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The German lives in a state of perpetual intestinal embarrassment due to an excess of beer and the pork sausages on which he gorges himself.
Bruno. 'In Berlin we had a big house with five floors if you counted the
How much beer is in German intelligence?
He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
I was born February 20, 1937 in Munchen as the first child of Sebastian and Helene Huber.
I would sum up the German character best by saying that they are the best of losers and the worst of winners.
the basement. Katz
a Nean derthal with a badge.
And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade!
Enjoy your time in Germany, Herr Lawrence. Auf Wiedersehen." "Off-feet-a-sing," he replied.
Germany has been born anew.
We are all proud that through God's powerful aid, we have become once more true Germans
Oh how nice!" the lady said. But not corny. She was just nice & all. "I must tell Ernest we met," she said. "May I ask your name, dear?"
"Rudolf Schmidt," I told her. I didn't feel like giving her my whole life history. Rudolf Schmidt was the name of the janitor of our dorm.
When one is polite in German, one lies.
Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you?
[The Fuhrer] is one of those lonely men of the ages on whom history is not tested, but who themselves are the makers of history.
You have delivered up our holy German Fatherland to one of the greatest demagogues of all time. I solemnly prophesy that this accursed man will cast our Reich into the abyss and bring our nation to inconceivable misery. Future generations will damn you in your grave for what you have done.
This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave his life for his country in a ladies' lavatory in Upper Bavaria.
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.
Thus the headstrong German Shepherd dog, Fritz, and Moritz, the Barbaryy ape, innocently and gallantly defending his mate, plunge Greece into a political void.
One German officer lived in the house opposite ours. He had a room with the Kahn family. They said he was a charming man - calm, likable, polite, and sympathetic. Three days after he moved in he brought Madame Kahn a box of chocolates. The optimists rejoiced.
The German stared at me, a combination of fatigue and frustration. But I understood.
His eyes on the potato said, Emilia, I'm hungry.
The dried blood on his shirt said, Emilia, I'm injured.
But the way he clutched his pack told me the most.
Emilia, don't touch this.
Long live eternal Germany!
I lived with a German family. I learned about schnitzel from Ritta Seiffer. When she cooked she'd get the oil really hot so that it sealed everything and in the middle was very juicy. That's the secret to a great schnitzel.
Friedrich von Bernhardi, one of Germany's most influential military thinkers. Bernhardi believed the German people were destined to become the master race, who would prevail over lesser breeds and rule the world.
Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
Having people like that in your service degrades such service, when they are going around the world like beggars." Such was the advice from her Majesty, Empress of the German Empire, on the subject of hiring Wolfgang Mozart.
Salzburg ... is a mountain town with a rushing river running right through the center, everything in the rain various shades of green and brown.
antithetical to the new Germanic cultural identity undermined
When I'm working with German audiences, I will call on my Rilke and Goethe in the original.
Schiller moves upward. Goethe comes from up above.
Sometimes, Johannes would pop his head in the filing room and ask, "Need anything?"
'Yes. I would like you to ravage me here on the floor and swear your undying love to me.'"No. Thanks. I'm good.
What I could never escape was Germany, and being German.
Expected, well suited to Germany's guerrilla
Me and Schopenhauer. Sometimes being German seems to come with some serious disadvantages.
Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will - !
Richard Wagner, a musician who wrote music which is better than it sounds.
All of us, who are members of the Germanic peoples, can be happy and thankful that once in thousands of years fate has given us, from among the Germanic peoples, such a genius, a leader, our Fuehrer Adolf Hitler, and you should be happy to be allowed to work with us.
Franz Klammer was my great idol in my younger years.
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
What do you make of him?" I asked Elizabeth.
"Apart from the fact he's clearly insane?"
"What can he learn from Konrad's blood?" I said. "Except that he needs it in his body to live!"
"There is something ghoulish about it."
"He's like a vampyre,
up yonder in the guzzling Germans' land,
Portraying Mozart is a scary task. Whenever I'm asked to portray actual historic figures, it comes with extra accountability. Not just to your director and playwright, but to the man himself and the beloved persona that the public forms.
David stood up and said: Sorry Lichtenstein, but I am not here to change the world. I am changing the world because I am here.
I have always had severe problems with Austrians ... Musical, churchy, uptight ... nice legs ... hypocritical ... authoritarian ... always insist their dustbins are very clean.
