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Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.
Regin
Wood between the Worlds,
I am too easily contented with a slight and almost animal happiness. My happiness is a good deal like that of the woodchucks.
I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Don't halloo until you're out of the wood.
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
Worpswede, Worpswede, I cannot get you out of my mind ... Your magnificent pine trees! I call them my men
thick, gnarled, powerful, and tall
yet with the most delicate nerves and fibers in them.
The woods do not mean you well.
When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
Lord, why did you leave me in these woods?
Woodman, spare that tree! Touch not a single bough! In youth it sheltered me, And I'll protect it now.
George Sears, called Nessmuk, whose "Woodcraft," published in 1884, was the first American book on forest camping, and is written with so much wisdom, wit, and insight that it makes Henry David Thoreau seem alien, humorless, and French.
I do not know what you were like as a wood-nymph, madam, but you are a magnificent tree.
I am a lumberjack... I can never manage to be a chic.
Man is a great blunderer going about in the woods, and there is no other except the bear makes so much noise.
We might be able to have phone sex, but that's not the same as hugging his wood with my beaver.
A true forest is not merely a storehouse full of wood, but, as it were, a factory of wood.
And if you need timber for a new home," the second said. "I wood be honored. " He boomed out a laugh. "I wood. Get it?" "Farewell
Excuse me, Professor Flitwick, could I borrow Wood for a moment?' Wood? thought Harry, bewildered; was Wood a cane she was going to use on him?
I'm gonna kill you, shuck-face!
There are things in the wood, things you wouldn't expect. There's a laugh behind a tree when nobody's around to make it. A flash of red from branch to branch, like a spark from a fire, but nothing's burning.
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!
I'M PINOCCHIO. I KILL MONSTERS.
Once upon a time there was a piece of wood. It was not an expensive piece of wood. Far from it. Just a common block of firewood, one of those thick, solid logs that are put on the fire in winter to make cold rooms cozy and warm.
Look lak we done run our conversation from grass roots tuh pine trees.
I have blocks of wood all over my house; I spend all of my day knocking!
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
Said a skunk to a tube-rose, "See how swiftly I run, while you cannot walk nor even creep."
Said the tube-rose to the skunk, "Oh, most noble swift runner, please run swiftly!"
When the chopper would praise a pine, he will commonly tell you that the one he cut was so big that a yoke of oxen stood on its stump; as if that were what the pine had grown for, to become the footstool of oxen.
LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!
I'm lost in the woods right now,
Leave the woodpile higher than you found it.
If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
I grew up playing in the woods.
Give me better wood and I will make you a better cabinet.
The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'
At first glance, northern hardwood and hemlock forests aren't very sexy - they are the accountants of the forest world, stable and consistent.
misbegotten cockwaffle.
Many strokes, though with a little axe, hew down and fell the hardest-timber'd oak.
I was just getting acquainted with the wood. I wanted to see if it was maple or pine.
And as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
If ever you grow weary of concrete, so much concrete conversation, you might take your questions to the forest.
By providing safe nesting sites, woodpeckers are thus keystone organisms for a vast assemblage of birds the world over, including many owls, parrots, parids, flycatchers.
If we built houses the way we build software, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Woodget glanced into the dim shadows behind the trees. "What you be hiding fer?" he called.
"On such a night as this even the greatest may hide and not be ashamed," came the response.
The Haunted Wood was a harmless, pretty spruce grove in the field below the orchard. We considered that all our haunts were too commonplace, so we invented this for our own amusement.
Your beaver is huge.
I'm a Canada walnut ... WHAT?!
If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,
Crying to the moo-oo-oon,
"If only, If only.
Simple, like uncarved wood.
You may tell by looking at any twig of the forest, ay, at your very wood-pile, whether its winter is past or not.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Throw the lumber over, man!
husk of a vanished person.
There was once a bundle of matches, and they were frightfully proud because of their high origin. Their family tree, that is to say the great pine tree of which they were each a little splinter, had been the giant of the forest.
No. 9 - The Wavering Wood I should take this one off the list. Fuck the Wavering Wood.
a misbegotten cockwaffle.
Forest is forest.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
Who leaves the pine-tree, leaves his friend, Unnerves his strength, invites his end.
Hairy Mammal whaddya want
There is a popular saying, "More rare than pine is the smell of pining" - which is rare indeed, for there are few pine trees in this part of the Ozarks.
People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.
How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a child.
I am the skunk killer.
Tockytock, tockytock
clumped our Alpine, Edwardian cuckoo clock,
slung with strangled, wooden game.
You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party.
Why are you walking through the wood alone?
Burning the small dead branches broke from beneath thick spreading whitebark pine. A hundred summers snowmelt rock and air hiss in a twisted bough.
Lord love a duck.
There seemed to be no end to this wood, and no beginning, and no difference in it, and, worse of all, no way out
Fucking hell, Woods!' squealed Decker. 'You really are retarded!' Or he squealed something similar. I was no longer listening. He now held the book aloft and was waving it around like the monkey with the bone at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack."Quack-- Kate Angell
Your hair looks like a haystack...but I like it.
You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.'
'I just applied for a job as a tree,' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.
The ancient wisdom of the masters says that even a mighty oak was once a nut like you.
beaver drools in my underwear.
How rough that wood was, wild, and terrible: By the mere thought my terror is renewed.
Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?
Wet catkins fur the twigs of a willow.
Go get wood, Nuckal," grumbled the skeleton. "'Pick up those rocks, Nuckal.' 'Stop eating all the donuts, Nuckal.' Orders, orders, orders, that's all I ever hear.
It's gonna be a slobberknocker!
THUD.
Thud.
Thud.
The shovel hit wood, and stuck.
The man would fight with a stump.
He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself," Bones added. "Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of 'how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck' to make me want to stake myself.
There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
From the dark forest that bordered the soft ploughed fields, came a low cry that did not belong to any animal. It was accompanied by the sound of branches bending and snapping, and the splintering of wood as trees were crushed or toppled onto their sides.
Dr. Loveless: Dang these pine needles. Why can't a forest be decently carpeted?
Wild Wild West (TV) Second Season: Night of the Green Terror
I GO SNOWBOARDING WITH A PIG
Besides, woods made sense. Woods were home.
Don't you mean, witch?
Anything to be out of these woods.
Who fears the wolf should never enter the forest. What?
Never try to knock on rotten wood.
He turned on to the track and wondered why no birds were singing. The only sound he could hear was the buzz and rattle of a drill, which he assumed to be the farmer doing something to a fence. It was, in fact, a woodpecker whose presence would have thrilled him had he known what it was.
She'd arrived a self-sufficient city woman, and now she was covered in snow, sitting on a bench beside a crazy person, and she had a duck on her lap. Who was nuts now?
My name is Malcolm Pomerantz, and I'm an axe man, though not like those guys on that reality-TV show about loggers.
color, from badger-colored veterans who could handle
Get off the cross, we need the wood.
Forest University