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Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?
A majority of women seem to consider themselves sent into the world for the sole purpose of displaying dry goods, and it is only when acting the part of an animated milliner's block that they feel they are performing their appropriate mission.
granny-humping butt sucker!
Sometimes you need to make a mess. -Loretta, the Rollinses' hosekeeper
That wench gets around like a chain letter.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
Today's woman must be a prostitute in the kitchen, a ghost in the bedroom, a sniper on the parapet, an octopus at sea world.
mistress of Netherfold.
Cleaning?" "Like Mary Poppins on crack. You know, the way women do that fast-forward cleaning when they're pissed off.
When in doubt - wash!
We don't do laundry because that requires a lot of water, and water's at a premium up here. Plus, it'd be pretty complicated, I think, to make a space washer, although I guess you could do it.
The days are long, the years are short, but the laundry is forever.
Don't start that again. It's not my fault you don't have any masculine aprons."
"That's because aprons aren't masculine, genius."
"Don't make me have you for dinner, princess."
"Whatever, Betty Crocker. Knock yourself out.
who the heck is dorothy gale?
behind the hedge that faced the clothes line. I could hear the washer-women behind me, chatting
Bitch get stuff done
Nancy clutter is always in a hurry, but she always has time. And that is the definition of a lady.
She has the care of a mother, the love of a sister, a prostitute in bed. Who is she?
Appeared to be in her early thirties. She wore blue scrubs
Laundry, liturgy and women's work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we perceive them as drudgery or essential, life-supporting work, do not define who we are as women or as human beings.
With Dorothy hard at work, the
A man like that needed a lot of fixing - and hell, she was no mechanic. And
It's only women who are not really quite women at all, frivolous women who have no idea, who neglect repairs.
Nothing screams lady-mind-porn like a hot, shirtless, sexy man doing dishes after giving her a reason to be exhausted.
I could be a housewife ... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times.
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
Why, Mary Ann, what ARE you doing out here? Run home this moment, and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan! Quick, now!
Dear wife, I'm sorry that I am mysteriously incapable of folding clean laundry, but I iron, oh, I iron. Sweetheart, I'll make your white shirt so crisp and sharp that it will split atoms as you walk.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.
Drying a widow's tears is one of the most dangerous occupations known to man.
What is a woman that you forsake her
And the hearth fire and the home acre
To go with that old grey widow-maker?
Need help washing other places?"
"Yeah. I'm really dirty."
"I can't believe you said that with a straight face."
"I can't believe you'll do it anyway.
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
I look to the heavens for an answer, and do you know what I get?A raindrop in the eye.But the real treat is waiting for me in the ballroom, where Great Grandma is in the process of removing every last stitch of her clothing. It's time for her bath, she says.Wow. Naked old woman flesh kills .
Whore or courtesan, she put on a great little show.
You don't have to get out. I know how to let myself in," she said.
"I'll get you at the door and walk you to it when I return you. It's part of my job, woman," he said.
Her temper flared. "Don't you ever call me woman. I'm not backwoods white trash. I have a name and don't you forget it.
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
a woman with young children is not a woman but a mammal, salve, croon, water carrier
She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.
Raindrop gangbang. Little water-based whore.
About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on.
Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary?
Katherine the Midwife
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black
lace bra ...
The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker!
Miss Roberts, where should I send the check for the steam cleaning of your furniture and replacement of your ruined panties?
owned a fabric store. She
She's a people-mechanic and always knows when I'm malfunctioning.
A woman that is like a German clock, Still a-repairing, ever out of frame, And never going aright, being a watch, But being watched that it may still go right!
Well, she's either Jackie or . . . hey, how about Stormy? Like some North Hollywood stripper?
She is a woman of muscle twisted around bone.
Our feminist culture at the present moment is completely dependent on capitalism . My grandmother was sill scrubbing clothes on the back porch on a washboard !
