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The bikini waxing, after we go there you can't turn back. -- Khloe Kardashian

Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I do it perfect.' 'Oweee!' yelped a bikini-liner. And Helga, taking an oddly femenist stance: 'See what you do for the mens? You suffer. Is not worth it. -- Jeffrey Eugenides

As soft wax is apt to take the stamp of the seal, so are the minds of young children to receive the instruction imprinted on them. -- Plutarch

the truth from his ears, waxed strong. -- Geraldine Brooks

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down. -- Gwyneth Paltrow

Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture. -- Ezra Pound

Men have marble, women waxen, minds. -- William Shakespeare

It's great! I used it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) to restore the finish of my 370/12/RM and I love the way it turned out!.. -- Roger Mcguinn

Put that in your mustache and smoke it. -- Agatha Christie

Broken glass. It's just like glitter, isn't it? -- Pete Doherty

Lamps make oil-spots and candles need snuffing; it is only the light of heaven that shines pure and leaves no stain. -- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My band and I, we cover our bodies in hairspray and glitter. We use the hairspray to make sure the glitter sticks. -- Kesha

It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get abikini wax. [On his running for California Governor] -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

oil paints...the look of licked lips. -- Margaret Atwood

I'm still not sold on this waxing thing, but I'm pretty sure I won't be signing up to get a facial and a Brazilian wax from the same person anytime soon. -- Jana Aston

Simple, like uncarved wood. -- Laozi

Looks like we're going to need a new prime suspect, Wax," Wayne said. "This one downright refuses to not be dead already. -- Brandon Sanderson

The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax." ... "Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there. -- Barbara Elsborg

You can't smear acrylics, you know, it dries too fast. -- Howard Finster

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. -- Joan Rivers

What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No. -- Ilona Andrews

When Death puts out our Flame, the Snuff will tell, If we were Wax, or Tallow by the smell. -- Masao Abe

Where he'd wanted her to remain very still, she saw he'd spelled out a word with wax. Mine. She -- Kitty Thomas

Waxes and wanes with no predictable schedule or trigger. -- Susan Ee

The morning slathers its whatever
across the thing. -- Michael Robbins

Normally for photo shoots I get a full wax, some tanning, a facial. -- Elizabeth Banks

When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light. -- Les Dawson

My hair takes a while to get right, I use wax to get it to stand up. -- Alex Parks

I enjoyed it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) .. in fact I'm all out ... -- Dick Dale

It works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ... -- Larry Coryell

The nature of the lost-wax process is that there is no original in the popular sense. -- Robert Graham

Get a Brazilian wax. It makes sex better, orgasmwise. -- Eva Longoria

My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting. -- Suzanne Collins

Hell hath no fury like a bunch of raggy women with scissors in their hands and hot wax at their disposal. -- J.b. Heller

I'm Italian, so I need to get someone to wax my eyebrows, but I'm not so good at keeping it up. -- Gia Coppola

Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know. -- Mark Alders

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right? -- Tia Carrere

Of course, Wax thought, starting to climb, what am I but a pile of blood and meat that gets up and walks around? -- Brandon Sanderson

What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. -- Cornelia Funke

When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed. -- Chiwetel Ejiofor

Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back! -- Eva Longoria

There was something in him, lighter than ego but darker than insecurity, that needed constant buffing, polishing, waxing. -- Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

It's not that bikini waxing is a foreign concept to me, but . . . I mean, I guess it kind of is. Like, it's one of those girl habits that's so far beyond me, it makes me feel like a different species. Do boys require hairless vaginas? Is this a known thing? -- Becky Albertalli

I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize my derriere in wax, and then kiss it goodbye. -- Donna Lynn Hope

I think eyebrow gel is genius. -- Suki Waterhouse

One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in. -- Fannie Flagg

You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man? -- John Lennon

The man waxed his mustache. In Sebastian's book, that was never a good sign. -- Stephen Gallagher

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax. -- Gary Mccord

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria. -- Mark Feuerstein

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. -- Alan Bennett

Pen, wax and parchment govern the world. -- Benjamin Franklin

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. -- Curly Howard

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish? -- Paul O'grady

You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to the Duchess. Look at that sophistication. -- Dan Bergstein

