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Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud.
Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight.
I don't want you leaving here with my ankle-biter in your belly.
The mouth of a passionate lover ... or a woman who would bite when she was angry.
More clench than butt cheeks.
Your mouth smells like my jock strap.
How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?
My cradle
was a shoe.
Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison
A bludgeon of wives (surely that must be the plural assignation)!
pocket lizard licker.
a furtive groove
steel wedge between the
You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you wit a padded lock
The horse-shoe nail. Remember the old poem? 'For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of the shoe the horse was lost. For want of the horse the rider was lost. For want -
Underworld butt.
The torment of personal relations. Nothing new there except in the disguise, and in the escape on the wings of adjectives. Sweet to be pierced by daggers at the end of paragraphs.
Gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder, I gain'd my freedom.
row of stitches.
The secret of toe cleavage, a very important part of the sexuality of the shoe; you must only show the first two cracks.
Pigskin crackling on my thumb, nummy nummy I hate pain.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches.
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace
Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.
It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.
I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.
Wedlock's a lane where there is no turning.
What in the name of Voldy's pasty-white rear end was that?
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
Disturbing crunch as
Skin is punctured for access
Sweet, warm, filling blood
What is more cruel than a tyrant's ear?
My sister the booty police.
Of a new Prince, new bondage.
Wherever there is desire and ambition, you are in bondage.
Where's the lace?Lace-- Nalini Singh
Goddamn bloody arsefoam. Daddy drilling Mommy on the kitchen table.
Many a necklace becomes a noose.
In a hot greenish body of water
slowly slides
A gesture a sigh a moan
will provoke his wild teeth
("Silver Clasp")
My toe as a lethal weapon!
Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer
The long neck that extended from his stiff collar.
I assumed this yoke would encase me as well as any another hobble. Only this one bound the mind.
I have asked the village blacksmith to forge golden chains to tie our ankles together. I have gathered all the gay ribbons in the world to wind around and around and around and around and around and around again around our two waists.
Corpus bones, I thought. To be wedded to this perfumed prig with his mouth in a knot and a frown always on his face!
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.
What bends, can break.
How closely women clutch the very chains that bind them!
Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
Wearing a scrap of colored cloth around your neck, even though it serves no useful purpose, but which answers to the name of "tie."
the wrinkled sleeve of the head
We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
So this was where jock straps went to die.
A woman's posterior is the key to my heart.
What rips you apart, keeps you glued.
Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.
The painful things seemed like knots on a beautiful necklace, necessary for keeping the beads in place.
a noose will serve. Ser Alliser,
Puny human body, my ass!
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
To a greedy eating horse a short halter.
Bottoms are alchemists who magically transform pain into sex.
Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
Her midriff bare, like the denizen ... of some pampering seraglio.
Boogey boogey boogey
prostrate body. He groaned when
Is a frog's ass watertight?
Oh, sweet peaches and cream, this hurts."
"Child, what have you done to your foot?"
Beth glanced down to see blood dripping from the side of her sandal. "Crap."
"Honey, that's blood. That calls for a shit or a damn or something stronger than crap.
There's only one cure for weirdness."
"Anal?
You must see her pucker when she's a dragon."
"This pucker can light your ass on fire, missy.
The extremity of this bondage is that it is only as a worker that he continues to maintain himself as a physical subject, and that it is only as a physical subject that he is a worker.
What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?
--What's going on in there?
--Let me see.
--Some kind of homo grappling shit.
Wide gape the gates of yellowed bone. A tongue of plank is our path between the teeth as we walk toward the gullet. Here I will be devoured. This is a true thing, near unavoidable on any path. I must enter those jaws.
I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare.
You grabbed my arse.'
'You broke my nose.
Surface my wife's most vicious
If you love a waist, you waste a love.
Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.
I have a plate on my neck. I had my neck fused.
SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom
crystals that stung your
Whipping, caning, chains, restraints, the cat-o'-nine tails and many other devices beloved of the Marquis de Sade are employed in more extreme sado-masochistic relationships. A spanking, though, s every girl knows, is more about pleasure than pain.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
I sank into a chair and mopped the frontal bone. Not for many a long day had I been in such a doodah
Affliction is enamoured of thy parts,
And thou art wedded to calamity.
You shall mark
Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave
That, doting on his own obsequious bondage,
Wears out his time, much like his master's ass,
For nought but provender; and when he's old, cashier'd:
Whip me such honest knaves.
There are no snares more dangerous than those which lurk under the guise of duty or the name of relationship.
This is how your heart gets
snagged, like a balloon on a barbed-wire fence, this is where pieces of you get torn away.
There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.
A hole in my Sam.
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?
A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.
The tongue has no bones, but can break a heart.
In English-speaking countries, the connection between heresy and homosexuality is expressed through the use of a single word to denote both concepts: buggery ... Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (Third Edition) defines "buggery" as "heresy, sodomy.
What lurking temptations to forbidden tenderness find their finding-places in a woman's dressing-gown, when she is alone in her room at night!
Handcuffs. Freaking handcuffs.
What are you doing with those?
Handcuffing you.
No, I mean why do you have them in the first place?
I'm saving them for a rainy day. These are new actually. It's like a "thinking of you" gift because I was thinking of you when I bought them.