Do you hear, darlink, what the new dishwasher wants to be called? An 'underwater ceramics engineer,' already! Abu doesn't believe his ears. He doesn't realize what a big shot he used to be in the kitchen. Ha!
Pardon me, Highness, a women waits whithout."
"Whithout what?
CLAIRE:your washing right? shane:i'll pay you for it. claire:what? shane:best high score wins claire:no bet 'wash, dish boy
The same tired people who dragged bags and baskets full of their dirty laundry out in public when they had a rare spare moment. It was a certain breed of people that used Laundromats and Ren had it down to such a fine science she could have probably recognized them on the street.
I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.
I am a woman who came from the cotton fields of the South. From there I was promoted to the washtub. From there I was promoted to the cook kitchen. And from there I promoted myself into the business of manufacturing hair goods and preparations ... I have built my own factory on my own ground.
Be someone's security blanket when theirs is in the wash.
She wavers, she hesitates: in a word, she is a woman.
As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice.
That woman can sell water to a drowning man.
To be the other woman
is to be a season
that is always about to end,
when the air is flowered
with jasmine and peach,
and the weather day after day
is flawless,
and the forecast
is hurricane.
Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease; and I know not what use to put her to but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light.
Fire-breathing bitch-queen.
Mum had a job fitting upholstery into cars, but, in the evenings, she worked as a seamstress.
The carpenter's daughter has won a name for herself, and deserved to win it
Busying herself with inconsequential tasks.
If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.
Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue, oh how my heart yearns for you.
I've got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.
I just love seeing other females work.
Well, if Fortune be a woman, she's a good wench for this gear.
That was Jolene, cleaning up even when life was falling apart.
A poor gentlewoman, doctor, is the worst thing in the world
She was not a woman she was a world.
been through. She was a woman who
This is a wonderful world for women. The richness, the hope, the promise of life today, particularly for women, are exciting beyond belief. Nonetheless, we need stout hearts and strong characters; we need knowledge and training; we need organized effort to meet the future.
Look at Rose Bertin. From an ordinary seamstress to the milliner
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.
Dancing Bear
There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better!
An artist, if you'd really like to know who's fucking your wife.
Here she was, being rescued by a socialist, feminist, lesbian, baby-killing, foreign terrorist. What would the ladies in the sewing circle say to that?
What kind of a man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor?
In the nineties, it was common to see people who expressed themselves through one designer - the Jil Sander woman, the Martin Margiela woman. You saw her on the street, and you knew who she was.
A woman is more than the sum of her parts. So I had an opportunity to present some work at the White House. I chose not just to talk about the sky, the planet, love or heartache. I wanted to actually be there, to place a mark on that moment.
Women were going back to work, they were assuming their own power. They didn't have time to sit under the dryer.
The women kept washing floors. It seemed to be what they did in difficult times. Unvarying things, she saw, must have a deeper value than we know.
She is called Tinker Bell because she mends the pots and kettles.
What does being a woman today mean? Is there a right way of doing it? Is there a wrong way of doing it? Different kinds of women, female friendships: It's all pretty funny, and worth making fun of.
What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?
Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I do it perfect.' 'Oweee!' yelped a bikini-liner. And Helga, taking an oddly femenist stance: 'See what you do for the mens? You suffer. Is not worth it.
A woman is a woman!Woman-- Heidi Klum
In the beginning of Roomba, we all took turns answering the support line. Once, a woman called and explained that her robot had a defective motor. I said, 'Send it back. We'll send you a new one.' She said, 'No - I'm not sending you Rosie.'
medi-techs. She wanted a
I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers.
I may be strong-minded, but no one can say I'm out of my sphere now, for woman's special mission is supposed to be drying tears and bearing burdens
Wonder Woman was my first love, and now she's [Charlotte Kemp Muhl) my last.
It's so important to me to do the washing, do the Hoovering. I don't ever want to lose contact with that.
Some days you just want to get dressed and go about your business. But if you're a woman, you can't, because there is no unmarked woman.