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At wuntz? What HE do?
What HE do? Who do?
Wuntz do hoo doo? How do he do hoo doo?
Once do who do? What? What!? To wit, WHAT.
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!
Leave it alone Schuyler. For your sake and mine.
You've only talked like that since you became a horrid what's-his-name. You know what I mean. What do you call a man who wants to embrace the chimney-sweep?" "A saint," said Father Brown. "I think," said Sir Leopold, with a supercilious smile, "that Ruby means a Socialist.
BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides.
Becky, are you studying conversational Yiddish?
You have to talk through the bratwurst from now on.
Where's Kahn?"
"In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?"
I chuckled, "You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
Miss Gerhart, the last time I saw you, you had quite a mouthful to shout at me. You're really quiet today. Cat got your tongue?
You snorted. And you call a dick a schlong.
Woord is but wynd; leff woord and tak the dede.
I'm Opera Singer. I can sing Brecht, Weil.
The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.
What's the handle, Zock?
Whuppins were like kid taxes we paid with our behinds.
See, my strumpf is in my hair. Now, I don't know what strumpf means. It's just a term some brothas gave me.
I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!
When Paul announced himself in a rather formal way to the secretary, he said simply, "I am Watzlawick." She suspected he was a new psychiatric patient showing up for an appointment at the wrong time, and she interpreted his introduction as, "I am not Slavic.
The only one who really knows about the Reichstag is I, because I set it on fire!
Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?
When Frieda, Trude, Lucy, and I walked to work, the German children hooted at us: "Jewish swine!" In town, the shopkeepers would not even sell us a beer. I wrote to Mama that Osterburg was a friendly town.
You don't have any hair at all at the tops of your thighs," I said, admiring the smooth white skin there. "Why is that, do you think?"
"The cow licked it off the last time she milked me," he said between his teeth. "For God's sake, Sassenach!
The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.
So, standing here looking at you, all grown up, the question I ask is simple. In the long run, how different is a goddam hot dog from a Vienna sausage?
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked]
"Yeah."
"Why?" he asked.
The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow.
I've heard that you're the cat's whiskers, M. Poirot."
"Comment? The cat's whiskers? I do not understand."
"Well that you're It."
"Madame, I may or may not have brains - as a matter of fact I have - why pretend?
Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener!
Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's
How 'bout a kiss, Saumensch?" -- Rudy Steiner
Otchky-potchky, itchky-pitch,
Pay attention to this witch.
A donkey takes you to a knight
Him you conquer in a fight.
Then you wed a princess who
Is even uglier than you.
Ha ha ha and cockadoodle,
The magic words are 'Apple Strudel
Sergeant Stephan Schneider
Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist!
German? I don't know what that means ... we don't say that in America
Sidekick? Fuck you, porky.
What!You know German?
Mouseburger: unpretty, unspecial, unformed.
Who will bell the cat?
I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.
Crap on a stick.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.
Sassenach I might be to him, but not English.
Between his legs was his enormous cock - mmm, even at half-mast Markus was huge, with a thick shaft and long length most men would envy. His balls were large and meaty - so lickable.
Maybe I should have got some chili-slaw dogs from Shorty's. Everybody loves those."
"Buddy," Lars said, dropping his shoes to the deck with a thump, "sit yourself down and stop fussing. You're reminding me of my Aunt Glynna with all this temperature takin' and foil tuckin'. This food is fine.
Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed.
"So awesome!" Echo yelled back.
"He is funny," a nymph ventured.
"And cute, in a scrawny way," another said.
"Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
Pardon me, Highness, a women waits whithout."
"Whithout what?
Sorry about your sausage dog.
Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
The pig says oink.
Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let's use the spoon. I like to consider myself the big bowl-like area of the spoon that holds all the stuff you like.
The real question here is what happens to you, Gunther. In many ways you're a useful fellow to have around. Like a bent coat hanger in a toolbox, you're not something that was ever designed for a specific job, but you do manage to come in useful sometimes.
She wore a tattered wiesenboden the color
of a schooper.
Shprintzl Rudashevsky's wide face takes on a philosophical, even mystic, blankness. She looks like she's wetting her pants and enjoying the warmth.
Wotan of Walhalla,
How about a kiss, Saumensch?
Would you like some cheese with that whine?" Finn
I'm ashamed to be German.
spoon, jar, jar jar spoon
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!
Swyft, a shameless lickspittle whose greatest accomplishment was marrying his equally chinless daughter to Ser Kevan, and thereby attaching himself to the Lannisters.
The German today is like the June Bride. He knows he is going to get it, but he doesn't know how big it is going to be.
rashers of bacon.
Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you?
A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.
Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will - !
Scamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well.
WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.
The more I protest that I'm not Lemony Snicket, and that I'm Daniel Handler instead, the more it becomes clear to the audience that I am in fact Lemony Snicket, that I am in fact standing in front of them.
Professor Branestawm
The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind.
Hayes. Peter Hayes.
Whatever, Sam.
Whatever! Sam laughed, a booming guffaw. I love this word. It is my favorite from your generation.Decker smiled, unable to keep a straight face when Sam looked so awkward laughing.
Cover your butt. Bernard is watching.
People of ze wurl, relax!
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
You're an asshole, you know that? Stick your finger up your butt and take a whiff. That's you. A piece of shit!
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.
Strauss again brought up my need to speak and wrtie simply and directly so that people will understand me. He reminds me that language is sometimes a barrier instead of a pathway. Ironic to find myself on the other side of the intellectual fence.
In a long journey straw waighs.
A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him!
Chicken butt fried in grease want a piece
You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
SPIDER PIG
SPIDER PIG
Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he cant
He's a pig
Look ouut!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!
Wit is a form of force that leaves the limbs at rest.
Krawg's vulturebeak nose twitched in the middle of the few undisciplined whiskers that grew where a mustache did not.
I've never seen a German shepherd that liked spinach before.'
'She doesn't know she's a dog.'
'What does she think she is?'
'Well, she seems to think she's a special being that transcends classification.'
'Superdog?'
'Maybe so.
There is a Yiddish saying: If I am going to be forced to eat pork, it better be of the best kind.
The comment quieted the room, like a sudden shout of "Who wants extra bacon?" at a bar mitzvah.
am Slinklebert Petrovius Mordechai Smythe, but everyone calls me Slinky, mainly because nobody can ever figure out how to say my name properly.
I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.
Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
You're the little spoon, aren't you?Spoon-- Rob Thurman
Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots.
Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.
If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.