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Wound me ... I can only feed on my humiliated blood.
incredulous. Miss
Er lips were as red as a stop light..
Game On, Motherfucker.....
I used to be disgusted. Now, I'm just amused...
My balls shrank in terror. I was convinced we were going to die.
Woe worth the day!
The horror had begun.
Yikes, I hope it hadn't given him the scoots. That might get nasty.
Sinks my sad soul with sorrow to the grave.
Regret fills my already crowded heart.
It was eighteen hours ago that I discovered what the slimy inside of a brain looks like, what a face looks like without skin and lips and the odd pimple.
Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt
This is what happened.
The pain decimated me.
Holy throbbing vag,
Six months later, I was poor, pregnant, and married to a man who read Dogfu**er magazine.
That's basically the cherry on top of this week's sundae of suck.
Have you ever been married?"
"Nope. I was close once."
"You were engaged?"
"No, but I came close to thinking about it.
She didn't believe close to thinking about it counted. "What happened?"
"I got a good look at her mother and ran like hell.
God help us for we knew the worst too young.
My balls crawl up my throat.
That's how I'm feeling about everything these days: ugh. No.
Shut your damn mouth.
Wow. Talk about humbling.
We have a new problem, fresh from the oven and hot as hell.
God, I can't believe we're talking about this.
We ended up eating toasted pieces of soap. Yep. Mom will never let us cook again. In
My heart breaks literally into a thousand tiny pieces.
Fraking phenomenal.
Emotional fuckwittage
The truth is cruel but right.
I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey.
This is worse than being in a lion's den, buck naked with meat tied around your ass.
I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it
I was dead inside.
It was like pressing your thumbnail against a radiator when it's really hot and the pain starts and it makes you want to cry and the pain keeps hurting even when you take your thumb away from the radiator.
I read the news today, oh boy.
A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'
Thank God.
Yeah, God. That guy.
She was the girl with her finger in the dike," she said. "Little did anyone know that when she removed it, all hell was going to break loose.
A splinter of pride got in under my breast-bone and lodged there.
I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.
Oh, torture. Torture. My pubic hairs went gray.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...
I wanted to gather myself together, grab him and yell, "Yes please, for the love of God rub some cream on my ass!" but it was all too late.
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
It's hurting my soul
Now he's miserable and depressed.
Close the wounds, and the 22-hour surgical ordeal was over. The Siamese
I wish we didn't have to tell this story.Story-- Andy Garcia
Crap on a cracker, this was bad.
That is surely childhood's end, when you look at a thing like a rabbit needing skinned and have to say: "Nobody else is going to do this.
I was mortified. I molested The Regis.
I've been glued to the TV. I am absolutely devastated.
I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
So that was the end of that marriage.
I just couldn't stand that goddamned yip yip yip.
You dirty rat...
At least I tried.
Who do you know who's lost a buttock?
Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks ... "
That baby is so ugly ... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
You're upset. Who upset you? Tell me, and I'll bite him."
"No biting."
"Little nibbles?"
"No."
"Ferocious licks?"
"Ew.
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help.
Really sucked the red off of all my candy.
Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination.
More grievous than tears is the sight of them.
OH. DRAMA.
Oh, hell.
So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done.
And with that, my friend drove away and left me at the gates of hell, deceptively decorated to look like a Martha Stewart magazine.
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.
remove the speck from your
Our disappointment sits between us.
And then it was over
Now our poor Gib never had a sense of humor to lose ...
I happened to look up and there it was. All over and done with, at last. I sat on for a few moments with the ball in my hand and the dog yelping and pawing at me. (Pause.) Moments. Her moments, my moments (Pause.) The dog's moments.
Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
Waiting for her answer was like pulling out my fingernails one by one.
So, what are you doing with my little sister today?" Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat.
"I'm afraid I can't ruin the surprise," Noah said. "But I promise I'll return her intact."
He did not just say that. Daniel cackled
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Like a gift from hell. . . .
You've touched yourself."
"It's not the same," I informed him irritably.
His head came up, he looked at me and he whispered, "No, baby, it's not.
He hurts. I hurt.
I knew I could never clean away this memory. We were stained and spoiled forever.
I'll never do that again!-- Grete Waitz
He was lucky I had a tiny, itty, bitty crush on him; otherwise, he would have gotten the shank years ago. Then
That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside.
"Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.
He looks miserable poor soul!
Wrong answer fucker
The die has been cast.
Bitch, you are SO lucky you didn't try to eat my dog.
But cruel fate had not finished with us yet. My colleague's gasps and grunts from the rear ceased for a moment to be replaced by a horrified shriek. The bloody thing's shitting, Jim! She's shitting everywhere!
I started to teach him how to swim only to leave him in the deep end too soon.
Frankie's a puke." She
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
Nubs?" the doctor asked. "It's okay," Charlie said. "He's our dog. He isn't a person or anything." "I would hope not." "Sometimes he eats his own poop," Charlie explained.
And this was the price you paid for sleeping together.
Ouch. You really know how to tear a guy's heart out, don't you, princess?
Be glad, be glad.