The real question here is what happens to you, Gunther. In many ways you're a useful fellow to have around. Like a bent coat hanger in a toolbox, you're not something that was ever designed for a specific job, but you do manage to come in useful sometimes.
Erwin gave no fucks.
How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.
Herr Vogel from Heide Strasse. Made all his money from his father. He throws it away on women
In Germany I am not so famous.
The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!
Executive assistant. "Mrs. Albrecht, how are you today?" "Very well. I just got here and thought maybe I had missed you." "Nope. I just got here too." "Come in, please." The house had a two-story entry area
A Bavarian is half-way between an Austrian and a human being.
A German joke is no laughing matter.
We're gonna do like Posh and Becks and call it after the place it was conceived."
"Where's that?" I asked.
"King of Prussia.
The Germans love frankness and honesty. It is so convenient to be frank and honest. This confidingness, this complacence, this showing the cards of German honesty, is probably the most dangerous and most successful disguise which the German is up to nowadays.
Luftmensch - the impractical individual whose imagination has lifted him beyond the world.
First I would like to wash Bunsen, and then I would like to kiss him because he is such a charming man.
(Remark by the wife of Emil Fischer, upon meeting Bunsen for the first time, perhaps noticing a lasting chemical odour from his work.)
I bought two tall six-packs of Schlitz and went back to my place and drank down the requiem.
Oliver Kahn has shown once again that he is a great sportsman.
Handel, to him I bow the knee.
Dukhoborcheskaya
Just as the Huns under their king Attila created for themselves a thousand years ago a name which men still respect, you should give the name of German such cause to be remembered in China that no Chinaman will dare look a German in the face.
HELL: A place where the police are German, the motorists French and the cooks English.
As I love Mannheim , Mannheim loves me.
What FC Bayern has become is thanks to Gerd Mueller.
Me: What will I do?
MK: What you always do--only in Switzerland.
I did not care for Wagner. My tastes are more classical. Der Fuhrer had no musical taste and liked Wagner because of the bombastic Teutonic glories.
My pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams.
A German is someone who cannot tell a lie without believing it himself.
My friends often tell me how very German I still am.
Meine Wurst! Better your sausage than your life, man!
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
Now you've seen a hero," he said. "And that's worth something." - Eckermann, CONVERSATIONS WITH GOETHE
Well wtith a statue hermann cannot possibly fight
To anyone seeing him but not knowing him, Saul Panzer was nothing but a little guy with a big nose who never quite caught up with his shaving.
The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
My name is Abraham van Helsing. And I've seen more than you can possibly believe exist." "I don't recognize your accent, boy. Where do you come from?" "I'm Dutch." "You sound more German than Dutch." "My mother is German. I'm told I got the accent from her. But I am Dutch.
The German people are an orderly, vain, deeply sentimental and rather insensitive people. They seem to feel at their best when they are singing in chorus, saluting or obeying orders.
Albert tin. Why're
I almost rented a house by an architect named Schindler, but I couldn't afford it. It was a jewel.
Hello, out there, Heinz, in case you read this.
I was really very fond of you, to the extend that I am capable of being fond of anybody.
Give the Blarney Stone a kiss for me.
What were you doing in Hitler's bunker - looking for your motorcycle and your best friend?
There is a strange kind of human being in whom there is an eternal struggle between body and soul, animal and god, for dominance. In all great men this mixture is striking, and in none more so than in Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Bayern's midfielder, Owen Hargreaves, who scampered around the pitch like an office boy on amphetamines for the last 25 minutes or so.
Raimund Hoghe is a little man with a spinal deformity who was once Pina Bausch's dramaturge.
I was born December 21, 1917, in Cologne, on the Rhine, the son of the sculptor and cabinet-maker, Viktor Boell, and his wife, Maria, nee Hermanns.
The only one who really knows about the Reichstag is I, because I set it on fire!
Semmelweis reflex. They
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know ... I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
Matthias suspected that Brekker would drag the girl back from hell himself if he had to. Jesper
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
I'm a Berliner - fast, loud, obnoxious, industrious, brutally open.
According to Dieter Hellfeld, a member of the Swedish Academy
Yes, you have the very soul of me, Elisabeth."
"Then your name, mein Herr."
He laughed softly, but it was a gasp of pain, not of joy. "No."
"Why?"
"So you will forget me," he said simply. "You cannot love a man with no name.
Death is a master from Germany.
The purpose of the Reichsautobahnen is to become the roads of Adolf Hitler.
Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?
He turned to Isobel. 'How about you, Frau Hitler?