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It was a perfectly normal gerbil. It appeared to be living in an exciting construction of cylinders, spheres and treadmills, such as the Spanish Inquisition would have devised if they'd had access to a plastics molding press.
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The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays.
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Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.
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Were you hare when I was fox?
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I'm one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!
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My big studly giraffe."
"My little horny monkey.
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Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
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The most beautiful, the most spirited and the most inspiring creature ever to print foot on the grasses of America.
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What would Scobby-Doo?
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a mammy's boy who never married and who keeps a shotgun in case of trespassers, but loves his trees, loves his woodland, and honors a covenant set down by his great-uncle, which was that no tree should ever be wantonly cut down.
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Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack."
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With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood.
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Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
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Fox, you are the most cunning of all animals, you shall be general and lead us.
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It's a yeti," said Gaspar from behind me, obviously having been roused from his trance. "An abominable snowman." "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep!?" I exclaimed. "Not an abomination," Josh said, "abominable." The yeti licked him on the cheek.
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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
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The Stag at Bay with the mentality of a fox at large.
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On seeing the marsupials in Australia for the first time and comparing them to placental mammals: "An unbeliever ... might exclaim 'Surely two distinct Creators must have been at work'"
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Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy
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A Quarkbeast is a small hyena-shaped creature that is covered in leathery scales and often described as: 'One tenth Labrador, six-tenths velociraptor and three-tenths kitchen food blender.
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
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With foxes we must play the fox.
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What does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
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What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
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Weasels
and stoats
and foxes
and so on. They're all right in a way
I'm very good friends with them
pass the time of day when we meet, and all that
but they break out sometimes, there's no denying it, and then
well, you can't really trust them, and that's the fact.
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The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.
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Don't worry, I'm still earthbound,' Friday called down. 'But I've found something!' 'What?' asked Melanie. 'It's a flying fox!' said Friday. 'Don't touch it!' said Melanie. 'It might bite you.
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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Sheep with a nasty side.
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Afrikander cattle.
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grandmothers. Elephants
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Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
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Hopeless. Freak. Elephant. Pitiful
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The clamorous owl, that nightly hoots and wonders
At out quaint spirits.
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A cat without a tail.
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What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha)
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The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.
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Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.
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-Pig.
-I prefer the term rutting beast.
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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.
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no one can catch the mother-effing fox
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Purrrrrrrr" Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. "I hear a Kitty!" Vlad's eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. "You're teasing me!" - Bats
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A lamb in a city of wolves.
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Holmes was for the moment as startled as I. His hand closed like a vice upon my wrist in his agitation. Then he broke into a low laugh and put his lips to my ear.

"It is a nice household," he murmured. "That is the baboon.
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God save me ere I have any babies. They are grabby, clingy creatures who steal your figure and always want a ribbon or a wooden sword. And who sometimes make you die bearing them.
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I'll give you caveman.
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Beware the fox that makes the ravens fly.
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It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.
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Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
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The Cavelries hear and their short and furrie
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Which animal do you see when you hold me and close your eyes and think of animals?
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a creature of impulse.
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Otter! Otter! Otter!
Don't lead cows to slaughter!
I love you, and I know
I should've told you soon-a
But you didn't buy the dolphin-safe tuna!
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More like some small, fierce bird of prey, something with a sharp bite. An owl perhaps, that speaks only when the rest of the world sleeps.
Jenny will do well enough.
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Think of the country mouse and of the town mouse, and of the alarm and trepidation of the town mouse.
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Do you think Kinkade is Welland-Dowd? she wondered
Chase burst into laughter so booming that every head on the street rotated, startled.
Oh,God. She'd just understood when she'd said it aloud.
Welland-Dowd.
Well-endowed.
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How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?
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A squiggle, they are believed to be the first animal ever drawn.
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Bat, pigeon, ravens - I don't care about distinctions right now. Any fluttery, flappy thing is not cool with me.
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So you've got no name?" I asked. "They couldn't think of one ugly enough?"
The creature snarled, stepping over the unconscious policeman.
"Set animal is too hard to say," I decided. "I'll call you Leroy."
Apparently, Leroy didn't like his name. He lunged.
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She is the elephant's eyebrows,
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What is that?" I ask.

"It's my dog."

"No. No, I have dogs. Dogs are descended from wolves. That's descended from a rat." I look again. "An ugly rat.
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A purring noise woke him. Something furry was curled on his chest. Jarby opened one eye slowly. Something black, white, buff, and lemon-smelling. He glared at her and groaned. Stupid wytzl. Buffi chirruped and fluttered away to Poke.
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Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
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What the hell is a SpongeBob?
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Shake paws, count your claws, You steal mine, I'll borrow yours. Watch my whiskers, check both ears. Robber foxes have no fears.
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A bear! A bear! All black and brown and covered in hair!
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The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow into the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me.
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Foxes are all tail, and women all tongue.
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Chadwickius frenemus,
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The Lion and the Fox
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Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.
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A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!
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Where'd the dog go?" I ask, sounding panicky.
"That wasn't a dog, Zara," he says, words whisper strong.
I jerk my head up. "What was it then? A cat? A gerbil? A geriatric hamster?
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[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!
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Tockytock, tockytock
clumped our Alpine, Edwardian cuckoo clock,
slung with strangled, wooden game.
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Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
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some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
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[The] swarming, grunting masses of jackals ...
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Scrawny little mundane bastard.
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Baboons, I observed. One with a big gun and the other with a big mouth, and both with alpha-sized, flaming pink asses.
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A living doll, everywhere you look.
It can sew, it can cook,
It can talk, talk, talk ...
My boy, it's your last resort.
Will you marry it, marry it, marry it.
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
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Rat. A curse, an insult, a word totally without light.
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It could be ... Giant Baba!
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elephant's trumpeting
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Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
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And what would you do if you met a jibboo?
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Stubborn, snarly male.
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I'M SCURRYING AROUND THE HOUSE, TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT I should pack (cloth diapers, knitted booties, cotton jumpers?) and what I should leave behind (cloth diapers, knitted booties, cotton jumpers?) when I'm stopped in my tracks by the lowing and braying of the animals in the barn.
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never figured out what sort of animal I was
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Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador tenth that I valued most.
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Superman, Superman, crunchy little Superman. Found you in a Cornflakes box.
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Mmmm,' hummed Mum. 'What's it called?'
'Butch,' Dad told her.
'Butch!' Mum repeated. 'It doesn't sound like a small, docile, house-trained dog to me
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Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf.
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He called it a mastodon (which means, a touch unexpectedly, "nipple-teeth").