There is a sort of human paste that when it comes near the fire of enthusiasm is only baked into harder shape. -- George Eliot

In one and the same fire, clay grows hard and wax melts. -- Francis Bacon

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. -- Rita Rudner

Wayne ... " Wax said. "You know she doesn't actually like you." "You always say that, but you're just not seein' the truth, Wax." "She tries to kill you." "To keep me alive," Wayne said. "She knows I live a dangerous life. So, keepin' me on my toes is the best way to make sure I stick around. -- Brandon Sanderson

If you polish things too much, it loses the feeling. -- Geezer Butler

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly. -- Joe Dempsie

You bastard!" Wax shouted toward the box.
"Now, now," the box said. "That's patently false, Waxillium. You have a very clear understanding of my parentage. -- Brandon Sanderson

If you take suede leather and put it on a piece of steel, and put moisture on it, it actually sticks. -- Nik Wallenda

Paint, not the thing but the effect which it produces. -- Stephane Mallarme

[On the movie American Hot Wax:] A plot so thin you could thread a needle with it. -- Janet Maslin

Fresh curls spring from the baldest brow. There is nothing inorganic. -- Henry David Thoreau

Love - the best cosmetics. -- Gina Lollobrigida

smeared a balm over the end of it. -- Deborah Challinor

Someone needs to invent a lighter that the hash
doesn't stick to when you tamp it down.
Can you get on that, please? -- Sienna Mcquillen

Shined, combed, brushed and gorgeous -- Anthony Burgess

Chocolate Melting -- Peggy Dulle

Oh, I've got glitter in my hair. That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether I need to or not. -- Mitt Romney

My body is but wax and wick for flame. When the candle burns out, the light shines elsewhere. -- Normandi Ellis

Unfortunately, most products are full of plastic and silicones and parabens and things that are really not good for us but they give that silky finish. -- Gwyneth Paltrow

I brushed it until it shone and looked somewhat like it used to look,
only far thinner, and less glorious. -- V.c. Andrews

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. -- Rita Rudner

Smudge your eyeliner. It creates a smoky effect. -- Monica

With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly care. -- John Dryden

Her observation skills were astringent enough to qualify as an ingredient for aftershave. -- Helen Brown

Persinette, let down your hair. -- Charlotte-Rose De Caumont De La Force

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat. -- Alice Cooper

The only substance that goes in and never leaves, are words -- Natasha Tsakos

Soul meet soul on lovers' lips.Except when wax and pigment come between them -- C.d. Reiss

Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it. -- Francesco Marciuliano

My heart is wax molded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain. -- Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

That was' one time when my technique absolutely deserted me, I must admit. There was a wax face that he had created himself to cover his own ugliness. I was in his clutches and I had to hit him in the face. -- Fay Wray

I need something, Wax. A place to look. You always did the thinking."
"Yes, having a brain helps with that, surprisingly. -- Brandon Sanderson

Anyway, our fellow apes eat insects out of each other's fur; maybe bath bombs and body glitter are the modern human equivalent. -- Emily Nagoski

I'm a fan of parchment and wood pulp. -- Daniel Clowes

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. -- Danica Mckellar

Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick. -- Rainbow Rowell

If Wayne isn't in here somewhere already," Wax said, "I'll eat your handbag and try to burn it for Allomantic power. -- Brandon Sanderson

Lot of damn mixin' things up and saying, hey, what'll happen if we add a drop of the yellow stuff, and then goin' around without yer eyebrows for a fortnight. -- Terry Pratchett

it was like glass sandpaper being rubbed on my skin. -- Nicci French

You stupefied me. We waxed,
Carnivores, late and alight
In the beaded winter. All was ominous, luminous. -- John Ashbery

Larry says it's sandalwood, and it's called that 'cause of the Latin name. They don't make sandals out of it or nothing. -- J.l. Merrow

It's all saturated in sweat, pubes, and vegan farts!" Dennis -- Michelle Garza

Tioga did you wipe it on my mustache? -- Michael Mcnally

A good lather is half the shave. -- William Hone

[Of the ether] it is no greater mystery at all events than the shoemakers' wax. -- Lord Kelvin