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Zip zop wop boopity bop. -- Bill Cosby
Mom," said Peter, "nobody thinks you're a lackwit, if that's what you're worried about."
Lackwit? In what musty drawer of some dead English professor's dust-covered desk did you find that word? I assure you that never in my worst nightmares did I ever suppose that I was a lackwit. -- Orson Scott Card
You sadistic pansycake. -- Veronica Roth
The Homestuck-ery of it all! -- Me
Do you remember, during the war, when Porky worked in a defense plant? He and Bugs Bunny. That was a good one too. -- Thomas Pynchon
-our father used to tell us stories about a bookworm named Wally. Wally, a squiggly little vermicule with a red baseball cap, didn't merely like books. He ate them. -- Anne Fadiman
I have a sister and her name is Mimsy, like from 'Alice in Wonderland,' so we've got some strange names in our family. -- Brie Larson
Marky! Pull up your pants! -- Penny Marshall
Living isn't for wimps no matter what age you are, -- Carolyn Brown
Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. -- R.s. Grey
Fuck a Smurf and call him Gimpy, is that who I think it is? -- Jim Butcher
Hurricane Ginger." "I'll outlast that wimpy storm by a lifetime. -- Bud Rudesill
Hopeless. Freak. Elephant. Pitiful -- Donna Cooner
To whom the wilie Adder, blithe and glad. -- John Milton
Mouse-brained fool -- Erin Hunter
It's not tiddlywinks now, is it?..... NZ Rugby Legend -- Tana Umaga
Lumpyface Lumpyhead -- George R R Martin
The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror. -- David Mitchell
He was shivering like a Wicklow sheepdog in a snowy yard, though the weather was officially 'clement'.
The first layer of clothing was his jacket, the second his shirt, the third his long-johns, the fourth his share of lice, the fifth his share of fear. -- Sebastian Barry
Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of their funeral ceremonies. -- Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann
Such things happen," said Too-ticky -- Tove Jansson
Professor Branestawm -- Norman Hunter
Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse. -- Jaclyn Moriarty
The name 'Wiz' comes from me being the youngest dude in my age group of people that I hung out with. I was pretty good at anything I tried to do, so they would call me a young wiz. -- Wiz Khalifa
"Bill's inside," Lucille said. "Get me a drink, willya, Harry?"
"Sure. -- J.d. Salinger
Now you feel like a wimp and I feel like a blimp. Thanks.
-Mack -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. -- Ray Davies
It's a thingy! A fiendish thingy! -- George Harrison
I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now."
"You should feel bad," I yelled. "For all we know, Twatwaffle saved our lives and maybe Mitch did too. There's obviously something out here. Who the fuck decapitates a llama?"
"I'm sure this particular llama was on many a hit list. -- Karina Halle
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks. -- Jim Cummings
You're too stupid to be craven," Pyp told him. "I am not," Grenn said. "Yes you are. If a bear attacked you in the woods, you'd be too stupid to run away. -- Anonymous
I was so skinny, they gave me the nickname stechetto - the stick. I was tall, thin, ugly and dark like an Arab girl. I looked strange. All eyes. No flesh on my bones. -- Sophia Loren
I fink it is a femuw. A femuw of a winowcowus ... A a-stinct winocowus. -- Elizabeth Peters
You smell like a wino dipped in other winos," Dorsky -- Matt Wallace
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf. -- Christina Dodd
Pissy is a nice way to say bitchy, but I'm okay with it. -- C.j. Ellisson
A Wrackspurt ... They're invisible. They float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy," she said. "I thought I felt one zooming around in here. -- J.k. Rowling
WI felt I ought to comment on that, but nothing occurred to me. -- Walter Moers
your a wizard harry -- J.k. Rowling
If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
Wimpy coffee? I suppose you drink yours black?" "Black as my heart. -- Linsey Hall
Python carries his loneliness in him as if he had eaten clay. -- Barbara Chase-Riboud
BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides. -- Jim Gaffigan
Mouldy blanket? ALBUS -- John Tiffany
Noodly: the act of being noodle-like, as in, Vivia drinks one Red Beach and she feels noodly. -- Leah Marie Brown
Julian: What's black inside, white outside, and hot?
Julian: A wolf in sheep's clothing.
Jenny: Is that what you are?
Julian: Me? No, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing. -- L.j.smith
Clippy got that pervert-on-the-playground look again.. -- Rob Reid
I think I have a mental nappy attitude. -- Paul Mooney
It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up. -- Dorothy Parker
Since a cold shower wasn't handy, I decided to walk my squishy off. - Nixie -- Mary Hughes
Minky, the littlest cat, look as if she stepped in snow when she was a kitten and the snow never melted. She is all black except for her white paws and the spots on her head and tail where the snow didn't melt either. -- Anne Michaels
Jill showed friend Kay the cute white mice.
They liked to run races for cheese.
Mice were lots of fun to play with.
Jill said, "Take Poopsie, the male one, please! -- Melinda K. Trotter
I bet his mother was a wyvern.
