Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Weed. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Weed Quotes And Sayings by 91 Authors including David Letterman,Kid Cudi,Nick Offerman,Linda Ronstadt,Ann Bruce for you to enjoy and share.

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I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.
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Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
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Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis (Google "Science").
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I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, When I smoke pot, it makes me want to hide under the bed with a box of graham crackers and not share.
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What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?
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Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke!
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Ill smoke anything anybody gives me, Im not particular.
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What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
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So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.
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Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today?
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I'm sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It's a lot safer to do it on marijuana
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I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.
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Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.
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You know, it turns out that cannabis really IS a gateway drug.
It's a gateway drug to hashish,
which, actually, is cannabis.
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Cocaine, yeahhhhhhh!!!!!
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I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it
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Caffeine. The gateway drug.
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I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis
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I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry!
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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The weed that wasn't Editorial Board | 488 words THE NEWS is full of instances in which deficits in common sense produce bad outcomes. But rarely is the deficit so clear, or the outcome so wretched, as in the case of a sixth-grade boy in Bedford County,
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I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.
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Marihuana is a World Wide Problem.
It is Connected to Sex and Porn Addiction.
It is Weakness, itself.
P. Hermans
September 13, 2016
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.
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All of your brain cells rotting from weed, feeling like if you ain't got it life's not as complete.
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Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
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Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation.
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Weed's not as bad as everything else ... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp ... but you'll function.
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Unquestionably, this drug is is very useful to the artist, activating trains of association that would otherwise be inaccessible, and I owe many of the scenes in Naked Lunch directly to the use of cannabis.
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Long as me and my team in here,
There's gon' be some weed in the air!
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I'm actually not a cannabis user frequently.
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Burnin marijuana pon di corner, It keep me calmer, It mek me smarter. Burnin pon di highway, its the highest grade, gettin into my head.
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When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash.
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I smoke pot every day, and I love it!
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A weed is a plant we've found no use for yet.
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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
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Marijuana allows one to take a breath and see the realities of a situation without the news beating their interpretation into our brains. Pot relaxes you.
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Marijuana is probably the most dangerous drug in America today.
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In recent years, we have been sending a clear, consistent signal about the harms of drugs, particularly marijuana, which for most young people is the first illegal drug that they are exposed to.
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I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, 'don't smoke marijuana, it will kill you'.
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I want people to get over the stigma about hemp. These seeds can't make you high, but they will make you feel good.
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We can't sell short the spiritual power of cannabis, especially when eaten.
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Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
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I do like to smoke pot. I think it's good.
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I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.
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Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, Unfriendly to society's chief joys: Thy worst effect is banishing for hours The sex whose presence civilizes ours.
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
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I have been addicted to it, and it's ultimately related to anxiety coping, and it's a form of self-medication, and I was smoking up to 15 to 20 marijuana cigarettes a day with no tobacco.
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I wish drink did the trick, I really do. People in bars look like they're having a wonderful time, and people at parties laugh a lot more after drinking. But, like several other women in my family, I don't tolerate alcohol well, so marijuana is my inebriant of choice.
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I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I used to say that pot took away from my rent, and now it pays it.
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What I did was experiment with a little marijuana like a lot of other people and walked away ...
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I haven't smoked marijuana since I was at NYU,
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I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?
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Music and herb go together. It's been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960's, when I first start singing.
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Marijuana gives rise to insanity
not in its users but in the policies directed against it. A nation that sentences the possessor of a single joint to life imprisonment without parole but sets a murderer free after perhaps six years is in the grips of a deep psychosis.
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I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day.
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If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal.
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And weed's not a drug - that's denial
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Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.
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Let's not underrate cannabis, for cryin' out loud. Cannabis should be the glue of the community.
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The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear
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Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.
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To endure the pain of living, we all drug ourselves more or less with gin, with literature, with superstitions, with romance, with idealism, political, sentimental, and moral, with every possible preparation of that universal hashish: imagination.
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I didn't even try it but the feeling that I got from being slightly high was so nice, I was so relaxed and happy and horny. Tomorrow Claude will be coming to my house, we will bake weed brownies on mugs, order pizza and have sex all the afternoon.
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I can take pot or leave it. I got busted in Japan for it. I was nine days without it and there wasn't a hint of withdrawal, nothing.
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The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better shared with friends. You can't really get high with a bad attitude. Kindness and sweetness exhilarates your stone. Stolen grass doesn't get you as high. The old hippie ethic really counts
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We call that opium, children. And don't do drugs, because DRUGS ARE BAD. Okay, I had to put that in there.
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I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my fine and a joint in the other hand
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I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.
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I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
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The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
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Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward her, she got scared and never tried it again. So dope was out.
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I smoke blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high I'd probably blow my brains out.
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Marijuana is a proven medicine.
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
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Marijuana is the most violence causing drug in the history of mankindMost marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers.
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Marijuana is one of the least toxic substances in the whole pharmacopoeia
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Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.
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I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it.
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When You smoke herb it reveals you to yourself. All the wickedness you do is revealed by the herb - it's you conscience and gives you an honest picture of yourself.
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Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.
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I'm not sayin I'm a pothead, cause I'm not.
I'm just sayin that I smoke a lot.
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Something else is hurting you -
that's why you need pot
or whiskey, or screaming music
turned so fucking loud
you can't think
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I smoked marijuana for 50 yearsIt opened my mind to a lot of things, and now its active ingredient, THC, relaxes me and eases my arthritis pain. I've concluded that marijuana should be legal
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Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation - from the writers of the world's religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists.
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I'm a recreational pot-smoker. There has never been enough of a distinction between marijuana and other drugs. It's a human rights issue, a censorship issue, and a choice issue.
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The drug which makes sexuality palatable in popular mythology.
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I am not by any stretch an enthusiast or fan of marijuana. I don't use it. I don't want any kids anywhere to use it; if I ever find one of my kids using it, they are in big trouble.
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I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
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I'll smoke pot every now and then. I cannot see a movie on pot. The number of movies I've seen thinking, 'This is probably the best I have ever seen,' and then I'll see it again and think, 'What was I thinking?'
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Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.
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I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone because it'll ruin my image.
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Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.
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Smoke the weed of your own heart to fly higher