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Dripping wet in a secret passage. It was pretty damn hot.
I have this cousin down in Georgia that skinny-dipped in the Chattahoochee and two hours later gave birth to crawfish." Leakey turned to walk away. "Crawfish, Chief. I'm just saying.
I've never had anything cold and wet touching my butthole before. That was quite the experience!
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
IT was the most horrible, the most repellent thing she had ever seen, far more nauseating then anything she had ever imagined with her consious mind, or that had ever tormented her in her most terrible nightmares.
COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ... THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?
I don't have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.
It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.
The prettiest people do the ugliest things.
The rectum of Wybo Gerritszoon releases a hot fart of horror.
Mine (story) ain't the scariest, the clearest, the most painful, or the most beautiful. It just happens to be the one that's got it's fingers around my throat.
It's the strange world.'
The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.
That one time I had ma Latina texture going on.. Or just.. everyday.
A snake came to my water trough On a hot, hot day, and I in pajamas for the heat, To drink there.
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
It was like washing down a bucket of peyote with a vatful of absinthe.
Yikes. Yahoo. Yum.
Shaggy wrapper, flapping hat, and muddy legs, was rather
It's a strange world"
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
Messy, isn't it?
strange world isn't it?
Snakes are sick.
I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
When the blood came out of my mouth I could taste my own shit.
I feel my breath catch in my chest as I breathe out. I have no idea how to describe this feeling inside me, but it's a long way from 'Ick'. It's about as far away from 'Ick' as I can get.
That was the best not-sex ever.
Stupid, toe curling kissing bastard
The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.
What more scoundrelly trick could you have played on us?
I'm the weirdest person.
Man to man, my eye Kipps snorted. It was like seeing two schoolgirls squabbling over a scented pencil. You should have heard the squeals.
The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent.
I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas.
I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey.
Rough as a badger's arse
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut
This isn't one of your spankerchiefs, is it?" "The hell?" "You know, your jizz rag?
Rache! Glad you're ... Tink loves a duck!" he said, wings clattering. "It stinks of sex in here. God, woman. I leave you alone for one night, and you're humping the ghost." - Jenks to Rachel
It was a fractal of ugliness, disgusting at every level of self-similarity.
Do ye remember the love potion Una made for yer feckin' balls and how the gnats bit the hell outta big daddy and the twins?
Dylan Quinn's knickers,
Tell the truth and make it rhyme
I have to say that it was the best milkshake I ever had in my life. It was so delicious, it almost scared me.
Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.
I reached to push my hair out of my eyes, finding someone had tied a knot it in. My face screwed up in anger as I realized it was a HAPA knot. Real funny.
It's either this or the vodka. Trust me; you don't want to drink the vodka. It takes half the flesh from the inside of your throat on the way down, and you wake up the next morning feeling as if a major portion of your brains are on the outside of your skull. Most unpleasant.
Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well.
Mud is the most poetical thing in the world.
It was like we were two halves of an oyster shell, and when you put us together, it hid the gray gunk inside.
I hopped out of the shower and immediately began doing the icky dance. You know, the 'oh ma god, I know there are about six more of those things on my body' dance.
Wow...that was SQUISHY.
Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.
That strong, grassy smell, raw milk in a tin cup.
Now, Rowsby Woof was the man's dog; and he was the most objectionable, malicious, disgusting brute that ever licked a man's hand. He
Nothing say Alaska like dead humpy stink.
Squeezing the bubotubers was disgusting, but oddly satisfying.
I had something in my throat. It felt like I had swallowed the whole world.
Worst high five ever.
Well that was sucktastic
The most disgusting in the world is being unaware of who we are
This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother
was in there tongue wrestling with the second stupidest person in our class, after himself.
This morning from a halibut.
I had a nose tickle.
Man is the scariest monster alive.
My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.
My mate is really, really weird.
She is also absolutely covered in brown, mushy clay.
She laughs and holds a large lump up to show it to me. Her mouth moves, and she makes enough noise to scare away a group of birds near the shore.
She is so, so strange.
that palpable odor pumped out through the
To be aroused in the dark by five feet of cold, green snake gliding over one's face is unpleasant.
Shuffled on my feet because my naughty bits felt like they were being pierced with a horny spear.
My brain was like mud.
Pigskin crackling on my thumb, nummy nummy I hate pain.
He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.
It was like sitting inside a headache.
I felt kind of sick for some reason,
Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose
The very nastiest and coarsest, I can't tell you. It is not grief, not dullness, but much worse. It is as if all that was good in me had hidden itself, and only what is horrid remains.
My mind is a dirty, dirty place.
What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face.
You couldn't muck out a horse stall in Christian Louboutins.
One peek and I melted. "Aww," I said, cooing to the chick with the fluffy head. "It's so cute." Then it shit in my hand. "Ew, gross. Take this nasty thing.
What a night, I'm telling you. Odious. Odious with cherries on top.
swallowed. My ears felt as if
You're sick. Sick and evil and weird.
A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
You fucked-up hunk.
Oh my god. I just hung around with an unpretty person. Excuse me while I go home to scrub myself with expensive body wash and a pink loofah, to rid myself of the unpretty germs.
You dirty so and so.
Do you feel it?
Do you taste it??
That's going to be awesome nightmare!
And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said ... my tummy itches.
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.
I just looked over and saw our wieners in a wad," then-Brewers manager Ned Yost said after the game.
Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare