a chef. I'm going to find the most expensive thing in that kitchen, eat one bite, and throw the rest on the floor. Then I'm going to break some plates. -- Kendare Blake
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. -- Morey Amsterdam
Be good, kind, and friendly to the receptionist. She's had a hard day. -- Rebecca Pidgeon
I've been in the service industry. I've bar-tended. I've waited tables, and I've worked at pizza places; I've made pizza. I've had a lot of jobs, and many of them were in the food service industry. -- Jon Favreau
What is your one-sentence job description? -- Andy Stanley
Rattle me out of bed early, set me going, give me as short a time as you like to bolt my meals in, and keep me at it. Keep me always at it, and I'll keep you always at it, you keep somebody else always at it. There you are with the Whole Duty of Man in a commercial country. -- Charles Dickens
For me, good service is efficient and discreet; it's that critical balance. As soon as the client sits down, the communication flow has to start. Customers need to feel that the waiters are supervised - that there's a system in place. -- Daniel Boulud
I'm a restaurant junkie. -- Amy Carlson
Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created. -- Jennifer Esposito
A professional sex therapist." Gabe moved out into the hall. "Guess I should show some respect. They do say it's the oldest profession. No, wait, maybe I've got that mixed up with another line of work. -- Jayne Ann Krentz
I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It's an unpardonable sin as far as I'm concerned, taking out personal business or some other kind of dissatisfaction on a waiter or busboy. -- Anthony Bourdain
I am your bodyguard. That's my job. But I'll gladly take tips for my services... or services for my tips... -- Masakazu Yamaguchi
You're the healing janitor dude."
"Groundskeeper."
"Isn't that like a janitor?"
"No, it's like a groundskeeper. -- Rachel Hawkins
There are a lot of people who wait tables. And especially because you can do it at night and you can do your work in the day, she and I had a very similar experience. -- Piper Perabo
I'm the kind of person that just goes in and does my job. -- Andie Macdowell
Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often [they] operate a snack bar ... and expect you to be grateful that at least they got the food to the table warm. -- Thomas B. Griffith
a flesh-and-blood waiter and therefore as rare in San Francisco as a flying horse, -- Christie Golden
Customer service. That is what it means. -- Jon Jones
New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world ... are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite the taxi driver. -- Alan Brien
A dinery server behaving like a pureblood attracts trouble; trouble attracts blame; blame demands a scrapegoat. -- David Mitchell
He that staies does the businesse. -- George Herbert
Who needs one more chef in one more building with four walls and a kitchen? -- Jose Andres
The waiter was a kind of surrogate uncle or grandfather for the duration of the meal; he paradoxically made you feel at home by treating you with undisguised contempt. -- Ted Merwin
The person to whom I am carrying a plate of food is someone whom it is an honor to serve. For he has been invited to eat and drink at the table of a King. -- Elisabeth Elliot
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' -- Jack Mcmahon
It's a Monday morning, 9:13 a.m. on the dot, and the counter person, Mark J., takes exactly seventeen seconds to acknowledge my presence. He then offers to -- Julia Kent
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. -- Lillie Langtry
Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma'am? (Waiter)
'How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?' (Grace) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Know how and how much to tip people who expect gratuities, even in the case of poor service. -- Marilyn Vos Savant
A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day. -- Jasper Fforde
There are many ways to serve. -- Caroline Kennedy
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. -- John Cleese
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate. -- Ambrose Bierce
A kinsman, a friend, or whom you intreate, take not to serve you, if you will be served neately. -- George Herbert
I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and that's why I just exceedingly overtip. It's exhausting work. -- Kesha
Room service. You like me fluff pillow? -- Triple H
My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught me how to use the right knives and forks and behave properly. -- Charles Dance
In 2008, Milton Sheppard opened the Waiter Training School in the Bronx, N.Y., charging $175 for courses, but the business soon ran out of money. He now operates a clown college in the same space. -- David Sax
Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'. -- Tamora Pierce
I've been my mom's kitchen helper since I was a little kid. -- Taylor Swift
A first class professional nutcracker who might have done a job about a week ago; stolen some bells. -- Philip Kerr
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter. -- Nathan Fillion
If you're a caretaker, who are you when there's no one else to take care of? -- Mary Mccormack
It would be a librarian. -- Joe Hill
Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles
which is the way they help me. -- William J. Brennan
What are you doing to serve your customers a little more every day? -- John Di Lemme
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer ... -- Harry Gordon Johnson