-Scamp -- Tamora Pierce
"Is that even a word?" I ask myself
"You're talking to yourself, so who the hell cares?" I reply -- Gayle Forman
I wish the word whimsical wasn't used now. -- Roger Mcgough
HONY is one of the only things keeping people from getting lost in the matrix. -- Brandon Stanton
I was as cool as a cucumber -- Jenny Han
Interviewer: What is your greatest regret?
Gorey: That I don't have one -- Edward Gorey
Once upon a midnight dreary -- Edgar Allan Poe
You're a chimp off the old block -- Archie Bunker
Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam. The dweam of wuv wapped wiffin the gweater dweam of everwasting west. Eternity is our fwiend, wemember that, and wuv wiw fowwow you fowever. -- William Goldman
I wuff aunt Newwy's chippen! -- Heather Brewer
I'm a moldy moldy man I'm moldy thru and thru I'm a moldy moldy man You would not think it true I'm moldy til my eyeballs I'm moldy til my toe I will not dance I shyballs I'm such a humble Joe. -- John Lennon
Loony, Loopy Lupin. -- J.k. Rowling
You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked]
"Why?" he asked.
The bat was shaking in my tight grip. "Because I don't have my Minnie Mouse pillow. -- Rachel Vail
Is my name dorothy?
Then why do u think munchkins could help me? -- Lisi Harrison
Oh, stow your whids, you dreary watering-pot, -- Marion Chesney
Mom once told me Aly had me wrapped around her little finger. She'd been wrong. Aly had held me in the palm of her hand. -- A.l. Jackson
cheery as a cherrio -- Stephen King
Chewie, we're home, -- Alan Dean Foster
I am a mediocre being, a bit cunning. -- Renee Vivien
Feely had the knack of being able to screw one side of her face into a witchlike horror while keeping the other as sweet and demure as any maiden from Tennyson. It was perhaps, the one thing I envied her. -- Alan Bradley
I'm tired, it's raining, and I am not a waterlily. -- Russell Page
Piggy took off his shoes and socks, ranged them carefully on the ledge and tested the water with one toe. 'It's hot!' 'What did you expect?' 'I didn't expect nothing. My auntie-' 'Sucks to your auntie! -- William Golding
Ya gotta love livin', pally, cuz dyin's a pain in the ass! -- Frank Sinatra
Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh? -- Christopher Moore
Womi is a world of mortals and immortals where the truth is uncovered. It's main mission is to give out the divine message to the chosen ones. -- Womi
My mother calls me wishy-washy. I just think I'm delightfully impulsive. -- Karina Halle
I'm really Wallace Beery in 'The Champ.' -- Jack Kerouac
It's better to be a halfwit then no wit at all. -- T.f. Hanson
Oh Ducky!' said Johnny. 'Squeak to me! -- David Slonim
I love whimsy. My mother was a word person, a real quipster. She was famous in the 1950s for being a contester in Utah: 25 words or less. My bicycle, our hi-fi ... in 1959, she won $15,000 from Remington-Rand for writing about a shaver. She was a farm girl from South Dakota. -- Ron Carlson
Oh, most think he's barking, the potty wee lad, but some are more kindly and think he's just sad, but Peevesy knows better and says that he's mad. -- J.k. Rowling
Wit is the fetching of congruity out of incongruity. -- Joseph Addison
Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed.
"So awesome!" Echo yelled back.
"He is funny," a nymph ventured.
"And cute, in a scrawny way," another said.
"Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot. -- Rick Riordan
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade. -- Noel Coward
Was that you, Pooky Bear? -- Susan Ee
POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept) -- Jody Gehrman
Nameless McBitchypants -- Seanan Mcguire
Sybil, vulgarity is no substitute for wit. -- Julian Fellowes
Whelks are strange and comforting.
They have no notion of community life and they breed very quietly.
But they have a strong sense of personal dignity.
Even lying face down in a tray of vinegar there is something noble about a whelk.
Which cannot be said for everybody. -- Jeanette Winterson
This used to be a mean monster until he got sick one winter with the flu & stayed in bed & watched too much Little House on the Prairie & now the littlest thing & he starts to cry. -- Brian Andreas
This episode of my life is brought to you by the letters W, t, and F. I do not understand. -- Lili Wilkinson
For all practical purposes, Feely's enthusiasms stopped where her skin ended. -- Alan Bradley
Hissy, hissy, little snakey, Slither on the floor, You be good to Morfin Or he'll nail you to the door. -- J.k. Rowling
I offer a duo of free-range
monosyllabics: one being "wow" and the other being
"cool," often said in sequence, spoken without drawl.
Take them, leave them, or show me to the Dewer's-- -- Kristen Henderson
I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting. -- Paul Newman
Menagerie. Personally, -- J.k. Rowling
Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar and his matter-of-fact ideas were dull, -- William Golding
This is Dee-Dee Molia. And to be honest, I kind of thought there would be more kids like her in our group. I think her brain works fine on the inside, but she needs a lot of help. She even uses an iPad to talk with, which is actually pretty cool. -- James Patterson