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On Accidentally Eating Dog Treats
Snausages? I've been eating dog treats? Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is? Fuck it, they're delicious. I will not be shamed by this.
It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!
Both of us are justifiably disturbed by this development, though it has provided a new avenue of exploration as to why the fuck both of us are so deeply weird.
There was something unspeakably
We are not supposed to comprehend something like this,
incredulous. Miss
But this was the truth, a pitiful boy who desperately wanted not to be pitiful, screaming and crying, poisoned by an infected G-tube that kept him alive, but not alive enough.
THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS
Time for a little something.Time-- A.a. Milne
This is just getting weird.
I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude." I sat up groggily. "Not cool." "But he gave you a lovely hairdo," Sadie said. "Agh-agh!" Khufu agreed.
Curiouser and curiouser!
I have just created something totally illogical.
Don't. Don't do that.-- Cora Carmack
We let the weirdness in.
The horror! The horror!
You have made your magic now
Mischief Managed.
These kids, they're like tied-down helium balloons. They strain against the string and strain against it, and then something happens, and that string gets cut, and they just float away. ( ... ) But once that string gets cut, kid, you can't uncut it.
Never is my life have I ever experienced anything as crazy as this.
You're making me crazy,
What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!
Have a chocolate-covered raisin," he said.
"They look like rat droppings," said the Chair.
The Dean peered at them in the gloom.
"So that's it," he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot.
people say crazy things
One more thing ...Thing-- Steve Jobs
I'm dumbfounded, but nothing surprises me in this game.
I gaped at what I saw next. She yanked his arm off and ate it. Gross! I knew she was hungry, but that was just ... well, against the school rules for one thing.
We know. We've seen it all before.-- Janet Morris
Seriously, Josh. What the hell?
Oh my fucking god,
That is the most frightening sight I have ever seen.
The last thing I wanted was my embarrassing death by fruit bats posted on YouTube.
This is the strangest life I have ever known.
Spooky things happen in houses densely occupied by adolescent boys. When I checked out a four-inch dent in the living room ceilingone afternoon, even the kid still holding the baseball bat looked genuinely baffled about how he possibly could have done it.
Imagination needs to be fed.
Many strange things happen in this world
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
B kissed Damian. Two people kissing always look like fish.
This was an unbelievable experience.
I hate that. I hate kids like that so fugging much.
Every time that boy smiles, somewhere a puppy died.
How the fuck did you get into some crazy shit like this?
You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.
Someone's magic was cleaving.
This is something no one in the world has ever done.
they chewed on the cud.
You 'will never belive it.
Your cat ate my unicorn's breakfast.
Among the tortures and devestations of life is this
then - our friends are not able to finish their stories.
God, I can't believe we're talking about this.
Oh for fuck's sake.
This is one of those things that you can never explain to anyone; that's what I want to explain - one of those free-association moments with connections that dissolve when you start to try to put them into words.
I'll report sick";
You have no idea what you have just unleashed, boy.
Amazing wonder of nature.
How despicable we must seem to you
I'm seriously laughing
To pay attention, this is our endless and proper work.
I've never been so scared in my life. I thought that shark was going to eat you."
TJ hugged me, resting his chin on the top of my head. "It didn't though."
"We're going to eat him now, aren't we?" I asked.
"Oh, hell yes," he said, a big grin on his face.
The plot thickens.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Deja Vu All Over AgainDeja-- Yogi Berra
People do crazy things after a big loss.
I can't believe my eyes.
What in the fuck are you?
Death laid its eggs in the wound
I can't believe I'm being coerced by a bird.
What more scoundrelly trick could you have played on us?
It's hurting my soul
The whole thing confused
How did she do this to him, turn him into this grasping male animal? Did her pussy have some kind of chemical allure his body was powerless to withstand? "Fuck.
Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination.
The illusion of our.
I am so ready to hunt down those tiny adorable creatures and give them what for," said Emma. "SO READY."
"Emma . . ."
"I may even tie bows on their heads."
"We have to interrogate them."
"Can I get a selfie with one of them first?"
"Eat your toast, Emma.
This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'
Get your filthy hands off the puzzle, you little brats!
Who peed in your cheerios?
No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before."
"Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the moment, I'm tempted to feed him your fingernails.
The Mission is completed...this is why you die!
It unsettles the women as they have dropped their disguise and are now giant praying mantis with blonde and auburn wigs, lipstick smeared on those deadly pincher-like insect jaws.
I held out my dad's magic box and let it o, sure it would smash to the floor. Instead, the box disappeared.
"Cool," I said. "Sure you I can get it back?"
"No," Bast said. "Now come on!
His dick made him do it.
There's something totally crazy about this.
What did you expect?
An hour ago Cutwell had thumbed through the index of The Monster Fun Grimoire and had cautiously assembled a number of common household ingredients and put a match to them.
Funny thing about eyebrows, he mused. You never really noticed them until they'd gone.
The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.
My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
How strange women are.
It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for.
Stupid Fucking Logan Fucking Matthews
What happens to anything beautiful? Viy ate it up.
of his fingers and the little egg
We need to practice for 10000 hours
Why was the boy surprised to find celery growing out of his ears?
Woah is me to have seen what i seen see what i see
thats a Zoey miracle
Shouldn't have looked, boy...
Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep.
Tom bruised himself on the world and licked his cuts.